Cooke 2,026 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 June 30th 2013 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,439 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 can i do you, koko? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kokujin 558 Posted January 19, 2019 Author Share Posted January 19, 2019 On 2019-01-16 at 5:56 PM, MalaXmaS said: Tell me what I was doing September 11, 2001. At 10 am. In New York City. not gonna terrorize you with the faccs. we bot know what you did. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MalaXmaS 646 Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 5 hours ago, kokujin said: not gonna terrorize you with the faccs. we bot know what you did. bro I am still alive so you can't tell me that shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,206 Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 What did I do today low Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,439 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 @kokujin I just improvise and say this was about that time you made this thread. Koko's spa session gets interrupted by his phone ringing. He closes his laptop and puts his SW life on hold. He picks his phone up from the nightstand and looks confused at a picture of a cheeseburger. "woh send me dis shit, i throw you ina pit full of mah spit yeah" he raps. His attention shifts over to the TV; a documentary about welfare. "Intellectuals don't have to work" he spits angrily remembering he has a 4 hour shift today. Suddenly, like a holy intervention, his brain cells get flooded with bad memories. He survived the hardest of tests of all back in the day. He remembers when he lived in a trash can on the backstreets of New York City, fighting over territory with Remy. It didn't end well for him, he fled to Japan. "Sto,.. stormy... stromm" he mumbles. "strong stormy sto- mac-.... stormy rain" he continues as he lays his hand on his racing heart. He shakes, remembering the rain drops sounding like gunfire assaulting his trembling trash can home. "stomache!" he shouts, as his belly is about to wake his neighbours. His true genius mind, reminds him he is hungry. He looks at the cheeseburger on his phone and realizes it's a picture of his girls pussy. "eew, not again" as he flees to his little closet under the stairs to read the first Harry Potter book in japanese again. He gives up trying to decipher the ancient texts and secretly watches his favourite animes. After a 10 episode marathon, he makes himself some first class ramen noodles for 49 cent and chugs two cough medicine bottles. He ain't going to work sober. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cooke 2,026 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Still waiting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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