102020393023445948594 2,223 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 (edited) these lowdown pieces of shit did a special edition KEYBOARD... OMFG Xbox is so fucking dead https://www.gamespot.com/articles/gears-5-xbox-one-x-limited-edition-announced-along/1100-6468931/ Edited August 6, 2019 by Bodycount N Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,085 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 you have issues, there's absolutely nothing wrong with either of those if that's what you're into last year you would have been praising both of these and have them on pre-order, you're a nutcase Quote Link to post Share on other sites
102020393023445948594 2,223 Posted August 6, 2019 Author Share Posted August 6, 2019 Yeah, because I rushed out to buy the halo 5 Agent Spock console? It's based on Kait! Look at that disgusting lesbian console. HIDEOUS. And remember how they did an elite controller for gears 4? Well this time no pro controller for you console plebs, play GearsJW 5 the way it was meant to be played - with a lesbian mouse and keyboard! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhytre 2,753 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 All that's missing now is this vibrator but it's probably compatible Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,085 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bodycount N said: Yeah, because I rushed out to buy the halo 5 Agent Spock console? It's based on Kait! Look at that disgusting lesbian console. HIDEOUS. And remember how they did an elite controller for gears 4? Well this time no pro controller for you console plebs, play GearsJW 5 the way it was meant to be played - with a lesbian mouse and keyboard! I don't see Kait on the console, I see the cog logo and Gears of War in text on the keyboard. You have issues son. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remij 4,670 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 That keyboard and mouse Probably the nicest looking Gears of War Special edition console they've ever had. LMAO owning that fucking butt ugly red PoS 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remij 4,670 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Looks sexy af if I'm being honest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,085 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 23 minutes ago, Remij_ said: Looks sexy af if I'm being honest Yeah I'm not big on LE systems but he's trippin, this is one of the nicer looking ones from any manufacturer to come out this gen. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TLHBO 2,160 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Xbox is such a dull console. Whenever I think of the xbox brand I think of the opposite of fun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MalaXmaS 646 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 They are really pushing it eh? Mixing politics with gaming and shoving that lgbt keyboard down your throats. Not even giving another bundle. It's either that or nothing. Oh MS you really dun goofed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,085 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 1 hour ago, MalaXmaS said: They are really pushing it eh? Mixing politics with gaming and shoving that lgbt keyboard down your throats. Not even giving another bundle. It's either that or nothing. Oh MS you really dun goofed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lynux3 2,052 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 This looks like shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teh_Diplomat 2,054 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 I do like the look of the controller... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 That Gears 5 promotional artwork/boxart is so terrible lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teh_Diplomat 2,054 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 1 minute ago, モンキー said: That Gears 5 promotional artwork/boxart is so terrible lol. lmao, also this though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
102020393023445948594 2,223 Posted August 7, 2019 Author Share Posted August 7, 2019 'KAIT DIAZ EDITION' Stop trying to push this ugly pOS as iconic or a hero of any sort. It's never going to happen. Anyone who thinks of playing this game, they have something else for you; Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lostfool 680 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 I don't get why you are so mad. Are you still a virgin? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teh_Diplomat 2,054 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, lostfool said: I don't get why you are so mad. Are you still a virgin? So says the edgiest of edge lords. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Voidler 1,675 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Lmfao it literally looks like a grave how suitable for a dead franchise on a dead console 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lynux3 2,052 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 18 minutes ago, Voidler said: Lmfao it literally looks like a grave how suitable for a dead franchise on a dead console lmao, it does. A nice headstone for a dead console and franchise. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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