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Baby it's Cold Outside: Can one of you puritan progs explain why this song is sexually predatory?

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She wants to stay but she's worried what her family and neighbors will think she's a thot if she does. She's even the one who suggests they have another drink, not him. It was written in the '40s when prudes ruled the world.

 

Read the lyrics.

 

How in the world did you perpetually offended autists manage to pass third grade English?

 

I really can't stay (but baby, it's cold outside)
I've got to go away (but baby, it's cold outside)
This evening has been (been hoping that you'd drop in)
So very nice (i'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)
My mother will start to worry (beautiful what's your hurry?)
My father will be pacing the floor (listen to the fireplace roar)
So really I'd better scurry (beautiful please don't hurry)
But maybe just a half a drink more (put some records on while I pour)
The neighbors might think (baby, it's bad out there)
Say what's in this drink? (no cabs to be had out there)
I wish I knew how (your eyes are like starlight now)
To break this spell (i'll take your hat, your hair looks swell)
I ought to say, no, no, no sir (mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (what's the sense in hurtin' my pride?)
I really can't stay (oh baby don't hold out)
But baby, it's cold outside
I simply must go (but baby, it's cold outside)
The answer is no (but baby, it's cold outside)
Your welcome has been(how lucky that you dropped in)
So nice and warm (look out the window at this dawn)
My sister will be suspicious (gosh your lips look delicious)
My brother will be there at the door (waves upon the tropical shore)
My maiden aunts mind is vicious (gosh your lips are delicious)
But maybe just a cigarette more (never such a blizzard before)
I've gotta get home(but baby, you'd freeze out there)
Say lend me a coat(it's up to your knees out there)
You've really been grand (i thrill when you touch my hand)
But don't you see? (how can you do this thing to me?)
There's bound to be talk tomorrow (think of my lifelong sorrow)
At least there will be plenty implied (if you got pnuemonia and died)
I really can't stay (get over that old out)
Baby, it's cold
Baby, it's cold outside

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3 minutes ago, McWickedSmawt85 said:

Don't we already have a thread on this?

 

You never explained why it's sexually predatory. Instead you defended the morons on your side who misread it and said you're fine with them pressuring companies to ban it. Explain that one, WickedSlow. :dreamy:

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6 hours ago, Tulsi & Nikki 2020 said:

 

You never explained why it's sexually predatory. Instead you defended the morons on your side who misread it and said you're fine with them pressuring companies to ban it. Explain that one, WickedSlow. :dreamy:

Well shit, that's easy:

 

6 hours ago, Tulsi & Nikki 2020 said:

The answer is no (but baby, it's cold outside)

Which part of this line is ambiguous to you?

 

@Alphonse - can we merge this with the other one?

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8 minutes ago, McWickedSmawt85 said:

Well shit, that's easy:

 

Which part of this line is ambiguous to you?

 

@Alphonse - can we merge this with the other one?

 

Then she says maybe a cigarette more. I'm willing to bet big money that Twinblade's had more sex than you.

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Just now, SheepKilla said:

LMFAO who is this :D 

saucer.

 

He's going to have alot of trouble trying to find other topics to bash the left during this entire time that the Trump presidency is crashing down. They need to find something to try and make us think that the reason that they are DEAD SILENT about not saying anything about what is happening with the right-wing in the country is because they are simply TOO CAUGHT UP with "extreme leftism running amuck in this country."

 

They can't pay attention to what happening in the white house...............because this leftism is the real biggest threat in this country.

 

Y'know.............like some radio station in Podunk County not playing a christmas song because some chicks complained. That's the........uh......real threat.

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5 hours ago, Tulsi & Nikki 2020 said:

 

Then she says maybe a cigarette more. I'm willing to bet big money that Twinblade's had more sex than you.

I suppose we don't have to guess why #MeToo scares you so much now, do we?  :rawf: 

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17 minutes ago, McWickedSmawt85 said:

I suppose we don't have to guess why #MeToo scares you so much now, do we?  :rawf: 

i don't think most of these , uh.............."fellas" need to be concerned about getting #MeToo'd. lol

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