James Skywalker

You prefer antiquated over fresh? Next you’ll be hanging out with the decrepit and drinking liquor.

This research is giving me a woody.

Jimbo in the middle. Life in the middle. Schizophrenic!

Carrie and Corey

Looks like Microsoft has the edge over other browsers.

I see her online, all the time I'm trying not to stare down there While she talks about her tough night Girl of your dreams, you know what I mean There's something about her stare that makes you nervous And you say things that you don't mean Well, I found a hotel I called up the twins Said I had no money so they won't let me in I need to get back, I gotta see the girl on the screen She said, 'Maybe I would like you better If you took off your clothes' I'm not playing with you baby I think that you should give it a go She said, 'Maybe I would like you better If you to

You’re right: I’m terrible at poetry.

There’s a Birch at my church.

I’ll be the last of us to play that game.

I’m a dastard:

I’ve taken Speed but I’ve never done Speed-running.

Almost forgot about Maple Trees where you get Maple Syrup! I want some Birch Syrup!

Put pinesol on the pine stool.

Birch, fir, pine, willow, spruce, hemlock, cedar, magnolia. That way I’ll know more poetry.

cheap and gets you fucked up

Highest quality ray-tracing at 1080P

Theoretically speaking

Can you steak at my house and make me that?

It’s past Summer Solstice, so the sun is going down.

Everyone looks like a fool eventually. Everyone copies each other, too.

O, I see what you did there Assonance thread title

I was in my Speedo.

I can get Finnigan to lick your dick. Would you let bye-gone’s be bye-gone’s, then?