Hot Sauce

lmao Rear Automata

7 at GS

17 hours ago, Cooke said:

You guys are so fucking dumb. UKRAINE IS  NOT GOING TO WIN!! THEY DONT HAVE THE MANPOWER TO WIN. THEY DONT HAVE THE MANPOWER TO EVEN OPERATE THE WEAPONS THEY ARE GIVEN. WHY PROLONG THE INNEVITBLE? JUST ADMIT YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HUMAN LIFE. 

I don't even know who you're performing for. This place is like the same 6 people.

5 hours ago, Twinblade said:

Annnnd just like that, the bill is passed

 

Slava Ukraini and Fuck Russia 

311 to 112

Speakers hold way too much power being able to table shit like this for half a year.

Shoutout to the Republicans that voted down the border bill, though. Dems were giving them everything they wanted in exchange for this foreign aid, but daddy Trump said no and now you don't get shit. How people can actually cast votes for that party without dying of embarrassment is beyond me.

10 hours ago, Hot Sauce said:

https://abcnews.go.com/International/live-updates/israel-gaza-hamas-war/?id=108860743

 

Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran

 

A U.S. official confirmed to ABC News Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran. The official could not confirm whether Syria and Iraq sites were hit as well.

Seems like it was just to save face for Israel. Iran is downplaying it and saying the strike did nothing so there’s no reason to respond. Looks like bombing the consulate won’t be what gets us into WW3 yay

https://abcnews.go.com/International/live-updates/israel-gaza-hamas-war/?id=108860743

Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran

A U.S. official confirmed to ABC News Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran. The official could not confirm whether Syria and Iraq sites were hit as well.

You might not like it, but this is what peak attractiveness is.

55 minutes ago, Cooke said:

Lemtots don't care about quality games. 

Very true, but they have a deal with Microsoft to be on Gamepass day 1 which is the only I think that's gonna happen.

6 hours ago, Cooke said:

There's been a bunch of ratings for it. It will be come out soon. 

Not in any of the official ratings databases. I think we'll hear something at the Xbox showcase in June, though.

Silksong is vaporware.

I don't really care about the AI wars, but this was just too funny. Klay had a terrible game last night and Grok misunderstood it as this:

On 2024-04-15 at 11:26 AM, MalaXmaS said:

How long should I keep it for? 

You should be able to keep it for as long as you want within reason. Companies should sell you on the upgrade, not force it via ending security updates or a non-removable battery. Fuck that.

Should you upgrade? Yeah, probably. I wouldn't do anything important on a phone without security updates even if it's absurdly unlikely you'd ever be targetted for something. The Pixel 8 has 7 years of support, so I'm not saying stop buying Pixels because that's industry leading. Just fuck that 3 year shit they use to do.

3 years of support for a flagship phone is lame as fuck.

Ghostrunner was pretty good. Boss fights were pretty eh and there's some checkpoints that probably could have had the first 10-15 seconds of traversal cut out before a tough combat section, but was a lot of fun getting my ass kicked for a bit.

I really wanted to try hardcore mode but I didn't realize you have to start it via level select and starting a new game would remove your ability to play hardcore mode. In the game's defense, the game has a prompt telling you but I was just mashing through the prompts to start a new game with zero expectation that I'd cut myself off from something just by starting a new game lol. That and the lack of mid-level save points are some interesting design decisions.

1 hour ago, Tears of the Cows said:

Yeah, the CEO and head of product are nothing either. 

Just those two? How come you didn't include the chairman, Kaz, leaving?

3 hours ago, Tears of the Cows said:

They’re jumping ship, quick. 

So quick he's had two jobs between his Playstation gig and this one.

First time a game has swept all 5 major GOTY awards. TSHBO.

1 hour ago, Twinblade said:

  
embrace the trial and error and learning curve. It’s really satisfying when you know what you’re doing and everything just flows together.

 
also I hope you’re using KBM. This is one of the few games where it’s significantly worse to control on a controller.

I couldn't stand the KBM controls so I just used a controller. Up to level 10.

Fuck Ghostrunner.

3 hours ago, Casual said:

I bought Minishoot Adventure on a whim. Twinstick shooter with Metroidvania/Zelda influences. Gonna leave the video below cause I can't explain it but I think a lot of you would dig it:

I just skimmed through but that game looks awesome and really unique.

I don't need it, but my 3080 can't max out the 240hz refresh rate on my monitor at 4k so I guess I'm just going to have to buy one.

I'll definitely grab Ghostrunner. Been meaning to give that game a shot.

I can't imagine a Tactics remake being in better hands than the producer of FF16. 

Gotta update that logo with lemmings not existing, though.

lmao Miami putting up basketball numbers.

Should've gone for the FG at the end to have Payton's bitch ass on the receiving end of a new points scored record.

Obviously.