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Isreal tried to hack Xbox in Lebanon to make them explode but not a single explosion was confirmed as of now.

Ghostz and Jon right now.

a little pile of rubble and some broomsticks are blocking your path, you must take a long detour now

Bitch shut the fuck up you sleep in a single bed next to a racing simulator. Fucking real life mill houses dad from the Simpsons.

you don’t even play video games

well, they had that 5 hour hellblade 2 where you press "up" for 90% of it.

Playing the same games forever. Persona 4 Golden Reloaded coming in 2026. Persona 5 Royal Reloaded HD Remix in 2028. Then Persona 3 FES Reloaded Rebirth Portable in 2030.

20+ remasters of remakes of remasters.

When was the last time you had sex in a room without another man in it?

Devs said they’re gonna fight the lawsuit to stop big companies from bullying indies. Bought a copy of Palworld in support.

Having to keep pressing a button to exhaust dialogue then hearing repeated dialogue because you aren't sure if it was over

Not giving me the option to fully customize controls to my liking. Permanently missable stuff. Hard difficulties that rely on inflating enemy health/damage values. Unskippable cutscenes. Not having multiple save slots. Bullshit RNG.

another vini prediction

This game is DOPE!

With digital data for the UK. https://x.com/Chris_Dring/status/1835024115654344734?t=rE18nYdy8VwAG8hueVDhtA "Astro is the fastest selling original platform game outside of Mario from the last 10 years. Bigger than Sonic, Crash, Yoshi, Kirby" Epic thread backfire

Plat done! One of the most truly pure enjoyable games I have ever played. It has absolutely incredible range in it's level design, settings, themes. I love the linear nature of it's platforming, it's what originally made me a huge crash fan. It allows levels to be built around specific power ups as opposed to roaming open levels looking for that one area to use a power up. It's controls are simple but super responsive and tight. As far as platforming goes it's a clean as you can imagine with a simple movement set but levels built around it to truly make it shine.

BE SERIOUS GAIZ

how it started how it went remember when bethesda games got astro bot level acclaim?

It only takes a few seconds to own the Lemtards.

lemmorrhoids

This thread is ACTIVE

If you're gaming it would be dumb to buy anything other than a 7800X3D

Sharted Space

The difference between the PS5 and Pro mode in 60fps is absolutely huge. The texture detail and foliage are transformative. It even beats PS5's fidelity mode at 60fps

So gamespot really wanted to give this game an 11/10?

Starfield is just persistently boring. Even if you look past all the menu diving, the actual game doesn't have much to offer. I'd be very reluctant to spend MORE money on DLC content just to get a small taste of what it should've been at launch. And it looks like they didn't deliver that anyway.

Seems like they saw what CDPR did with Phantom Liberty....and said "lets do the mother fucking exact opposite." What the fuck. I have no hope for TES 6 atm.

Sharted Space

Lynux3 said that the recent ad issue on the dashboard was a server side bug... guess they had to shut the entire thing down to fix it

2025 GOTY.

I just booted up Starfield to get the lil car thing since I haven’t played since I beat it. I got it. Ran over like 10 people. Game crashed. TLHBR

Jenny you were rampant on here back in the mid 2000s when most people on here were like 15 and you were a grown ass man pushing 30 or something. Most dudes on here your age were chill but you were on here losing your mind rowing with teenagers about Xbox. It was a straight up fact that you came on here to row with teenage boys. And the best part was you almost always got outwitted. If you're going to come at me with that shit you better make sure you're watertight fgt.

Says the guy with the virgin basement in his house.

What is there to consider when the consumers already did?

I finished astrobot. Collected 254/300 bots. Great game! It feels like we had completely forgot about the dualsense and its features and then this game comes along and utilizes them in so many clever and interesting ways. But even outside of that the levels themselves were still creatively designed and would have deserved praise in any other 3D platformer. im not the biggest fan of this sub genre but I enjoyed this a lot and if I had the time I would have gone back in and completed some of the content I missed. My overall score is a 8.8

TLHBO

I mean lmfao.... and cows come in here and act like SquareEnix is dependent on PS Bubu 3M salez first week guiz!

I agree with everything said, so far. I’ll add: unavoidable puzzle hand-holding ala god of war. I got so annoyed with the NPCs blurting out the solutions, right at the start of the puzzles. long and/or hard walkbacks to difficult bosses. Elden Ring fixed this issue with save points just before each battle. Ubisoft-style maps, full of points of reference. Also filler fetch quests.

$700 patch

Cuckstz hiding behind PC now He probably doesn't even know how to use one. This bald cuck would be messaging JonB for advice on how to open RAR files as his girlfriend gets her needs fulfilled by better men

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I'm done with Playstation hardware after this. Just put the games on Steam and I'm good.

He's crying himself to sleep

Look at you, most posts in an Astro Thread Why are you even here. Obsessed

I finally get it. He's Lem-fluid.

PS5 PRO isn't launching at 700US dollars. Be serious guys.