McWicked

This isn't the first time Deeno has ignored the official line from Microsoft. He tried to convince me that MCC wasn't still broke-ass even after I posted a video of the developers discussing how they were going to fix it.

As if they could play AAA exclusives anywhere.

Guys, what if, now bear with me...but WHAT IF Dragon Ball Z was tied into Pride and Prejudice. EDIT: They're all just different levels of the Dark Tower, anyway.

Why is Deeno railing on this game. It's not like anyone was shoving it in his fa.... Oh.

Fake News implies he did it on purpose. He didn't do it on purpose. He legitimately didn't understand what he was reading.

I have no idea wtf a Tokyo Goul Sui Ishida is.

Say it with me now! Slow. Johnny.

I like the artstyle, but I ain't sold on the game. I'm sure it'll be great, but it doesn't look like something that's for me.

Yeah we do.

He's Russian, so....

Probably because getting two guys on the moon is a bit different getting hundreds of millions of people access to stable, high-speed internet. Of course it can be done, but it won't be done by an incompetent administration and it sure as shit won't get done as long as the GOP holds the senate.

Not without a massive upgrade to our infrastructure in the US.

I FUCKIN' KNEW IT!

Obviously this is because we're all the same person masquerading on different accounts, using wildly different posting styles, while obviously being paid by the Clintons. Or I just don't give a shit about Mortal Kombat because I'm not into fighting games.

Deeno thinks we faked the moon landing.

Walmart doesn't pay its employees enough for them to shop at Walmart.

Microsoft isn't a company to Deeno, it's an identity. It's going to crack when Ori hits other systems. That's when the doubts are finally gonna seep in. He'll pull a Deadbeat Johnny and become a hermit while still acting like a lemming.

Microsoft Asked The Studio Behind Cuphead To Bring The Game To Switch http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/03/microsoft_asked_the_studio_behind_cuphead_to_bring_the_game_to_switch There has never been a poster in System Wars history more willing to step on rakes than you.

I see Deadbeat Johnny is still holding out hope for lemminghood.

Duh, it's Retro. They haven't made a bad game, yet.

Look at the art picture, there's a robot hand in the bottom left. Enrique is a concept artist at Retro studios. It's an official tease.

This is like saying a restaurant is the best in the city because it has the best wait staff, silverware, and location, despite it having no food.

You working yet, or you still laid up in the hospital from the meth overdose? Still can't work? Need some bootstraps? Deadbeat Johnny's kid is listening to some other guy fuck his mom right now.

You couldn't write this.

Tell you what: we'll have a dad-off. We'll put my kid up against your ki....oh.