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craig has a girlfriend

Says the guy who is mad at everyone 24/7.

Here’s another interesting fact; She was only 46 the last time Xbox had an AAA exclusive

summary 342p-360p handheld, targets 30fps in open word and cutscenes and 60fps in combat, never stable, 25fps in open world 720p-756p docked, targets 30fps in cutscenes and open world 60fps in combat, usually 45-55fps combat and 25+fps open world 342P

my sister is giving birth to my niece today. I'm so excited. I won't see her for weeks in person tho due to covid I mean as a precaution, no one has covid. but still

Too many people hiding behind other systems, or pretending to be one thing but secretly spending all their time on other systems. I’ll start Lemij - lemshit Substatic - Lemshit DynamiteFlop - Lemshit Ghostz - Lemshit Hey look there seems to be a pattern

Lemmings Xbox

system wars was declared over in 2016 when ms announced play anywhere and that xbox would never have an exclusive ever again. as soon as ps5 got 1 AAAE (launch), it won the gen. but we decided to count xbox/pc games as exclusives (fauxclusives), partly out of pity, partly for our own amusement. the bulk of xbox fans knew this, and bowed out. the few remaining lemming stragglers (the dullards) took this friendly sympathetic gesture and deluded themselves into thinking this was back to being a real contest again.

LMAO no. They have the deepest pockets due to everything not gaming If they were Nintendo and only had gaming, theyd be dead. If they were Sony, they'd be dead. Gaming division literally saved Sony. MS' gaming division is like the spoilt kid having rich daddy just absolutely throw money around everywhere to make sure it can't fail. It's ok man, there's no need to be deep throating MS 24/7, why are you so sensitive? We the consumer benefit tremendously from their money splurge, you don't get anything extra for being a defence force

Good. They need to spend more time in factories

Enough time for Jehurey to get all his gaming done.

The best thing about Halo Infinite is that the hermits will be raped when it flops now as well

lmfao you Incels have some sort of "woke" google alert or something?

microsofts first 10 ever and first GOTY candidate in years and its ps5 exclusive

Jerry wrecking ANOTHER thread..... about a game that he's not going to play

We call that Peoplekind

The ending of NMH3 First game in a long time that I can confidently say was a complete waste of time from beginning to end. NMH3 sucks, I hate it. 11 years for this rancid goat SHITE

Does it have a 342p mode?

We go from Sheep "best on switch because its portable" to sheep lugging around junk monitors on the bus to work LOL

Why couldn't it have been Remy instead?

Still owning a PS4 Good on Sony for punishing the peasants

Yeah Sonys engineers (who are so much less intelligent than you btw) pulled out the heatsinks to save a few bucks and the bosses at Sony just decided fuck it, saving a bit of money on heatsinks will more than make up for the PR disaster that would be RROD2 - a disaster which cost Microsoft more than $1 billion to fix. If only Sony hired someone with brains as big as yours they could avoid this oncoming disaster but alas I fear it may already be too late.

The first one was pretty solid.

I didn't like Herlock Sholmes at first, but now he's turning into one of the best character in the whole series. I want a gif of his animation when he's throwing punches in the air.

Finished a Plague Tale few days ago. I think GD hated the last 20%? I kinda do as well, for me the story felt rushed at the end, weird character decisions, some making no sense at all to me... What I really didn't like was the gameplay set pieces and by god the last two bosses.... I love the game overall, it's pretty unique and the story is dark as fuck but I think they could've just end the story right there, focus a bit more on story stuff and not make a sequel. I'm excited to see where they gonna take it next tho.... but the ending just

Their excuse is that you can play it outside or on the toilet. We know people don’t play Switch outside so it seems the only reason is to play it on the toilet. How fitting, playing shit on the shitter.

And my name can be an acronym still… Trans, Lesbians, Homosexuals, , Bi, Other

Of course it's true. He's played 12 Minutes on his Phone... and yet hasn't touched a single PS5 exclusive game this year LMFAO he's put 14 hours into 12 Minutes He's got almost all achievements too! Meanwhile in PS5 land... He... booted Returnal once... I guess This is the fuck talking shit about Xbox while praising Playstation...

Whats the point if she can't fuck you in the ass?

"I'm on the right" as if anyone would ever forget your serial killer face

Me with friend, I'm on the right.

Two AAA's for Xbox in a month

Western RPGs always have the best glitches.

From the gtplanet article linked in the OP: "Yamauchi did note, however, that these dynamic environmental features will not be available on all tracks in the game."

like xbox owners

Cows right now

FH 5 looks a full generation better.

TLHBFR! This was one of their killer apps back in the day, one of the few reasons to consider an Xflop. Now it’s on PlayStation and they don’t get it or at the very least will have to wait for it. Look at all the lemshits hiding behind PC now

Must be better than PS5 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh yeah this GAY, LAME, CRAP is a 9.0 but tales is a 7.0, yeah ok

IGN gave it a 4 https://www.ign.com/articles/baldo-the-guardian-owls-review

My good friend and his wife just had a child in late July, she said that there was a subreddit thread that should found very helpful because all of those people posting in that thread were also experiencing just having a baby, and they posted alot of tips or relevant questions that many people don't ask or even know to ask until that particular moment that they are experiencing it with their newborn. She didn't tell me what the name of that subreddit is, but its basically like a support group of other people who are experiencing the same things at the same time, and she found it to

LMFAO @ THIS ROTTEN DOGHSIT That's not Leon, that's JUAN These Westurd bastards can lick my fucking shoe this is such an offensive POS. BAN IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

O damn, half the framerate, double the campaign. That’s some value gaming

lmao even suggesting I wasn't going to play halo or co-op. Some of the utter trash I've played lately because good co-op options are so scarce. Halo Infinite was our most anticipated co-op title. Co-op is a stable feature for Halo. Now I either have to completely not play the campaign when the internet will be doing nothing but talking about Halo campaign and story elements (meaning 100% get spoilt) or play it solo so then when we do co-op its just gonna be repeating shit over again. Typical selfish crap of 'it's no big deal for me so it shouldn't be for anyone else'.

Man this is a tough one to explain. It does so much well and then so much so poorly. Firstly the story nearly instantly gets it's hooks into you and the time loop mystery is super fun to unravel, the problem is pretty much every gameplay element required to enjoy the story. It has all the problems of classic point and click adventure games where you need very specific items to be used in specific places and the added element of specific times too. That alone can make you hit certain walls because you just aren't doing exactly what the game wants you to do (and in some cases wha

saw the GB quicklook. Yeah its definitely not my game. The whole experience is just restarting the time loop over and over again while you figure out the correct interactions through nothing but trial and error. I think with some smarter design choices like a flow chart that keeps track of what you've done and slowly points you in the right direction (think Zero Escape), the game could have delivered.

Its got some good voice work but it feels like it was developed by high-school students in 2004