Alphonse★ 453 Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 https://babylonbee.com/news/bethesda-hires-team-of-leftists-to-act-as-npcs-in-fallout-76?fbclid=IwAR1-EroFKcooGYlXq0zT1G-a5J3mFpoiia_ft_uR3E6n9FObkuNOMMoHpGU Quote ROCKVILLE, MD—Popular RPG developer Bethesda has hired a team of leftists to roam the wasteland in its new Fallout 76 video game and act as NPCs, handing out quests and interacting with players. Bethesda games have often been plagued with buggy NPC behavior, a problem that was easily remedied by just paying liberals to parrot dialogue options as commanded. "Our new liberal-controlled NPCs are actually much easier to program than the NPCs in our previous games," said one game designer. "Gone are the days of buggy dialogue and facial animations: now we just have liberals obediently doing what we tell them to say and think." While the jury is still out on whether or not Fallout 76 will be received as well as previous games in the series, the new liberal-controlled NPCs are getting rave reviews. "NPCs in other Bethesda games will respond with the wrong dialogue, refuse to give you the right quest, or just glitch into a wall," said one player on launch day. "These guys are great: the developers just tell them what to think, what to say, and how to respond to any given situation—and they do it, no questions asked." The new liberal-controlled NPC system isn't without its problems, however: on the first day of Fallout 76's public availability, thousands of the liberal employees started a violent protest right in the middle of the West Virginia wastelands. Spoiler This is satire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. House 3,371 Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 I find this incredible offensive, it's dehumanizing liberals. I will start a petition for Todd Howard to lose his job immediately. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,608 Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Lol Jerry finally got a job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Playstation Tablet 1,725 Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Should have actually hired a Q&A team. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teh_Diplomat 2,054 Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Just now, Beta Bux Romeo said: Should have actually hired a Q&A team. Yeah, that was everyone who was suckered into pre-ordering for access to the Beta Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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McWicked 825 Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 You joke, but this would probably be an improvement to the game. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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