Storytime with MAR: i need a hacker

[Guest MAR]

i know yall know the story about this screenshot:

 

but i have a story involving it that i never told people about.

only minutes after i took this screenshot and showed it to people, i was messaged by this ANNOYING faggot from the time called alec effiel. he was demanding i go to some AOL instant messenger chatroom. 

from what i heard then there was like 3 chat rooms, people from SW (not the people here), the homos from OT and sw2(from before that place became a CP ring)  it was called...and im not lying THE GAMESPOT SECRET TRIAL #22 GREY FOX AKA DC

i was told to keep my mouth shut and not to speak unless spoken to, to do what they ask of me and if i tell anyone about this they would do a trial for me and not stop till im banned from gamespot ( :| )

they had someone acting as my lawyer, a prosecutor and a judge (a gamespot mod called alakasier) 

i was told to send the screenshot to some admin i never heard of or seen post in the forums, he laughed.

then they showed some thread where DC attacked me and agreed with his own alts and alakasier says this isnt enough to ban DC for but hes gonna ban this other dude whose spamming the thread; GOD OF MACHINES

he kept posting this funny ass gif

 

he gets permed and the entire chat room is nutting and posting the  smiley, happy they got someone banned even if it wasnt DC

disgusted, i turn off my pc and i go outside.

i came back like 3-4 hours later with some chinese food, i go to take a shower and when i get out, ready to eat i hear the AIM sound going off, like 40 messages from alec effiel demanding i go to some thread on sw2 demanding i help them get DC banned. i look at the thread, laugh, block alec effiel and leave to enjoy my food.

then i go on the main page and see the newest poster is a name i recognize and its GOD OF MACHINES. i send him a DM telling him the truth and he laughed, flamed alaksaier and posted more robocop gif's (and this FUNNY ONE from star trek)

 

oh and GOD OF MACHINES's new name? ROBOCOP-IS-JESUS

aka substatic

aka robohobo

aka robostench

aka BEST ON PC 

 

yea, i pissed this dude off so bad he called for a hacker but DC pissed off 30% of a entire forum and they tried to get him banned behind his back and got robostench banned instead

also this was a big reason why we came to systemwars.com

[SheepKilla 285]

FailSpot having secret trials and lawyers they took Nazism to a whole new level

 

I miss the navy blue board theme tho  

[Guest MAR]

2 minutes ago, SheepKilla said:

FailSpot having secret trials and lawyers they took Nazism to a whole new level

 

I miss the navy blue board theme tho  

and banning robostench like that can ever stop him 

he was back within the hour and still trollen and spamming the same thread cause the mods were too fucking stupid to ever check on sw 

[SheepKilla 285]

Just now, Guest MAR said:

and banning robostench like that can ever stop him 

he was back within the hour and still trollen and spamming the same thread cause the mods were too fucking stupid to ever check on sw 

That was all of us. 

 

I remember when Bodycount kept coming back after bannings. It was OBVIOUSLY him because he had the same sigs and shit and posting style.  Everyone with half a braincell knew who it was

[SheepKilla 285]

And then when the alt was confronted, the person behind it would be like, "who's that?" pretending they had no clue who you were referring to so they wouldn't get permabanned again 

[Guest MAR]

2 minutes ago, SheepKilla said:

That was all of us. 

 

I remember when Bodycount kept coming back after bannings. It was OBVIOUSLY him because he had the same sigs and shit and posting style.  Everyone with half a braincell knew who it was

bodycount is the only person here who racebaits and bothers to make it funny. 99% of this board sucks at it and are willing to hold life long e beefs over it. and hes CANADIAN.

 

i remember he messaged me on XBL and said "in order to celebrate halo 5's new black protaganist, ms has made it so halo master cheif collection does not work" LMAO

or how gears 5 having a hispanic female character who isnt pregnant and gets work done made the game too unrealistic for him

[SheepKilla 285]

1 minute ago, Guest MAR said:

bodycount is the only person here who racebaits and bothers to make it funny. 99% of this board sucks at it and are willing to hold life long e beefs over it. and hes CANADIAN.

 

i remember he messaged me on XBL and said "in order to celebrate halo 5's new black protaganist, ms has made it so halo master cheif collection does not work" LMAO

or how gears 5 having a hispanic female character who isnt pregnant and gets work done made the game too unrealistic for him

LMAO he owns 

 

I was cracking up DYING when he put a pic of the Crackdown black protagonist and said the XBox lead designer is writing his wife's friend as a lead into all the games. LMFAO

[Guest MAR]

1 minute ago, SheepKilla said:

LMAO he owns 

 

I was cracking up DYING when he put a pic of the Crackdown black protagonist and said the XBox lead designer is writing his wife's friend as a lead into all the games. LMFAO

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[Optimus Jim 361]

I should build a wall to prevent your words.

[Guest MAR]

build a wall to prevent jimbo

 

 

[Optimus Jim 361]

49 minutes ago, Guest MAR said:

build a wall to prevent jimbo

 

 

Mar's jeer used Drake - he's half baked.

[Guest MAR]

[SheepKilla 285]

^ LMAO

[Optimus Jim 361]

55 minutes ago, SheepKilla said:

^ LMAO

What’s the point in saying that when you still have your ass? And at no point did it ever come off.

 

People go to war for metaphors.

Edited January 12 by Angel Jim

[SheepKilla 285]

4 minutes ago, Angel Jim said:

What’s the point in saying that when you still have your ass? And at no point did it ever come off.

 

People go to war for metaphors.

That stands for Languishing Mao Asparagus Official, you asshole. 

[Optimus Jim 361]

10 minutes ago, SheepKilla said:

That stands for Languishing Mao Asparagus Official, you asshole. 

Why do you call yourself an asshole? Because you’re languished?

Edited January 12 by Angel Jim

[SheepKilla 285]

9 minutes ago, Angel Jim said:

Why do you call yourself an asshole? Because you’re languished?

Huh? Can you speak up? I didn't hear you. 

[Optimus Jim 361]

1 minute ago, SheepKilla said:

Huh? Can you speak up? I didn't hear you. 

I am an asshole, I guess. Because I have one. But so do you. 

 

I just don’t see the point is saying it, unless it was for poetry. Probably that’s why, eh?

[SheepKilla 285]

Just now, Angel Jim said:

I am an asshole, I guess. Because I have one. But so do you. 

 

I just don’t see the point is saying it, unless it was for poetry. Probably that’s why, eh?

Now you're a poet, huh?  

[SheepKilla 285]

"Nobody understandz me" -JimboJones