sugarhigh 519 Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 31 minutes ago, Mr. Impossible said: No its not. It's made by the studio that made all of the minions bullshit and it's lush 3d. Now I don't care for or ever seen minions or whatever but they are very successful. At worst the movie will just be OK. There's not way it can be a complete disaster. At best the movie will be just OK minions bullshit for toddlers, but less funny. They're literally doing Mario Kart in the movie ffs. Worse than Sonic by far. Worse than Detective Pikachu. Worse than the 1993 movie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goukosan 2,249 Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 55 minutes ago, sugarhigh said: At best the movie will be just OK minions bullshit for toddlers, but less funny. They're literally doing Mario Kart in the movie ffs. Worse than Sonic by far. Worse than Detective Pikachu. Worse than the 1993 movie. This salty bitch. It will be a good movie for all ages. It's a family movie. Stop trying to be an edge lord and grow up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,728 Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 i think mario will do well, overall, but i just don't think it will be for me. visuals aside, the trailer was meh. i enjoyed the sonic films because jim carrey killed it as robotnik. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sugarhigh 519 Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Goukosan said: This salty bitch. It will be a good movie for all ages. It's a family movie. Stop trying to be an edge lord and grow up. Low 50s Rotten Tomatoes. The trailer looks so fucking bad. The story will be barely functional, caught between fan service that makes no sense as a movie, and phoned-in soy bullshit "we're adorable!". There's no way to make a good Mario movie. Imagine watching this if you never played the games lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,204 Posted February 6, 2023 Author Share Posted February 6, 2023 59 minutes ago, sugarhigh said: Low 50s Rotten Tomatoes. The trailer looks so fucking bad. The story will be barely functional, caught between fan service that makes no sense as a movie, and phoned-in soy bullshit "we're adorable!". There's no way to make a good Mario movie. Imagine watching this if you never played the games lol. Good thing just about everyone who has ever played a video game has played Mario. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goukosan 2,249 Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 1 hour ago, sugarhigh said: Low 50s Rotten Tomatoes. The trailer looks so fucking bad. The story will be barely functional, caught between fan service that makes no sense as a movie, and phoned-in soy bullshit "we're adorable!". There's no way to make a good Mario movie. Imagine watching this if you never played the games lol. Seek help, you're trying to be an edge lord as an adult. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sugarhigh 519 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Goukosan said: Seek help, you're trying to be an edge lord as an adult. I'm literally comparing it to other kids movies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sugarhigh 519 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 2 hours ago, Jerrys Hair Line said: Good thing just about everyone who has ever played a video game has played Mario. Cool they should make a Wordle movie. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,728 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 45 minutes ago, sugarhigh said: Cool they should make a Wordle movie. Words with friends. It’ll be a horror film, where an obsessed soccer mom stalks the 14 year-old boy who keeps beating her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sugarhigh 519 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 2 hours ago, -GD-X said: Words with friends. It’ll be a horror film, where an obsessed soccer mom stalks the 14 year-old boy who keeps beating her. She leaves scrabble tiles in the eye sockets Quote Link to post Share on other sites
z,warrior 155 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 There's definitely a good way to make a Zelda movie, surprised no one has tried that. But a Mario movie will do meanwhile, gonna watch it fo sho Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Playstation Tablet 1,722 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Wait this is going to be a real movie it's not a joke video? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sugarhigh 519 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 7 hours ago, z,warrior said: There's definitely a good way to make a Zelda movie, surprised no one has tried that. But a Mario movie will do meanwhile, gonna watch it fo sho Zelda's still save the princess bs, but at least there's some mysticism, side characters and world building you could do. There could be a good live action Zelda in the right hands. Mario is just pure stupidity with no unifying element. It only makes sense to us because we've lived with it for 40 years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sugarhigh 519 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 3 hours ago, Team 2019 said: Wait this is going to be a real movie it's not a joke video? This is the joke video: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,204 Posted February 7, 2023 Author Share Posted February 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, sugarhigh said: This is the joke video: Looks epic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. House 3,371 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 10 minutes ago, Jerrys Hair Line said: Looks epic 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goukosan 2,249 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 4 hours ago, Team 2019 said: Wait this is going to be a real movie it's not a joke video? Aza right now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
54212 432 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Hot take: Mario Bros '86 > Mario Bros '23 A disaster is more fun to watch than corporate mediocrity. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sugarhigh 519 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Saucer said: Hot take: Mario Bros '86 > Mario Bros '23 A disaster is more fun to watch than corporate mediocrity. 1993 Mario has Dennis Hopper portraying King Koopa as Donald Trump. 2023 Mario has a 20 minute sequence where Luigi dangles shiny keys above the audience. https://youtu.be/jVk6SSkkZPI Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,222 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 the entire SNL episode was pretty great. Have definitely come around on pedro Pascal. At first, I didn't think much of him. But he seems like a genuine hard working actor. Good to see him hit it big, finally. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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