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I'm not a manchild who likes to keep his house lit like a cave.

Evidently yours are more than thick enough.

Which explains why almost all word processing programs use a default white background.

Reading books makes you go blind. Why aren't they printed on black or dark grey paper???

You need thick nostalgia googles to care about shit like this:

Capcom needs better management. The studio should've been closed before it got that deep into development on its current projects. But good riddance. Their Dead Rising sequels were all garbage.

$100 for only 20 games, and 4 of the 5 games announced are filler?

It was the only theme that doesn't look like a GeoCities site from 2000. The contrast between the font and background colors on the "Lite" theme is godawful.

Sabo

Nostalgia

No platforming, simple puzzles, stat-focused combat, but it has good characters? I can't think of a dumber character in video games than Kratos, and giving him a beard and teaming him up with his young son is supernatural-level cringe. We're suspending your membership in the Those of Enlightened Taste Gentlemen's Club until you come to your senses. Good God man, and over God of War?

And Dakur is back with his usual anti-American tankie apologetics, this time showing true class by doing it on September 11th. Allende got only a third of the vote. The two people who ran against also each got a third of the vote, but slightly less. One was rightwing, the other was center-right. The former president was part of the same center-right party as the third candidate, but was termed out or he would've won easily. The constitution stated that if no one won with a majority, the legislation would then pick the winner, and they picked Allende. Allende

This is a bad demo. The stage is generic and way too long. It's Mighty No. 9 level of blandness. It killed some of my hype.

Have it preordered. Cain't wait.

The funniest thing to me about the progs' non-binary silliness is that they've just renamed androgyny as non-binary while ignoring the 1980s so they can pretend they're being innovative. Even the cock rockers in the 80s were running around in spandex and gay bondage wear with giant poodle dos, and no one cared except for the Evangelicals. And this stuff goes back to at least Louis XIV. Check out those legs.

The 3DS segment will be the Luigi's Mansion port coming out in October.

Traitor

I just finished Captain Toad for the first time. It's nice enough but it's a true kids. There's no challenge at all.

Three second Zelda BotW review: Beautifully polished, dungeons suck, fun to explore the world.

I'm finally playing through Breath of the Wild and it really is a Beth/Ubi open world game. I've already put five hours into it and haven't gotten to a main dungeon yet. I think I like tighter pacing with Zelda games. I definitely don't like how weapons are made out of glass and the busy work it creates.

I got one-shotted while at full health right at the end of the final battle of Fire Emblem Echoes. Fun game though. I liked it better than Awakening.

I'm about halfway through Fire Emblem Echoes. After years of not really playing JRPGs, I'm on my third in row. For some reason I don't like playing them on consoles but I'm fine with them on handhelds as long as they have a full voice acting.

I started Pokemon Ultra Moon and I'm ready to give this game to a random kid when I go Christmas shopping later.

Heads up for anyone who wants it: Amazon $15 Yakuza Kiwami - Steelbook Edition Just grabbed a copy.

About how long is Kiwami's main campaign?