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    Shut the fuck up, and make a non 14 year old incel level thread. The bar for SW threads is so low, yet you can't even manage that.
  3. 12 points
    Guess there's hope for you, if you want to get into the games industry. You get virtually raped here, almost every single day.
  4. 11 points
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    More than it's actual score
  6. 11 points
    Hey @Cookester15can you give jehurey a posting limit like jimbo?
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  8. 10 points
    "I like Ghostz's posts, he's just so darn clever", a sentence that's been said by nobody. Ever. Work out, get buff, land chicks based on your vitality, gotta compensate for that nauseating personality. 'Locked in your room, arguing online' ha that's rich, you spend more time with Jehurey than you do with your Switch. You say its the best and Nintendo bangers are the reasons, hard to agree when they come around less often than new seasons. I'd drop another 8 bars and embarrass your confused buddy Kokujin, but it only takes two to remind everybody that he said dick tastes just like skin.
  9. 10 points
    Well it's a fitting design for the DoneX, that's for sure.
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    The year is 2056. Switch's run of ever increasing annual sales has finally come to an end as the Switch posts a disappointing YOY drop of -3%. Alone in a darkened room sits a server hosting what use to be a lively community of forumites arguing over video games. Now those forumites have long since moved on from the community and the server begins each day awaiting new requests, but no requests are ever made and the server remains idle. Today is different, though. For the first time in decades a request to create a new thread is sent to the server. The hardware kicks into gear as the server reads the packets, assembles them, moves them up the network stack, and begins the act of creating the new thread in its database. Author: DynamiteCop! Title: NPD - Switch sales down 3% YOY Body: "See, I fucking told you guys Switch sales were going to fall of a cliff any day now."
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    They should sell it as gamer girl bathwater and kill all the weebs
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  14. 10 points
    "...And what about the other lemmings?"
  15. 10 points
    Use this thread to mourn the loss of $500 wasted on the PS4's Pro's shadow, A.K.A the Xboner X. "It's a monster", indeed. Let's put this monster out of it's hideous, deformed, fauxK, no-exclusives having misery. Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest lie ever told: Xboner X: Launch Lineup: The World's Most Powerful Console: PS4 Pro: XBoner X: "The Biggest Games Play Better on Xbox One X": Ace Combat 7 Monster Hunter: World Resident Evil 2 Call Of Duty: Black Ops 4 You Can't Give it Away: $100 More, Already worth less than PS4 Pro Unwanted, Why? Rejected From the Market Place "it's a monster" Time to put it out of its misery!
  16. 10 points
    meanwhile, xbox exclusives run at 0K
  17. 10 points
    Hey, $1,500 is a small price to pay for the opportunity to see what natural light looks like for the first time in your life.
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  19. 9 points
    Gabe Newell also leads a non-gaming studio so it makes sense.
  20. 9 points
    Meanwhile MS payed $50 million to some homo (sapien ) with blue hair to stream for a year on their now failed streaming platform.
  21. 9 points
    #3 Breath of the Wild Fujibayashi: “I have the perfect idea for a new Zelda game: open world.” Miyamoto: “Oh, like Skyrim. That game is very popular.” Fujibayashi: “Like that game, but a little bit different. The open world is empty.” Miyamoto: “Empty? Surely there would be interesting landmarks, quests, rewards, and other fun things to do or provide reason to explore?” Fujibayashi: “Nope. None.” Miyamoto: “I think you’re being a bit ridiculous. You need something.” Fujibayashi: “Okay, fine. I’ll put a pond shaped like a heart on a mountain and everybody will talk about how great just wandering around the world is thanks to little surprises like that.” Miyamoto: “I really don’t think gamers are that stupid. It’s just a pond shaped like a heart.” Fujibayashi: “We can also add mini-dungeons.” Miyamoto: “Dungeons are the bread and butter of Zelda games. People will enjoy more of them.” Fujibayashi: “Well, what I was planning was to remove the puzzles from the major dungeons, give them terrible bosses, and only have 4 of them while we have 120 of these mini-dungeons.” Miyamoto: “I guess that might be okay if the mini-dungeons are good.” Fujibayashi: “They won’t be. There’s 120 of them and we’ll just recycle the same shitty puzzles and combat encounters over and over again.” Miyamoto: “That doesn’t sound like something players will want to do.” Fujibayashi: “Definitely not, so we’ll make them the major source of heart containers and stamina.” Miyamoto: “Stamina?” Fujibayashi: “Oh yeah, since it’s open world we have to make it obnoxious to get around to pretend that the game has a progression system.” Miyamoto: “Well, players do need to be forced out of their comfort zones sometimes.” Fujibayashi: “Exactly. Which is why we’ll also have hilariously awful weapon durability. You’ll be lucky to get a dozen attacks out of most weapons before they break.” Miyamoto: “That’s just to start and you’ll progress towards longer lasting weapons over time, right?” Fujibayashi: “God no. The progression will be opening enough chests to have enough weapons that you don’t run out of them mid-battle. It’s going to be terrible.” Miyamoto: “The master sword will be permanent, though, right?” Fujibayashi: “Oh of course, I’m incompetent not evil. We’ll lock it behind completing a third of those shitty shrines, though.” Miyamoto: “You really want players to do these shrines, eh?” Fujibayashi: “Fuck all else to do in this game.” Miyamoto: “The lack of content will give you plenty of time to develop a large and varied suite of enemies, right?” Fujibayashi: “You’d think that, but we’re just going to re-skin a small number of mobs. Repetition and a lack of variety is the name of the game.” Miyamoto: “So what good things does this game actually have?” Fujibayashi: “Nothing really. You can set the grass on fire and roll boulders, but nobody is going to play the game like that. They’ll see a YouTube video using things like that to kill enemies and act like it’s the greatest thing ever, though.” Miyamoto: “I guess it's up to Mario Odyssey to save the Switch.”
  22. 9 points
    It wasn't the lack of exclusives... It wasn't the studio acquisitions that were flops... It wasn't the studios who still made multiplats... It was a child off screen calling me a fascist and making gun noises... Fuck you Microsoft. Sincerely, A Fanboy.
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    This will be my final transmission. We are sinking, get out now while you still have a chance. We are sinking and we've hit the mother of all icebergs, we've lost all our cargo. Inclusiveness and diversity is seeping in at an unstoppable rate, toxic masculinity is being erased from our deck. Our speakers are no longer able to transmit profanities and taunt rival ships. The parasitic shell creatures weakened our engine. The Philistine rats ate through our foundation, repair is impossible. We're going down and there is no going back. I will proceed with the destruction of our ship, once I enter the command Xbox: Jump Out it will be too late My suicide mission now begins and I will go down with the ship. I will steer our crumbling vessel to our adversaries, set off the self destruction mechanism and poison their well for eternity. It was an honor serving you. Captain bhytre out. (tl;dr: sold my X1X a few days ago )
  26. 9 points
    Xbox flopped, its time to move on
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    I should get that printed on a roll of toilet paper. Fucking awful.
  29. 9 points
  30. 9 points
    Ditches are cracking Games are lacking Only thing sheep can do is sales data tracking *drops the Ditch*
  31. 9 points
    Not having any games to buy saves a lot of money, tshbr
  32. 9 points
    Meh. Finding organic material on mars is nothing. When they find games on Xbox, then I'll be impressed.
  33. 8 points
  34. 8 points
    Here's your $800 console bro.
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    - Hey I'm glad you're all here, I have a surprise I wanna show you! - Don't tell me.. she's finally pregnant?! - No look! - ...
  38. 8 points
    I just found out that you can buy healing items to use in combat, so ill just have to cheese my way through these encounters. It doesn't help that the combat tutorial is nonexistent. The screen below is all they tell you, its actually kind of funny how vague it is 'just hit the buttons and stuff'
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    Lemmings only way of comparing exclusives is comparing cancelled exclusives
  43. 8 points
    lmfao @Jon2B hyped below to be AAA and then referred to it as AAA every time thereafter whilst parroting the line "hobo pass gave us 3 AAAs this month!!1" referring to ashen, mutant year zero, and.............BELOW!!!
  44. 8 points
    Boom. That cover's the Ori sequel and the Forza Horizon 4 DLC pack. You're set for the next 10 months of exclusive Xbox gaming.
  45. 8 points
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    Everyday I fall in love with this thing even more. this is the modern day dreamcast USB hub for up to 4 attachments and charging constantly while in table top mode. Going to use the keyboard for talking shit in MonHun and Blazblue Cross Tag. Also nice to have a Japanese keyboard in the house now. Japanese ingenuity
  47. 8 points
    Many lems wish death 'pon me windows 10 in my eye dog and i can't see I'm trying play some AAAE's and Phil's tryin' to take my games away I put a hole in Phil for fuckin' with me my name now in red now you gonna see better watch how you talk when you talk about me cuz Switch still coming to take the cows' games away many lems many, many, many lems wish death 'pon me Lord I don't cry no more don't play Xbox Live no mo' have mercy on me.... ONLY FOR: 'WE ON FIRE'
  48. 8 points
    the downs twins (sot, 5od) didnt even release that year and crackmeme starring terry crews still isnt out
  49. 8 points
    Denial Anger Bargaining <--- Depression Acceptance
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