Vini 430 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,085 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 That shit was pretty funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,227 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 I'm serious when I say this, porn is like final frontier of comedy. Comedy has always had people who are willing to do crazy stuff for a laugh, and if you're willing to get naked and start fucking on camera to put it on the internet, you might as well do something incredibly zany and silly to get a laugh. I wish I could find this really, really crappy porno that had a fantastic opening scene. There's this 5'8" puerto rican guy pretending to sleep on a couch, completely naked. He's not remotely believable pretending to sleep. And this slut who already looks like she had sex and put her dress back on, she comes in through a sliding glass door. And she shoves the guy awake and screams at him. "get da fuck up! you got my sister fired at the grocery store and now she has to work at da fuckin' airport!!!" puerto rican guy wakes up confused, and then gets up and gets in the girls face, and he's got the most stereotypical L.A. cholo accent. "ay mang...yu seester got fired cuz she a fuckin' slut jus' like yu" and he start starts choking her and groping her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vini 430 Posted November 8, 2019 Author Share Posted November 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, jehurey said: I'm serious when I say this, porn is like final frontier of comedy. Comedy has always had people who are willing to do crazy stuff for a laugh, and if you're willing to get naked and start fucking on camera to put it on the internet, you might as well do something incredibly zany and silly to get a laugh. I wish I could find this really, really crappy porno that had a fantastic opening scene. There's this 5'8" puerto rican guy pretending to sleep on a couch, completely naked. He's not remotely believable pretending to sleep. And this slut who already looks like she had sex and put her dress back on, she comes in through a sliding glass door. And she shoves the guy awake and screams at him. "get da fuck up! you got my sister fired at the grocery store and now she has to work at da fuckin' airport!!!" puerto rican guy wakes up confused, and then gets up and gets in the girls face, and he's got the most stereotypical L.A. cholo accent. "ay mang...yu seester got fired cuz she a fuckin' slut jus' like yu" and he start starts choking her and groping her. 10/10 would fap again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,227 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Just now, Vini said: 10/10 would fap again OMG, there are amateur porn makers who they want to build a "brand", like they want to be the next BangBros or Brazzers. So, its like the American spirit to have startups try and emulate the big boys. These guys create their own logos before each one of their videos. And I found a logo that was too great. It was called "The CockMarket" And it was a play on words for The StockMarket. To create a graph, they have a silhouetted image of a guy on the floor in the form of an L-shape. And his cock is the line graph.....aw fuck, let me find it because it really is one of the more creatively stupid things I've seen in quite some time. Better have your ad-blocker turned on https://www.youporn.com/watch/13941277/sister-fucks-and-sucks-step-brother-after-confessing-secret-love/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HolyAx 297 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 3 hours ago, jehurey said: I'm serious when I say this, porn is like final frontier of comedy. Comedy has always had people who are willing to do crazy stuff for a laugh, and if you're willing to get naked and start fucking on camera to put it on the internet, you might as well do something incredibly zany and silly to get a laugh. I wish I could find this really, really crappy porno that had a fantastic opening scene. There's this 5'8" puerto rican guy pretending to sleep on a couch, completely naked. He's not remotely believable pretending to sleep. And this slut who already looks like she had sex and put her dress back on, she comes in through a sliding glass door. And she shoves the guy awake and screams at him. "get da fuck up! you got my sister fired at the grocery store and now she has to work at da fuckin' airport!!!" puerto rican guy wakes up confused, and then gets up and gets in the girls face, and he's got the most stereotypical L.A. cholo accent. "ay mang...yu seester got fired cuz she a fuckin' slut jus' like yu" and he start starts choking her and groping her. Its kinda crazy to think you are the most SJW person here, and yet you defend porn... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,227 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 39 minutes ago, HolyAx said: Its kinda crazy to think you are the most SJW person here, and yet you defend porn... Porn isn't the opposite of SJW. They're trashy people who are doing what they choose to do. Unless that woman is doing what she's doing against her will. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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