The Official Halo: Master Chief Collection BEST ON PC/Lemming funeral thread

[Remij 4,670]

Of course, the big news of the day is that Halo: Master Race Edition is COMING TO PC!

 

But first, an important word...

 

Are you fed up with Xbox consoles? Are you suffering from game platform dysphoria?  We've recently learned many lemmings have been suffering in secret.  Forced into a life of gaming on a console they don't want to game on, and one they are extremely disappointed in.  And thus.. we feel obliged to help.  After all, you should game on the console YOU want to game on.. and feel great about it, while at the same time feeling accepted and wanted.

 

We here at the Hermit Help Center are accepting of ALL who would join us, and look forward to helping those transitioning from Lemming to Hermit ease through the process as comfortably as possible.  We would like to designate a "Transmit" subsection to the Hermlord faction while they undergo the process of seeing the light, and becoming full fledged Hermlords.

But don't just take our word for it... take a look at these testimonials from converted Lemmings who've suffered over the years.

 

Jonb1 - "It was tough at first, learning how to unrar files and navigate Windows 10 and use the Store.  I mean, I recongized SOME of those icons, but using a mouse and keyboard was just so foreign to me... "Pointing" and "clicking".. felt so wrong at first.. but now it feels so right.  I immediately had the itch to upgrade, so I switched the GTX 1060 out for a RTX 2060. The power of my RTX 2060 rivals that of any console, and it's amazing to game at 60fps.  I'm converted... never looking back.  RTX is the future!!"

 

DynamiteCop - "I struggled to believe it would happen... I mean, I saw the writing on the wall, but I was so sure of myself.. but on the off chance I was wrong I bought an VEGA 64 8GB GPU for a good deal.  The best deal in gaming hardware as a matter of fact!  It came with 3 amazing games for an unprecidented value.  Runs any game better than those old clunky Xbox consoles, that's for sure.  And just like that... my old PC was new again.  I've amassed over 600 games on Steam in secret over the years... readying myself for the day I could come out of the closet and head into the basement.  The Hermit Help Center was instrumental in easing me back into the world of PC part picking.  Shout outs to Remij!"

 

Bhytre - "Uh, well... I'm still using my Xbox because I love when uncle Phil fucks me in my ass and treats me badly.  There's also still Red Dead Redemption 2, but I was assured that would be going to PC as well, and now that Master Chief left me, I'm not as certain as I was before. So I DO plan on buying a Laptop for the future and dumping all my consoles.  That way I can play Candy Crush and Spider Solitare on the go... and getting a Laptop is important because if I decide to not be a non-gaming faggot in the future, then I'll be able to enjoy all my Xbox games just the same.  I've contacted the Hermit Help Center and they are on Stand-by ready to accept me when I fully transition"

So there you have it... a small sample of converted lemmings, able to be themselves, and happy.  If you know any other lemmings who exist, and/or are suffering in silence, then please reach out, and accept them into the family.  We all just want to play the latest and best games on the platforms of our choice.. the PC  

 

--A Passage from the Book of X--

And so it was
Lord Phil decended upon high
Blessed those who game in the name of the lord
Bestowed upon his followers a gift 
And thus the Collection was given new life

 

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Halo: The Master Chief Collection BEST ON PC Edition

 

 

 

-4K/60+ HDR
-Widescreen and Ultra Wide Support
-Excellent Mouse and Keyboard controls
-Releasing on STEAM and The Windows Store

 

ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS™

 

 

Now... ahem.........

 

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 GET FUCKED DEENO

 

 

 

 

 

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gay

 

both you and deenoHBFR!  

 

so excited for his scraps LMAO

[DynamiteCop 2,085]

This would have been a great thread if this didn't actually benefit me. 

 

[Remij 4,670]

Just now, Bodycount N said:

gay

 

both you and deenoHBFR!  

 

so excited for his scraps LMAO

 

Get fucked Bitchtits  

[Remij 4,670]

Just now, DynamiteCop! said:

This would have been a great thread if this didn't actually benefit me. 

 

ROFL  

[Teh_Diplomat 2,054]

 

[Playstation Tablet 1,725]

 

 

[madmaltese★ 2,555]

3 minutes ago, DynamiteCop! said:

This would have been a great thread if this didn't actually benefit me. 

 

 

 

 

[DynamiteCop 2,085]

Just now, madmaltese said:

 

 

 

It already has, I get to play Halo on PC again and hopefully the competitive community returns and it gets league support. 

 

You guys are playing yourselves by thinking I didn't want this. 

[madmaltese★ 2,555]

 But but I wanted this all along 

 

Gotta admit I thought about what damage control you'd use when the obvious happened. Always happy to be surprised 

[Remij 4,670]

2 minutes ago, DynamiteCop! said:

It already has, I get to play Halo on PC again and hopefully the competitive community returns and it gets league support. 

 

You guys are playing yourselves by thinking I didn't want this. 

 

[Remij 4,670]

1 minute ago, madmaltese said:

 But but I wanted this all along 

 

Gotta admit I thought about what damage control you'd use when the obvious happened. Always happy to be surprised 

ROFL me too  

[madmaltese★ 2,555]

1 minute ago, Remij_ said:

ROFL  

He's obviously dying for RDR2 on PC too. He absolutely can't wait for it!! It's what he's always wanted. 

[102020393023445948594 2,223]

this is the perfect game for your 12 years old PC setup. Halo Coaster Chief collection, rolled out on waves by each 10 yr old game one at a time, all for the price of a pack of skittles on the steam dumping grounds.

This is heaven for PeeC gamers, just getting scraps like this is like christmas for them.

 

You and Deeno bickering like girls over this flop game is truly the biggest ownage here. you both HBFR!  

 

PC and Xbox = BOTH THE WRONG ANSWER

Edited March 13, 2019 by Bodycount N

[Remij 4,670]

1 minute ago, madmaltese said:

He's obviously dying for RDR2 on PC too. He absolutely can't wait for it!! It's what he's always wanted. 

For sure  

 

I'm telling you... late April.. it's getting announced  

[Remij 4,670]

1 minute ago, Bodycount N said:

this is the perfect game for your 12 years old PC setup. Halo Coaster Chief collection, rolled out on waves by each 10 yr old game one at a time, all for the price of a pack of skittles on the steam dumping grounds.

This is heaven for PeeC gamers, just getting scraps like this is like christmas for them.

 

You and Deeno bickering over girls over this flop game is truly the biggest ownage here. you both HBFR!  

 

PC and Xbox = BOTH THE WRONG ANSWER

 

[102020393023445948594 2,223]

Win10 family inbreeding ITT  Ya'll are losers for playing MS games at all.

 

enjoy your 6.0 trash. Bet you it won't even work when it launches

[madmaltese★ 2,555]

Just now, Bodycount N said:

Bet you it won't even work when it launches

The True MCC experience 

[Remij 4,670]

Just now, madmaltese said:

The True MCC experience 

[jehurey 3,230]

16 minutes ago, DynamiteCop! said:

This would have been a great thread if this didn't actually benefit me. 

 

This is like Trump saying "NO COLLUSION" for 2 straight years and then, once proof of collusion is shown..........he says:

 

"You know what.........this actually helps me!"

 

Dynocrap is literally the most owned person on this entire forum, and that's including 14 years of posts from ghostz