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ITT We find Johnny some games to play on his XB1X this Holiday Season

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Seriously, we gotta find something for this guy to play.  He's spending all his time shitting up the forum while the glorious cows/sheep/hermits are enjoying the fruits of the holiday season. :scust:

 

So what can we recommend for him?  Obviously it needs to play to the strengths of his console.  Something that only plays in 4k, as 720p has become irrelevant to him after dropping $500 on a new box (as opposed to dropping far less on an updated graphics card to get 4k years ago).  It definitely needs to be well-reviewed.  We don't want him getting bored after 1 single hour of play, confirmed by xbox live no less, and then coming straight back here to spew his gamut of 3rd grade insults.  And for the love of all that is holy, let's make sure he has something to play that isn't easily obtainable elsewhere.  He needs to feel secure in his purchase, and it's hard to do that when others are playing the exact same game(s) elsewhere without having to buy a $500 machine.

 

What could such a game be? :interesting:

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4 minutes ago, Ramza said:

 

If only he had amazing experiences to play like portable Skyrim for $60 and 7.0Blade Chronicles 2. :mickey:

We are not here to discuss the multiple game of the year contenders to grace the Switch this year.  We are here as a charity to try to ensure that Johnny doesn't go hungry this Christmas!  Have you no empathy?  Or are you a Scrooge? :denzel:

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2 minutes ago, McWickedSmawt85 said:

We are not here to discuss the multiple game of the year contenders to grace the Switch this year.  We are here as a charity to try to ensure that Johnny doesn't go hungry this Christmas!  Have you no empathy?  Or are you a Scrooge? :denzel:

Those are GOTY contenders to you? :kaz: 

 

Shall we discuss all the third parties that Switch is missing out this Holiday instead? :mickey: 

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1 minute ago, JonB1 said:

The obsession is real :lawl:

 

This is starting to become disturbing guys :really:

It is very, VERY important that you make sure you're not alone on Christmas and New Years.  We're going to get you the help you need, just hang on! :scared:

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3 minutes ago, lynux3 said:

You can't save him, dude. No one can, not even himself.

Daddy's dumbo time scarred him for life.

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Just now, JonB1 said:

Did you get Marvel ?

Nah, woke up late and I was too hangover. 

 

Tomorrow morning. I'm gonna play LA Noire first tho. I'll probably post some impressions when I play it anyway.

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1 hour ago, McWickedSmawt85 said:

Seriously, we gotta find something for this guy to play.  He's spending all his time shitting up the forum while the glorious cows/sheep/hermits are enjoying the fruits of the holiday season. :scust:

 

 

How do you not see the irony in this lol? You apparently have tons of games to play yet you're shitting up the forums all the same which is even worse because again you have tons of games to play yet here you are.

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