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meanwhile, xbox exclusives run at 0K

Hey, $1,500 is a small price to pay for the opportunity to see what natural light looks like for the first time in your life.

I should get that printed on a roll of toilet paper. Fucking awful.

Ditches are cracking Games are lacking Only thing sheep can do is sales data tracking *drops the Ditch*

Not having any games to buy saves a lot of money, tshbr

Meh. Finding organic material on mars is nothing. When they find games on Xbox, then I'll be impressed.

Boom. That cover's the Ori sequel and the Forza Horizon 4 DLC pack. You're set for the next 10 months of exclusive Xbox gaming.

Alot better than Xbox's small print

Everyday I fall in love with this thing even more. this is the modern day dreamcast USB hub for up to 4 attachments and charging constantly while in table top mode. Going to use the keyboard for talking shit in MonHun and Blazblue Cross Tag. Also nice to have a Japanese keyboard in the house now. Japanese ingenuity

Many lems wish death 'pon me windows 10 in my eye dog and i can't see I'm trying play some AAAE's and Phil's tryin' to take my games away I put a hole in Phil for fuckin' with me my name now in red now you gonna see better watch how you talk when you talk about me cuz Switch still coming to take the cows' games away many lems many, many, many lems wish death 'pon me Lord I don't cry no more don't play Xbox Live no mo' have mercy on me.... ONLY FOR: 'WE ON FIRE'

the downs twins (sot, 5od) didnt even release that year and crackmeme starring terry crews still isnt out

It all makes sense now. Xbox One Hour. TLHBK

Can I refund the entire console?

God of War - 94 Shadow of the Colossus - 91 Dragon Quest XI - 88 Spiderman - 87 Street Fighter V Arcade Edition - 87 Yakuza Kiwami 2 - 85 Yakuza 6: The Song of Life - 83 MLB The Show - 82 Detroit Become Human - 78 vs Sea of Thieves - 69 State of Decay - 67

Since Alphy wants to make this a real site , and is the only sheep that doesn't have any IRL mental problems besides Cookester_Basic .I think it is time to cut the fat . Let's take a look at the sheep faction . These guys are literally the people you see in gamespots trading Pokemon cards and leaving hand grease on the controller at the Ditch kiosk . These guys are 30 to 40 playing 360p gaming in public , wearing sweatpants . Let's take a look at the mental problems these folks have Timmyson - Pathelogical liar Couldn't pass 2nd grade math The kind of guy that talks down about Xbox at gamespots Jerry - Narrcissim 40yr old that lives with his brother . Chronic sweatpant pooper . Wants to open a business for more chronic sweat pants poopers to gather into his cult of idiocy Lonely Mike - Incest / Obsession disorder This guy fucks his sister . Nuff said . Holds a grudge against other posters and follows them in every thread LostFool - Schizophrenia has a list of prescritions longer than Ditch's list of ports . Has never smiled Zwarrior - Drug addict considering sucking dick for drugs yikes. Can't afford a Ditch but fits in well with the other sheep HolyAx - Cult Leader he is the guy that made the comics ? Those were funny so I won't be to hard on him and Malaki as they gather with the rest of the Children of the Corn and drink Jimbo's Kool Aid Kitad - Alt Left keyboard warrior I've never seen a post from him that isn't political . I doubt he would associate with the sheep but all of the other sheep are are also alt left scumbags Ike - Multiple Personality Disorder Ike used to be cool . A bit crooked eyed but now hides behind every other platform because he is embarrassed to post along side the other sheep . Let's get him an X and hope he pulls thru . Ike throw the sweatpants away my dude . There is still hope . Let's make SW great again and get rid of the Norman's . Honestly the worst group of smelly people on any forum ever . This needs to be done . All of these guys are obsessive and miserable . If any sheep responds to this thread you are instantly owned . This is not a thread for you .

Not as long as waiting 6 months just to be able to play it. THHBFR

He’s nervous. On the surface LowTCP looked calm and ready To drop bombs. But he but he keeps on forgetting How to format what he copies down, the whole SW goes so loud He copies his favourite lyrics down, but the words wont paste down He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over—blaow!

Real talk talk, how about a “what are you watching, reading, and listening to?” thread. It’ll cut down some of the cluttter. “What are you playing?” Should be stand-alone imo. But I’ll consider otherwise if the masses want a jumbo entertainment thread.

Gears of Social Justice Warriors was just too long