JonDnD 2,608 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 So im about to finish Control, I should have just stopped when the credits started to roll because FUCK this game. This game is BULLSHIT It started out pretty fun. Oh this game is weird....all these colors! Cool graphics, fun sound effects, killing enemies is fun. For about 5 hours. Then its just a repetitive boring SLUG of a game. Sick and tired of seeing the same environments? TOO BAD. Hey, how about we go solve a hotel puzzle 15 TIMES Do you like offices? Great, cause we have a lot of them !! More hotel rooms !! Go to the Executive area!! There are like, what 5 enemies? That you fight , OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. This is terrible !! This is NOT FUN ANYMORE. This HISS, they are called the HISS? What in the blue fuck And they came from a slide projector or something?? As you can see I have NO IDEA what was going on in the story. Please proceed to the astral plane mission !! Suck a DICK Can I get a waypoint marker? NO, FUCK YOU , how about...another HOTEL ROOM? Janitors lounge perhaps?? We got those, in LOTS. The main character is the most boring character I have ever played. She SUCKS. All of the characters were TRASH except her brother ? and the janitor which you saw for like an HOUR MAX. FUCK OFF REMEDY The sound effect when you throw stuff is PERFECT tho. That is satisfying at least. The combat is pretty good, and it was fun until you just fought the same boring enemies over and over. The weapons are cool. Graphics are decent, but the effects and physics are fucking next level. Its pretty fucking amazing. But fuck everything else about this game, and fuck the Polaris level. Fuck Control/ 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,729 Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share Posted January 9, 2020 1 minute ago, JONBpc said: So im about to finish Control, I should have just stopped when the credits started to roll because FUCK this game. This game is BULLSHIT It started out pretty fun. Oh this game is weird....all these colors! Cool graphics, fun sound effects, killing enemies is fun. For about 5 hours. Then its just a repetitive boring SLUG of a game. Sick and tired of seeing the same environments? TOO BAD. Hey, how about we go solve a hotel puzzle 15 TIMES Do you like offices? Great, cause we have a lot of them !! More hotel rooms !! Go to the Executive area!! There are like, what 5 enemies? That you fight , OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. This is terrible !! This is NOT FUN ANYMORE. This HISS, they are called the HISS? What in the blue fuck And they came from a slide projector or something?? As you can see I have NO IDEA what was going on in the story. Please proceed to the astral plane mission !! Suck a DICK Can I get a waypoint marker? NO, FUCK YOU , how about...another HOTEL ROOM? Janitors lounge perhaps?? We got those, in LOTS. The main character is the most boring character I have ever played. She SUCKS. All of the characters were TRASH except her brother ? and the janitor which you saw for like an HOUR MAX. FUCK OFF REMEDY The sound effect when you throw stuff is PERFECT tho. That is satisfying at least. The combat is pretty good, and it was fun until you just fought the same boring enemies over and over. The weapons are cool. Graphics are decent, but the effects and physics are fucking next level. Its pretty fucking amazing. But fuck everything else about this game, and fuck the Polaris level. Fuck Control/ lmfao! this review is amazing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Twinblade★ 3,892 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Yeah, I still think it was a solid time but it’s one of those games that gets continually less interesting the further you get. And that last level is definitely just terrible. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,608 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 The worst part about it was.....in certain areas, I died . A LOT OF TIMES. And the fucking checkpoints......the FUCKING CHECKPOINTS I swear in the Polaris level I had to walk for like 5 minutes to get back to where I died. Only to die, AGAIN The first time I was about it beat it I hovered off a fucking cliff and DIED 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,729 Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share Posted January 9, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, JONBpc said: The worst part about it was.....in certain areas, I died . A LOT OF TIMES. And the fucking checkpoints......the FUCKING CHECKPOINTS I swear in the Polaris level I had to walk for like 5 minutes to get back to where I died. Only to die, AGAIN The first time I was about it beat it I hovered off a fucking cliff and DIED god bless your patience. i would have quit early on. i just don't have the attention span i used to. once i'm bored - peace. Edited January 9, 2020 by -GD- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,608 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 I usually bail on games QUICK nowadays. Idk, even tho I hated a lot of it , it had something about it....just kept me pushing. Its like hate fucking an ex GF that cheated on you but you weren't quite over her yet. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remij 4,670 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 You can't hate on a person's opinion who pushed through a game despite having some serious issues. Got some valid concerns for sure. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kokujin 558 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 48 minutes ago, JONBpc said: So im about to finish Control, I should have just stopped when the credits started to roll because FUCK this game. This game is BULLSHIT It started out pretty fun. Oh this game is weird....all these colors! Cool graphics, fun sound effects, killing enemies is fun. For about 5 hours. Then its just a repetitive boring SLUG of a game. Sick and tired of seeing the same environments? TOO BAD. Hey, how about we go solve a hotel puzzle 15 TIMES Do you like offices? Great, cause we have a lot of them !! More hotel rooms !! Go to the Executive area!! There are like, what 5 enemies? That you fight , OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. This is terrible !! This is NOT FUN ANYMORE. This HISS, they are called the HISS? What in the blue fuck And they came from a slide projector or something?? As you can see I have NO IDEA what was going on in the story. Please proceed to the astral plane mission !! Suck a DICK Can I get a waypoint marker? NO, FUCK YOU , how about...another HOTEL ROOM? Janitors lounge perhaps?? We got those, in LOTS. The main character is the most boring character I have ever played. She SUCKS. All of the characters were TRASH except her brother ? and the janitor which you saw for like an HOUR MAX. FUCK OFF REMEDY The sound effect when you throw stuff is PERFECT tho. That is satisfying at least. The combat is pretty good, and it was fun until you just fought the same boring enemies over and over. The weapons are cool. Graphics are decent, but the effects and physics are fucking next level. Its pretty fucking amazing. But fuck everything else about this game, and fuck the Polaris level. Fuck Control/ lol. looks like the game needs refining and game and polish and could have benefited from being shorter and more diverse. interesto. thanks for the angry review. You knocked the experience for most folk from what I gather but damn. After the firrst 5-10 hours it's repetetive and same enemies huh? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,608 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 It felt like most of the larger scale battles played out the same, with the same enemies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,729 Posted January 11, 2020 Author Share Posted January 11, 2020 I’m loving all of the endings to AI Somnium files. Some of the dead ends are funny af, like Spoiler The brain damage one, where Date quits the force and joins the circus 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ike★ 2,906 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, -GD- said: I’m loving all of the endings to AI Somnium files. Some of the dead ends are funny af, like Hide contents The brain damage one, where Date quits the force and joins the circus I like when he elopes with the big titty receptionist Edited January 11, 2020 by Ike 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Twinblade★ 3,892 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 ^Lol that was one of my favorite endings too, i especially liked how it just came out of nowhere. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remij 4,670 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Ike said: I love the spoilers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicano3000 119 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 On 2020-01-03 at 5:37 PM, kaz said: it's from crytek, it was in early access since 2018 or so, released in 2019. Really good multiplayer game, that rewards patience and tactics. Cryrek? They seem to always make good games... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,729 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Share Posted January 13, 2020 I think I’m close to finishing up the last 2 timelines in AI. This game is legit making me tense. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,729 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Share Posted January 13, 2020 I completed AI Somnium files. What a long, but awesome, ending. I loved the payoff! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kokujin 558 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 (edited) Do you play yur game nights, high or drunk GD? or can you get into them sobes? Is it a game and veg night for a couple hrs at the end of the day to unwind or what? Edited January 13, 2020 by kokujin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,729 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Share Posted January 13, 2020 4 hours ago, kokujin said: Do you play yur game nights, high or drunk GD? or can you get into them sobes? Is it a game and veg night for a couple hrs at the end of the day to unwind or what? Sober. I don’t drink or smoke. as for when, I try to game an hour here..an hour there. Lately, I’ve been using any downtime at work to play. However, the last 1/3 of AI Somnium files is so good, that I played sat morning, yesterday morning and last night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ike★ 2,906 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 9 hours ago, -GD- said: I completed AI Somnium files. What a long, but awesome, ending. I loved the payoff! Ending was a sprint wasn't it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,729 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Share Posted January 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Ike said: Ending was a sprint wasn't it? oh yeah. i was so tired too, but i had to see it through. i was very surprised by how well all of the "weird stuff" was explained. 0 loose ends. this may be one of my favorite gaming stories ever. and the inside jokes oh... Spoiler the musical act in the end was perfect, especially since i got so attached to all of the characters. you and @Twinblade were spot on with how great this game is. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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