James Skywalker

Thanks for rerinding me.

I think if I was French and then rise, I’d prefer fries over rice.

I just had the craziest dream. Dreamt I was in a car made of wood. Then it fell apart on the highway because I found it. Then there were bears and wild dogs on the road that were looking for food. I think I was in my Speedo’s. Then I was explaining to a bunch of people how I was at this house before and there was a robbery and I picked up a $1000 dollar bill. The cops were talking to me on the grass when we were laying down and he was coming on to me. I guess because I was wearing a Speedo. Then I walked away and I was at the Joker’s (Batman) Playground and we were talking about his movies a

I choose wheat.

They’re gunna demo every lemming’s house?

Spending happy days with the Fearns:

Fuck - Tetris looks better than this.

But I touched you through the Internet.

Have you seen battles in Seattle?

Sheathe your sheets:

The 80’s, when there was no COVID-18:

Fuck - now I got to ask my mommy for more money!

I do live in the basement

I care about Canada and I’m a somebody.

Since it’s Independence Day tomorrow does that mean all the Americans will be independent?

Is there a fee for males to become female?

I’m frying a steak, right now. Better than Bender’s:

Driving is stupid. Walking is better.

I don’t work weekdays anyway so it doesn’t matter. Every day is Friday for me.

Eyes without a face? Everyone is walking around wearing a mask these days and all you can see is their eyes. The only way you recognize the person is the colour of their iris.

At level 42 you learn lessons in love.