Cooke you are on fire!
No, literally, your head looks like it's on fire. As Smokey the Bear says, Only you can prevent forest fires.... by not being in one, Cooke.
Jimbo, you remind me of a scene from a movie... what was it... Oh yes it's that scene from the Titanic where Jack tries to hold on for dear life. Do like Rose, and just let that patch in the front of your hair goooo.
jk This thread would get a lot more activity if it was like reddit's roast me