So the postman comes to my door with THIS: (KARMA OF THE YEAR)

[Cooke 2,026]

Just now, Remij_ said:

Cooke in here posting reviews and shit  

Well why not? Gotta make a living! 

[-GD-X★ 7,729]

3 minutes ago, Bodycount NX said:

my positive aura is  too strong right now.  Got a kid I work with to go back and finish his highschool diploma, hooked up a tech-clueless old guy with some rips of movies from his youth on a usb stick. I'm like mother theresa at work this month and now i'm being rewarded.

 

thanks for noticing me puttin' in work JC

 

I'll take this as a token of the universe's gratitude.  

bodycount is a tranny confirmed. 

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3 minutes ago, Cookester15 said:

Lmao I love watching the other phone with a glass back just slide past the key2. Soft touch rubber backs should be on all phones

 

AMAZING. It's simply the best damn phone EVER imo. Trust me, i fuuuuucking LOVE this phone!

 

 

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Just now, -GD- said:

bodycount is a tranny confirmed. 

if i was i could probably afford the operation now

 

SCORE of the century  Thank you CanadaPost

[-GD-X★ 7,729]

6 minutes ago, Bodycount NX said:

if i was i could probably afford the operation now

 

SCORE of the century  Thank you CanadaPost

well you already have the titties, so you are almost there. 

[bhytre 2,753]

Things like these have happened so many times to me that I stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.

If I find a wallet with money I take the money, if I see an old lady fall I take her walking stick, if I buy an electronic device and it ends up sucking really bad and is falsely advertised I'll sabotage it internally if I have to to return it.

 

I did this with a cordless vacuum cleaner I got a while ago, was not a Dyson but still pretty expensive. 

Didn't clean for shit, things bigger than bread crumbs or tiny pieces of glass it would not pick up, and it would clog inside the tube in no time because its suction power was so weak. didn't even work 15 minutes instead of the advertised 1 hour.

 

I just opened it and unplugged one electric cord  from the PCB, returned it as "object  doesn't work" and got my money back.

 

Karma shawarma lmao. FUCK. THEM.  

 

 

Edited September 19, 2018 by bhytre

[SheepKilla 473]

7 minutes ago, bhytre said:

Things like these have happened so many times to me that I stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.

If I find a wallet with money I take the money, if I see an old lady fall I take her walking stick, if I buy an electronic device and it ends up sucking really bad and is falsely advertised I'll sabotage it internally if I have to to return it.

 

I did this with a cordless vacuum cleaner I got a while ago, was not a Dyson but still pretty expensive. 

Didn't clean for shit, things bigger than bread crumbs or tiny pieces of glass it would not pick up, and it would clog inside the tube in no time because its suction power was so weak. didn't even work 15 minutes instead of the advertised 1 hour.

 

I just opened it and unplugged one electric cord  from the PCB, returned it as "object  doesn't work" and got my money back.

 

Karma shawarma lmao. FUCK. THEM.  

 

 

But...Deano says you'll get karma coming back to you...

[SheepKilla 473]

Hitler caused the deaths of millions and died a peaceful death on his own terms.

 

You returned a $100 vacuum cleaner and Deano says you deserve to go to hell. 

[bhytre 2,753]

Nice guys finish last, literally  

[kaz 2,439]

57 minutes ago, bhytre said:

Things like these have happened so many times to me that I stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.

If I find a wallet with money I take the money, if I see an old lady fall I take her walking stick, if I buy an electronic device and it ends up sucking really bad and is falsely advertised I'll sabotage it internally if I have to to return it.

 

I did this with a cordless vacuum cleaner I got a while ago, was not a Dyson but still pretty expensive. 

Didn't clean for shit, things bigger than bread crumbs or tiny pieces of glass it would not pick up, and it would clog inside the tube in no time because its suction power was so weak. didn't even work 15 minutes instead of the advertised 1 hour.

 

I just opened it and unplugged one electric cord  from the PCB, returned it as "object  doesn't work" and got my money back.

 

Karma shawarma lmao. FUCK. THEM.  

 

 

rofl, maybe you should try to break out of north korea you poor schmuck. unplugging that cord wasn't necessary to return a fucking vacuum cleaner.  

this story is sadder than my grandma and she can't hear, speak nor see anymore  

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@Cookester15

 

is the key 2 the newest model? https://stuff.co.za/blackberry-key2-an-icon-reborn/

 

these stories are from today.  I don't follow blackberry, did this shit literally just drop?

 

:rofl: OMFG!

[SheepKilla 473]

 

 

LMFAO

[Voidler 1,675]

Why am I not shocked that a lemming is a common thief 

[SheepKilla 473]

Just now, Voidler said:

Why am I not shocked that a lemming is a common thief 

Common thieves usually don't get their goods handed to them by incompetent employees. 

[Cooke 2,026]

32 minutes ago, Bodycount NX said:

@Cookester15

 

is the key 2 the newest model? https://stuff.co.za/blackberry-key2-an-icon-reborn/

 

these stories are from today.  I don't follow blackberry, did this shit literally just drop?

 

OMFG!

In July. There's a newer cheaper "lite" model coming out now with less ram and storage. But you have the best BlackBerry available right now. 

[Voidler 1,675]

3 minutes ago, SheepKilla said:

Common thieves usually don't get their goods handed to them by incompetent employees. 

They do leave a trail to exactly who stole it 

[jehurey 3,227]

I like how the most traction any Blackberry phone has ever gotten on this forum is a guy who got the phone given to him, brand new, for no money at all, completely by accident.

 

........and the review is "yeah, its pretty good" lol

 

Well, I imagine it depends on how good the tracking is. I don't know who did the delivery.

 

But, the person who ordered the phone will eventually want to know what happened with the shipment. They will see in tracking that it was "delivered", and if its a service that posts the signature of the delivery, then he will definitely be calling the store he bought it from, or the shipping company.

 

The shipping company may have bad info to give him. Like say "we delivered it to your address" even though they didn't. But if they an investigation, they will have the delivery driver trace back their steps.

 

The problem is if they scanned the other package, and the driver knows he gave you two packages.  Then he will realize that one of the packages was meant for a different address, and they will go knocking on your door. They have a signature..

 

If the shipment is insured, then maybe they won't give you trouble. Or maybe they will. Who knows.

[Cooke 2,026]

1 minute ago, jehurey said:

I like how the most traction any Blackberry phone has ever gotten on this forum is a guy who got the phone given to him, brand new, for no money at all, completely by accident.

 

........and the review is "yeah, its pretty good" lol

 

Well, I imagine it depends on how good the tracking is. I don't know who did the delivery.

 

But, the person who ordered the phone will eventually want to know what happened with the shipment. They will see in tracking that it was "delivered", and if its a service that posts the signature of the delivery, then he will definitely be calling the store he bought it from, or the shipping company.

 

The shipping company may have bad info to give him. Like say "we delivered it to your address" even though they didn't. But if they an investigation, they will have the delivery driver trace back their steps.

 

The problem is if they scanned the other package, and the driver knows he gave you two packages.  Then he will realize that one of the packages was meant for a different address, and they will go knocking on your door. They have a signature..

 

If the shipment is insured, then maybe they won't give you trouble. Or maybe they will. Who knows.

It's exciting to find out what will happen 

[SheepKilla 473]

11 minutes ago, jehurey said:

I like how the most traction any Blackberry phone has ever gotten on this forum is a guy who got the phone given to him, brand new, for no money at all, completely by accident.

 

........and the review is "yeah, its pretty good" lol

 

Well, I imagine it depends on how good the tracking is. I don't know who did the delivery.

 

But, the person who ordered the phone will eventually want to know what happened with the shipment. They will see in tracking that it was "delivered", and if its a service that posts the signature of the delivery, then he will definitely be calling the store he bought it from, or the shipping company.

 

The shipping company may have bad info to give him. Like say "we delivered it to your address" even though they didn't. But if they an investigation, they will have the delivery driver trace back their steps.

 

The problem is if they scanned the other package, and the driver knows he gave you two packages.  Then he will realize that one of the packages was meant for a different address, and they will go knocking on your door. They have a signature..

 

If the shipment is insured, then maybe they won't give you trouble. Or maybe they will. Who knows.

they won't do an investigation. they're lazy and incompetent. guaranteed.

[hoshino 148]

2 hours ago, Bodycount NX said:

my positive aura is  too strong right now.  Got a kid I work with to go back and finish his highschool diploma, hooked up a tech-clueless old guy with some rips of movies from his youth on a usb stick. I'm like mother theresa at work this month and now i'm being rewarded.

 

thanks for noticing me puttin' in work JC

 

I'll take this as a token of the universe's gratitude.  

lmfao