florida man on meth shakes off two tazers, bites police dog, and punches an officer.

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https://theonlyfloridaman.com/index.php/2020/01/01/meth-fueled-mud-covered-naked-florida-man-shakes-off-two-tazers-bites-k-9-and-fist-fights-officer-then-spits-on-another/?fbclid=IwAR3GqVQWys1QsFgOXMfBI7PCVBQ9qP5cOfG_jguFB9dMQ2pgPURMYAhGF6U

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[kaz 2,439]

im not a fan of chemicals, I think the hardest drug I ever did was LSD or coke I cant decide   but man when I read these stories I really wanna try this

Edited January 3, 2020 by kaz

[Cooke 2,026]

Typical Florida man 

[Cooke 2,026]

https://theonlyfloridaman.com/index.php/2019/12/23/florida-man-has-dark-cloud-over-his-head-and-steals-christmas-packages-after-prison-show-army-special/

 

[ScaryMovies 29]

Fucking Florida man

[kokujin 558]

And they say the problem is Hispanics and gators. Zimmerman and meth heads men. The Hispanics are libin a bita loca and thon thonning w positivity and short posture. They ain't the problem. Flarida.

[kaz 2,439]

Just now, kokujin said:

And they say the problem is Hispanics and gators. Zimmerman and meth heads men. The Hispanics are libin a bita loca and thon thonning w positivity and short posture. They ain't the problem. Flarida.

I heard people in Florida travel by gators

[bhytre 2,753]

Noice  

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1 hour ago, kaz said:

I heard people in Florida travel by gators

ya, they are cheaper than horses.

[roflpwnedz 289]

2 hours ago, kaz said:

im not a fan of chemicals, I think the hardest drug I ever did was LSD or coke I cant decide   but man when I read these stories I really wanna try this

The vapor and taste is pretty damn good and it's chill. But after that holy shit, does it last. Wide awake an entire day and not even a bit tired. I don't know why people get pleasure out of hitting it again and again and staying up and seeing shadow people and ghosts. How can they even tell if they're high high or just sleep deprived. It also gives you stim dick and it's more of a functional high to study and be productive to be honest. It wasn't very euphoric.  

[kaz 2,439]

1 hour ago, roflpwnedz said:

The vapor and taste is pretty damn good and it's chill. But after that holy shit, does it last. Wide awake an entire day and not even a bit tired. I don't know why people get pleasure out of hitting it again and again and staying up and seeing shadow people and ghosts. How can they even tell if they're high high or just sleep deprived. It also gives you stim dick and it's more of a functional high to study and be productive to be honest. It wasn't very euphoric.  

hmm, then i'll pass. not that I was about to try anyway. I stay with the mild stuff and live longer 

[roflpwnedz 289]

6 minutes ago, kaz said:

hmm, then i'll pass. not that I was about to try anyway. I stay with the mild stuff and live longer 

just do it to be dissappointed.

[kaz 2,439]

6 minutes ago, roflpwnedz said:

just do it to be dissappointed.

i think staying up for days and seeing shadow people puts me off, just a little bit.... 

[Mr. Impossible 407]

WTF is wrong with Florida. 

[James Skywalker 528]

1 hour ago, Liquid said:

WTF is wrong with Florida. 

Are you ready, Remi?

[JonDnD 2,607]

My local radio station has a bit dedicated to crazy shit that happens in Florida.  Its hilarious 

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