flazeda_warrior 73 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 (edited) You might remember mister R from his song "trapped in the closet", a soap opera type music video, with amazing plot twists at the time, like a 16 year old girl getting pissed on and everyone was confused which video of the 33-part series was that on? Oh shit it was in real life. More oh shit, there were that many videos? Yes, mister R milked his hit so dry, he thought his piss would turn to milk, the proper thing to feed a girl young enough to be his daughter to him. It was just a huge misunderstanding, unlike the very clear plot line to his new upcoming series "trapped in prison" where, R is, yes, trapped in prison, is just going by "kelly", and this time, is being the one getting pissed on, by grown men his own age. "his own age" being actually the most terrifying part to him. Edited March 9, 2019 by zwarior Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spicalicious 128 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 whoa Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhytre 2,753 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 R. Kelly did nothing wrong 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teh_Diplomat 2,054 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, bhytre said: R. Kelly did nothing wrong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flazeda_warrior 73 Posted March 9, 2019 Author Share Posted March 9, 2019 3 hours ago, bhytre said: R. Kelly did nothing wrong R. Bhytree said nothing wrong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teh_Diplomat 2,054 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Much. Better. Version. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remij 4,670 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Teh_Diplomat said: Much. Better. Version. Fucking hilarious Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teh_Diplomat 2,054 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Remij_ said: Fucking hilarious That puppy was assassinated. ON A HELICOPTER! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,439 Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Rapist Kelly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sabo 442 Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Didn't he have a secret marriage to Aaliyah when she was like 16? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flazeda_warrior 73 Posted March 10, 2019 Author Share Posted March 10, 2019 For sure this picture is photoshoped. Just how much of it is changed is up for debate, but why is the other guy (wait till you see him) so... photoshop'd out... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flazeda_warrior 73 Posted March 10, 2019 Author Share Posted March 10, 2019 6 hours ago, Teh_Diplomat said: Much. Better. Version. I believe this video is more unedited than the picture Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flazeda_warrior 73 Posted March 10, 2019 Author Share Posted March 10, 2019 neckbeard cuckholds wish they had girlfriends like this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flazeda_warrior 73 Posted March 10, 2019 Author Share Posted March 10, 2019 He's out of jail again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flazeda_warrior 73 Posted March 10, 2019 Author Share Posted March 10, 2019 (edited) Is there seriously a woman in that video going "Please touch my hand", then cries "Oh god! I was touched by R kelly" lawsuit incoming Edited March 10, 2019 by zwarior Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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