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They're still building a game.

1.15.19 Davey Pee awakens to his name-sake: a piss-colored sunset rising on his Quebec trailer park. He rubs his eyes, yawns, and smiles clumsily. A new day! He hears a noise in the kitchen. It's his hot, supermodel girlfriend. "Honey, I made you some oeufs", she says in her Quebec accent. Davey Pee smiles to himself again. She brings him his food, and then his supermodel girlfriend lightly kisses him on the lips, saying: "Thank you for existing. You're so perfect." He'll be late for work. He throws his bathrobe aside, and rushes into his car. He works at

LMFAO. Someone get Bodycount in here

How Lemmings ISP Usage stats looks like after all these constant updates to all games: MONTH of January: 10,550 GB downloaded ROFF

That explains so much, because without specific context I still understand that buying a racing set up is the gaming equivalent of the mid-life crisis. Now I know the plot. Much obliged.

Beats voting for a Xbone.

Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown Resident Evil 2 Kingdom Hearts III Metro: Exodus Devil May Cry V Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice Judgment DOOM: Eternal The Outer Worlds Gears 5 Ori and the Will of the Wisps Anthem Dead or Alive 6 The Division 2 Mortal Kombat 11 Days Gone Rage 2 Shenmue III Control Code Vein Luigi's Mansion III Yoshi's Crafted World Probably one of the strongest years in gaming there has been, and this isn't even close to everything.

I appreciate Mad's taste, logic in arguments, and plus it's dope having a fellow vet around here after all these years.

Right, imagine trying to sell to men by telling them not to be men lol

Lmao here is comes with the alt right bullshit again! Joe speaks for the average man. The middle. He's not racist, he's not homophobic, he likes to learn new ideas and is open to everything as long as it makes logical sense. You on the other hand are close minded as fuck and won't even bend on a single issue no matter how much evidence is thrown at you.

1.15.19 Ramza awoke, slodged, slothed, tired but drenched in the cum-tactular satisfaction that he sheeted his beds at least 14 times last night before he lost count. MIDI pangs of DQ11 repetitive tune played in the background from his 27" CRT gray box. He reached to wipe his pudge nose with his left fingers, but in his haste, accidently smeared cum and cheeto all over his nostril --- "aah... fuck. every time.. Oh well." It's probably 12PM. Or maybe 4PM. Late for "work." for our hero. "I must sign on the sstem waar,.. and tell themabout my precious gaming collectio

Not a Sales Thread? NOt posting

She probably saw your racing chair set up on FB and got wet

That's not really that big of a deal. The lemmings haven't used up their ISP's monthly data cap. Not even close.

And we're only going to pay $60 once for it, instead of it being sold in re-packaged cumulative updates every 24 months for $60 each version. The best part is how Microsoft is now dropping the pretense and admitting that the next release is a paid update to a 2017 game.

Special Stage X is a drag track. Hopefully they'll make an online race on that. Easy points.

^ He hates Xbox.

Despite being one of the best cow on this forum, you also manage to be come off as genuinely unbiased.

Re-installing 2033... Edit: Also, at around the 7 min mark he says the AI is quite...well dumb. Hope some work can be done on it. This is out a month from now, no?

Ditch

G.A.Y.S. Gyro Activated Yammer System. https://i.imgur.com/Sd4my6J.png

The "battle" would be over in a few hours, the female stragglers would be eradicated in a few months.

You guys have lost the right to ever claim that other people are "triggered" or "REEEEEEEEEEE-ing" ever again Wow. The meltdown is R-E-A-L

You get asked for a peer-reviewed study in a thread about biology deniers and you post Joe Rogan?

The two NPCs bringing evolution into this. What you guys don't see to realize is even after million of years of evolution, life has only give two genders for all species. Life has yet to make a third one. Maybe in 2 billion years, a third one will pop out. Hasn't happened yet (because life has no use for it). If you looked at the chromosome composition of Cathleen Jenner, it would prove without a doubt that he is in fact, a man. You guys can't refute science. Admit that there are only two genders or sit the fuck down.

Well shit... Looks like we are both going to jail.

Wait a minute, a literal indie game ended up scoring better than one of Microsoft tentpole exclusives?

Don’t care what people do with their bodies at all, I don’t even care what they call them self. But Bruce Jenner will ALWAYS be a man. Always. He can call himself a woman, but he’s a man. Sorry bro.

There are only two genders. That's a scientific fact. Just because you wear a dress or mutilate your genitals it doesn't change the fact you were born either a male or female. There are no other genders in science. I guess some people are born hermaphrodites, but that's a rare case of mutation and has nothing to do with the made up genders.

Considering the only mammal that can communicate the concept of gender to us is homo sapiens (that I know of), I'm going to guess that you don't have a peer-reviewed scientific study to back this up with. Because, you know, you don't want to be a biology denier.

Yes, you clearly did. You're backing out because you already know trying to make that argument wasn't going to fly. Don't take your bitterness out on me. Best the best a Saucer can get. lol

What a fucking flop lmao But but I'd rather this than RE2 reeeeeeef

Jon

No retard. It means you're contradicting yourself with your own circular logic.

Keep HIDING behind cows, there's a reason why you're all their sheepets Of course you have no beef with them, a parasite loves its host that feeds him

Jewel Master Mobile

That ain't going to work, sweetie. The point is that this big list of games is never coming to Ditch and you need another system to play them. Ditch is a pile of shit and can't stand on it's own as a viable main system.

all that to play games on easy eah.

stop being a pussy please. I'm done with you!!!

I couldn't care less about having loser mentality in video games . Video games are something I do for fun in my free time . Video games are a big time investment and if I'm constantly losing at a game it's more time wasted. I dont need a challenge to enjoy a game .

Im old. Its not that im not good at games its that I get frustrated when I die over and over. I don't want to get good anymore, I just want to enjoy the game. Tho I cant remember the last game that gave me any trouble but that's most likely cause I always play on easy, like a boss

"C-Can I already p-pre order something for the S-Switch for the next coming months? A-And when are you restocking that Princess Peach Amib-" *Xpelled* "HEY KIDDO, GET ME RESIDENT EVIL 2, FAR CRY AND ACE COMBAT 7, HURRY UP" brutally mogged.webm

Lems hyping subscriptions to Twitch channels that play those games on PC, can't fall lower than that

Yeah, whereas you adapted and unintentionally found out you have no gag reflex.

Considering you can change the requirement, yeah it's definitely on you shit stain...