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I'm not religious at all but I had a miracle happen once. I was playing competitive counter-strike global offensive on train (the map for fags who don't know, gays).

 

so if some feggs still reading and still don't know it's best out of 30 rounds, which means you have to win 16 rounds total, it switches sides from CT and T after halftime. 

 

So we played T side and got owned all the way, when we switched it was like 3-12, which meant our opponent had to win 4 rounds to get to 16 and win. 

 

I told my team (all randoms) to believe in jesus and that we need the power of love. We need a miracle to win!

 

I said that over and over my team started saying variations of it too.  We won round after round and my mates and I were certain we will convert to christianity if we win because praying to god payed off. 

 

It was a tie in the end 15-15, nobody converted because fuck religion and fuck god and jesus. Love is gay. 

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