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Just in case you weren't familiar with the size of a moose and why you'd never want to fuck with them

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2 hours ago, Cookester15 said:

Yep they are the biggest mammal in North America 

Actually Google says Bison in terms of weight.. They can weight up to 2000 lb.

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Wow it's huge! But why is the cameraman's rear view mirror broken? Maybe he hit the moose with the car?

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It's so slow and big. How does it honestly defend itself? Shove you with its horns? I don't think it impaled as thrust ly as a goat. I think these animals are hella awkward at fighting!! lol

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17 minutes ago, kokujin said:

It's so slow and big. How does it honestly defend itself? Shove you with its horns? I don't think it impaled as thrust ly as a goat. I think these animals are hella awkward at fighting!! lol

Moose aren't slow.. lmao

 

 

 

That's fucking running through 3ft deep snow lmao.  Their kicks are a like a truck hitting you.  Their horns will bust your bones...

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23 minutes ago, bhytre said:

Probably the only manly thing you can spot in Canada :hehe: 

This Belgian waffle sweet as fuck.  Come over here and let me put some more of that Maple syrup on you :tom: 

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2 minutes ago, bhytre said:

I'm sure Justin Trudeau would prefer to do the honor :hehe: 

Probably.  There's no bigger faggot in politics than him.

 

He'll be out soon enough :glad: 

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1 minute ago, Hot Sauce said:

Actually Google says the biggest mammal in North America by weight is your mom.

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1 hour ago, Hot Sauce said:

Actually Google says the biggest mammal in North America by weight is your mom.

Lmao damn , we just witnessed murder here , folks 

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Wtf tho that thing looks out of a horror movie . Like 10 feet at the shoulder. dwarfing a fucking full size suv:mjgrin:

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5 hours ago, Remij_ said:

Moose aren't slow.. lmao

 

 

 

That's fucking running through 3ft deep snow lmao.  Their kicks are a like a truck hitting you.  Their horns will bust your bones...

True ok. But I also think they're awkward. Like, can they really aim well with a kick?? Nah. 

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I think they can "aim" just fine with their feet. if they are threatened these legs will crush you, just like a horse would. 

 

and holy shit at that running speed, pretty sure the length of their legs make it way easier to run around in that amount of snow.

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A mouse will destroy the fuck out a person what are you even thinking lmao

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