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kokujin

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  1. i'm convinced zwarrior is just a damn good baiter. i don't think he's crazy at all. he understands this place so well, that he knows the perfect things to post, and when, to stir shit up. brilliant!

    No, I'm pretty sure he's just a fucking weirdo.

    Like, didn't this nigga wear a dress or something and post it? lolwut

    wig, lipstick, spitting/gargling to look like fake-cum, then he posted that on here of all places. it was pretty frightening.

  2. Holy shit, your nose grew four sizes...

    *Note*

    Take a seat at the bar where you are incapable of getting sucker punched.

    Lol I was in a booth with 6 others, it was caught on camera anyways and police saw I did nothin to provoke it, so I'm gonna sue him and get a nice piece of cash before my baby gets here.

    And nah snakey, it was the caps game

    muhaha that's awesome.

    I miss Jello too. :happysad: Nice to put a face to the name.

  3. I bought Ocarina 3D on Sunday because I haven't played it before and when you buy a new system you'll buy just about anything.

    This past year I've played/replayed Skyward Sword, Twilight Princess, A Link to the Past, and now Ocarina (I don't know why I'm on a Zelda kick lately), and I have to say I think Ocarina is by far the weakest of the batch so far (I'm on the third dungeon). It's not just looks (Ocarina 3D is usually pretty homely), but with how empty Hyrule is and how random the logic of the puzzles often is. Like I just did the stuff leading up to the third dungeon. The mermen's king says his daughter is missing but that's it. To find her you have to beat a minigame to get a fish scale that allows you to dive deeper and reach an underwater door that leads to lake where there's a message in a bottle from the king's daughter. I avoid minigames on principle because the standard convention in games is that they're optional. Nowhere is there any hint saying do the minigame. So I'm going around and around in circles until I try the minigame as a last resort. Not good.

    You're forgetting how old OoT is. 15 years ago, 10 years before Twilight Princess... 1998, man. The fact that Hyrule was one giant connected and 3d world alone was big back then. And asides from the valley of Hyrule, it's a pretty f'n big & complex world. Shame you had to experience it last.

  4. No one has a prettier dick than me.

    The only dick you can fuck chicks and unbolt tires with :dreamy:

    you can also use it to remove baseboards

    These fools jelly that my penis has a wide variety of applications :cruise:B)

    Except that you don't use it for the most basic one.

    lol nigga you're like pussy repellent. :tom:

    Women don't even want to be on the same internet as you lmao

    :lul: that was funny
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