McWicked

Kinda sad, too. It's not like that type of game is crazy expensive in today's dollars. It's gotta be relatively cheap considering they don't have to model a goddamn thing in the environment.

About 2/3rds through Stranger Things 2. With the exception of Ep. 7, which feels like an hour-long trailer for season 3, the show is still godly. Dat Stephen King influence.

PD64 on 360 was fun as hell. Get four people together, set the AI to pacifist, and watch the slap fight begin. Hilarious.

Ryan Coogler

Where the fuck did Shael go, and why the fuck did his smiley disappear.

Hard to miss, it was pretty overt. They had Sway say it directly over the radio half-way through the series. Nice take on a modern black superhero. Here's hoping Coogler can direct an episode in Season 2.

Playing Divnity: Original Sin 2. As far as I can tell this is the type of game that lets you play whatever you want up until you want to leave the first area, and then you get bent over the barrel and ravished like you Vin Rames in Pulp Fiction. Fun, tho.

Luke Cage should've happened backwards. Cottonmouth was great, but Diamondback was shit. Diamondback should've been the initial badguy and then the reveal should have been cottonmouth pulling the strings. Diamondback was too goddamned stupid to be portrayed as dangerously as he was. Like how does some dude who kills all of his goons get to the top? Doesn't make sense.

Dafuq, Cube's dead? But he was one of the best sheep.

Where's Jehurey? We need more metaphors to explain all this shit.

Same problem here. I'm pretty sure i had more posts than listed. Using the search, i found a "bet how many wii sells in 200X" thread. There's no way I wouldn't have been in there, but maybe under another name ("Artemis-Gone"?). I know I was in there because either that or 2008 was the great sheep banning where we all got banned for like two months and ended up in the ban forum. Was funny as fuck.

Guys, I just checked my post history and I haven't posted for 10 years. I'm married now. dafuq happened to us, bros? Also i'm recognizing names, but i'm not really remembering shit other than cow/sheep/lemming. I'd be surprised if anyone remembered me.

It's just Jeff. The only reason why Wario Ware was AAA is because he was probably scared that the sheep would kill him for flopping Zelda. No, the only reason why WW was AAA is because after playing the GC version, he realized that his review was complete shit. WW was the apology.

So you admit Gamespot is a joke and that Zelda is the highest rated game of next gen? Stop flip flopping, Kerry, and make your choice. :jerkit: I've always said the Zelda review was ownage because it made you and all you butt buddies cry for weeks. :D But didn't I already state that TP was my GOTY? Doesn't matter what Zelda is to you; what matters is what Zelda is to system wars. Either Jeff's review is credible and Wario Ware is AAA and owns the entire PS3 lineup, or Jeff's review is shit and Zelda is AAA. Stop changing the fucking subject, cow. :D

Obviously the Wii's done something right if it convinced you that it didn't suck. :D I bet you'll bash in come next month.:D

Whomever did is probably screaming, "I did it, bu bu bu it doesn't count!!!:scared:" :jerkit:

DO IT! DO IT NOOOOOOOW! :D

Tal, quit being a tard, everybody knows that Jeff made WarioWare AAA because he knew flopping Zelda was the single biggest mistake of his career as a reviewer. Either Zelda is AAA, or wario ware owns the entire PS3 line-up. Regardless, it's quite obvious that both reviews were a joke, but for the means of system wars ownage, make up your damn mind, son. :D

Whichever one gets the sheep banned.

Cows think they'll be having a great time, but they ain't gonna think it's so funny when the lemmings have no more sheep to rape and they focus all of their energy on the bovines.

We should ban all the pussies for being pussies along with the losers.

He says 4 mill, writes it in all caps to make it clear that he is voting for it, hypes that it will sell even more since it needs to get released in more regions and then he even says "give or take one mill." He basically also said it is possible to sell 5 mill. Word, put his ass with the sheep. The only person who truly deserves to be put on the pussy list is liquid pimp. That guy talks a lot of shit and then he refused to take up the bet.

Do you honestly believe the Wii is only sitting at 1 million sold when 600,000 alone were sold in the US at launch, with 3 other launches having already sold out in other countries?

Anyone else read the vision speculation? MetroidHBR.