-GD-X★ 7,728 Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 9 minutes ago, jehurey said: Nice, Oh, and btw, that sex hamburger story is from Albuquerque, NM. oh whoops lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ike★ 2,906 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 I'm originally from Albuquerque. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,439 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 don't you think Albuquerque is funny sounding? sounds like a vegetable gasping for air 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Sauce 2,727 Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 2 hours ago, kaz said: sounds like a vegetable gasping for air What the fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,222 Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 well there's a reason why bugs bunny always said it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ike★ 2,906 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/florida-man-pulls-over-deputy-gets-arrested-for-dui-and-possession-of-cocaine Florida man 'pulls over deputy,' gets arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kokujin 558 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 On 2020-02-07 at 3:56 AM, -GD- said: Well ya gotta keep it simple. For Flaridians. On 2020-02-07 at 3:57 AM, -GD- said: Man arrested after agreeing to pay for sex with hamburger https://www.wftv.com/news/trending/man-arrested-after-agreeing-pay-sex-with-hamburger-police-say/FBARV6Y5R5GV3C2YBEEAMX2WUI/?fbclid=IwAR02QDkj8ehzOVoUJE3L4HKRPfS4jeybxsSGbgqH_N7SR1iJdUBfwRwB2uI See? See? THEY'RE LOST WITHOUT TRANSPARENT RIGIDITY 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roflpwnedz 289 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 https://xhamster.com/videos/naked-woman-in-miami-13539383 It's all you foreigners making us look bad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,728 Posted February 13, 2020 Author Share Posted February 13, 2020 Woman throws pizza, small fan at grandfather for not buying her a bday gift https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/02/12/woman-throws-pizza-small-fan-at-grandfather-for-not-buying-her-a-birthday-gift-police-say/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=snd&utm_content=wplg10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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MalaXmaS 646 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I wanna move to Florida. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lynux3 2,043 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 On 2020-02-12 at 9:02 PM, roflpwnedz said: https://xhamster.com/videos/naked-woman-in-miami-13539383 It's all you foreigners making us look bad At least it wasn't some fat slob. IMHI Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Sauce 2,727 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ike★ 2,906 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2020/02/24/polk-man-leaves-bar-runs-over-girlfriend-returns-to-bar-deputies-say/ Polk man leaves bar, runs over girlfriend, returns to bar, deputies say 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,728 Posted February 25, 2020 Author Share Posted February 25, 2020 i need to update this. a lot of new stuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,728 Posted February 25, 2020 Author Share Posted February 25, 2020 Florida man sets hospital bed on fire to get nurse’s attention https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/02/24/florida-man-sets-hospital-bed-on-fire-to-get-nurses-attention-police-say/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=snd&utm_content=wkmg6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,728 Posted February 25, 2020 Author Share Posted February 25, 2020 Lmfao only in Florida do you see a guy shaving his legs in public. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,222 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Since I'm getting into watching Desus & Mero on Showtime, I was going back to research their previous work, and specifically their show on Viceland. And I came across this Florida clip because its part of the "Michael Anthony saga" which is a character that they do of a 20-something frat boy white guy from Long Island who shoots up heroin and lives in his mom's basement, and wants his mom to buy some more heroin for him from a guy named Julio. Its ridiculous, but they only portray this character for like 10 seconds at a time. Go on youtube and search for "Michael Anthony saga" for the playlist. Anyways, here's one of the videos from the Michael Anthony saga that takes place in Florida. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roflpwnedz 289 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 (edited) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8024009/Bodies-two-drowned-socialites-52ft-surface-car-rolled-ferry.html Women can't drive. I've seen drugged out women driving and this one had a DUI. Dumbass people can't turn their car and a/c off for a short trip on a ferry Old people hitting the accelerator instead of the brakes too. Put all the old people on the bus. Edited February 25, 2020 by roflpwnedz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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