Xelle

Why aren't you snapchatting me nudes you little slut?

I'll lighten things upp with some war stories, banged two girls in a day last week, and one this tuesday so that's three in a week! rarely happens. They were all women (post op) and attractive. fuck yah

22, 28, and 30 y/o

The 30 year old I picked up after I went to a bar by myself, had to disarm two mother hens,one being her younger sister staying with her from out of town.

I'm back in the saddle after being depressed as shit for two months after breaking up with my gf.

That's my boy.

 

 

Did you drink more than usual to maintain character?

I'm always crazy/annoying as shit when I want to be.. I had to flip the mask up when I needed to power chug (didn't think that whole mask, drinking part through) but I got my buddies band to play Iron Man for me while I pranced around like an idiot. Although, everytime I high fived someone or smacked them in the face/ass my arc fx noise went off.. that was pretty funny.

 

 

lmfao sounds legit.  

 

muhahah.

 

Hey Chimp diva. I'm doing it again. how dare I be nice to people.? It must be a coon dance in your miserable eyes.

 

 

Yo give Tony some dat chicken.

Did you drink more than usual to maintain character?

I'm always crazy/annoying as shit when I want to be.. I had to flip the mask up when I needed to power chug (didn't think that whole mask, drinking part through) but I got my buddies band to play Iron Man for me while I pranced around like an idiot. Although, everytime I high fived someone or smacked them in the face/ass my arc fx noise went off.. that was pretty funny.

Well I wore the kids toys out this year... and pissed everyone off with my arc fx noises. I'm such a child.

Where are you? Dats cool shiz!

at citywalk (in orlando), checking out a few bars/clubs

 

babes :-*

 

Jimbo is hands down my favourite poster now after seeing his nudes AND cross dress... FUCK. HOW does it get better... ?! Jimbo can you wear like sexy lingerie? Like with a garter belt and shit? And cover yourself in bacon and steaks and sausage and shit?

....wut?

 

You don't remember when he posted nudes??

Jimbo is hands down my favourite poster now after seeing his nudes AND cross dress... FUCK. HOW does it get better... ?! Jimbo can you wear like sexy lingerie? Like with a garter belt and shit? And cover yourself in bacon and steaks and sausage and shit?

 

jimbo keep doing you bro. fuck those niggas

 

 

lol i thought BOSS was black.

 

only when i paint myself on the way to the bus stop

 

 

Can you do this for me some time? I'll paint my face white.

friend of mine took this on her shitty blackberry so quality sucks.

xelle photoshopped this once and added pouring blood and a dark background, but damn i cant find it.

i have long hair nowadays.

Ohhh yeahhh!!! My sexy Balb.. we are going on a date next week bitch. Don't forget!!! I'll punch you in the face and give you some RL blood.. no photoshop needed.

 

 

 

 

Honestly as much as we clown Giselle she's actually a pretty well kept chick.

 

 

As you can see, her hair is did, her eyebrows taken care of, she's wearing eyeshadow, foundation, lipstick, mascara, and probably some other forms of makeup that I can't immediately identify. She's in pretty decent shape, her nails look clean, she has a decent amount of style, she has phenomenal teeth (though obviously you cant see them in this picture) and even though she has small ass tits, she wears a good bra to make the most of them. And this picture isn't a fluke. If you look through her facebook pictures you'd see the same story in most of those pictures. To pretend shorty does nothing to get that attention is some straight up bull. 

 

You're being bitter, towards yourself and towards women, just because you feel like you shouldn't have to do any work to get people to like you because you're just you and you're so special and everyone should just like you for who you are. News flash: who you are is a complete piece of shit. You don't seem to understand that people work for what they have. You seem to want a woman who puts effort into who they are but you're not putting in any legitimate effort to be better than the piece of shit that you are. You are not entitled to anything in this world, much less the attention of people who actually work towards who they are to make themselves desirable.

 

You think that being a woman would solve all your problems. What if I told you that for every woman that gets attention at a bar, there's another one that no one pays attention to. They're called ugly women. And most of them aren't even ugly because they were born that way. They just don't take care of themselves. Essentially all becoming a woman would change for you is that you'd go from being an ugly ass dude to being an ugly ass woman. You seem to think that getting jacked would increase your chances with women yet you don't even try to do that. You think Gamedrunk just one day happened to wake up in his physical condition? No, he hit the gym consistently for years. But for some reason, you think you should be able to sit on your ass and still get the same level of attention from women. Get real bruh. The world isn't going to fall into your lap.

 

 

 

What do you expect?

 

She's part of BDG

 

 

Xelle looks like Raven Riley's little sister or something

 

 

I've heard the Raven Riley thing before, though I don't really see it? I think I'm also older than her.

 

TPH.. that pic is me considered being "done up" generally I don't wear makeup. And in that photo all I am wearing is mascara, eyeliner and lipgloss. I don't do the cake face shit dude. My hair is naturally like that, due to me being of Indian decent, yes it is dyed, but I don't flat iron it. I generally think all girls do better with the whole "less is more" type of deal. But yes.. health wise I take care of myself.. teeth, showers all that jazz.. lol.

 

 

lol.  Looks like Xelle got her a lil sugar daddy with a pedo mustache.  Probably got some nigs on the side though.  What are ya'll instagram friends (TPH)

 

OMG It was the last day of Movember for this photo!!! He was not a sugar daddy though. I like to keep things equal in terms of money lol. I don't cheat.. no nigs on the side. He's actually a good looking guy. These are bad pics of him. We are not together anymore though.

Photoshop couldn't make that dude good looking.

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He's really not that bad!! I think he's better looking than I am.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/349_30630148700_1454_n.jpg

2nd from right in the white shirt.

 

 

 

Honestly as much as we clown Giselle she's actually a pretty well kept chick.

 

 

As you can see, her hair is did, her eyebrows taken care of, she's wearing eyeshadow, foundation, lipstick, mascara, and probably some other forms of makeup that I can't immediately identify. She's in pretty decent shape, her nails look clean, she has a decent amount of style, she has phenomenal teeth (though obviously you cant see them in this picture) and even though she has small ass tits, she wears a good bra to make the most of them. And this picture isn't a fluke. If you look through her facebook pictures you'd see the same story in most of those pictures. To pretend shorty does nothing to get that attention is some straight up bull. 

 

You're being bitter, towards yourself and towards women, just because you feel like you shouldn't have to do any work to get people to like you because you're just you and you're so special and everyone should just like you for who you are. News flash: who you are is a complete piece of shit. You don't seem to understand that people work for what they have. You seem to want a woman who puts effort into who they are but you're not putting in any legitimate effort to be better than the piece of shit that you are. You are not entitled to anything in this world, much less the attention of people who actually work towards who they are to make themselves desirable.

 

You think that being a woman would solve all your problems. What if I told you that for every woman that gets attention at a bar, there's another one that no one pays attention to. They're called ugly women. And most of them aren't even ugly because they were born that way. They just don't take care of themselves. Essentially all becoming a woman would change for you is that you'd go from being an ugly ass dude to being an ugly ass woman. You seem to think that getting jacked would increase your chances with women yet you don't even try to do that. You think Gamedrunk just one day happened to wake up in his physical condition? No, he hit the gym consistently for years. But for some reason, you think you should be able to sit on your ass and still get the same level of attention from women. Get real bruh. The world isn't going to fall into your lap.

 

 

What do you expect?

 

She's part of BDG

 

Xelle looks like Raven Riley's little sister or something

 

I've heard the Raven Riley thing before, though I don't really see it? I think I'm also older than her.

TPH.. that pic is me considered being "done up" generally I don't wear makeup. And in that photo all I am wearing is mascara, eyeliner and lipgloss. I don't do the cake face shit dude. My hair is naturally like that, due to me being of Indian decent, yes it is dyed, but I don't flat iron it. I generally think all girls do better with the whole "less is more" type of deal. But yes.. health wise I take care of myself.. teeth, showers all that jazz.. lol.

 

lol.  Looks like Xelle got her a lil sugar daddy with a pedo mustache.  Probably got some nigs on the side though.  What are ya'll instagram friends (TPH)

OMG It was the last day of Movember for this photo!!! He was not a sugar daddy though. I like to keep things equal in terms of money lol. I don't cheat.. no nigs on the side. He's actually a good looking guy. These are bad pics of him. We are not together anymore though.

i always thought getting women was pretty easy. it's not even about physical appearance (though it helps). confidence and a good sense of humor goes a long way.

 

on a side note, exploiting a woman's flaws works well too (on certain women - usually very hot ones). i don't mean insult them. however, a pretty girl who's confident about her looks, but knows she's dumb, will essentially eat up compliments relating to her intelligence. it should never be as broad as saying, "i really like the way you think"...but rather something more specific in a conversation, that you find insightful. you can reverse the logic for hot girls, who are very insecure about their looks. instead of saying how beautiful they are, casually point out separate features you like, in a tasteful, detailed way. women love men with an eye for little details

That is my weakness.

Ugly funny dude > Sexy boring dude

Over confidence is a turn off though.. but the pointing out separate features thing does work actually now that you mention it haha.

 

 

does it bother anyone else that girls can find dick and relationships at any turn they want?

 

and they don't even work for it? (the dudes come on them).

 

 

while guys have to go all-out-i-love-you on one chic, and maybe convince her to let her get dicked?

 

 

one-sided-one-sided. And guys make this one-sided duped contract a competition, and lambaste other dudes for not succeeding.

 

THE. GIRLS. ARE. #WINNING.  We are taking all the risk/rejection AND paying for dates lmfao. 

That's actually pretty accurate as a generalization..

 

 

 

shit has made me cynical as hell.    righteous you went ahead and admitted that. Most other girls will do everything but. Will even call me insecure and a woman basher.  :]

 

 

 

I seem to not have enough ego/possessive qualities/"confidence" to force a ho to be MINE, 

and me manners get in the way of basically forcing a chic to talk to me (this is called "pimping.") 

 

I'm exaggerating a TINY bit but shit, the things men have to do... and the ways I gotta tweak my personality to keep up with "the game," is kinda sick. Meanwhile, the opp. gender doesn't need confidense -- they just need to be that gender and not obese.  

 

 

also you're right - it is a generalization -  some/few women are very pro-active in their search.  And some/few men (rich, tall, way better than the chic in question) get chased by [attractive] chics. 

 

Oh... life's a beach and then you die. 

 

what's an easy going passive cool cat to do... I'm not dating a fat chic.  It kinda sucks. 

 

I try to remain i dunno, confident? possessive? strong?  *sigh* 

 

    - that's the lazy version of it. 

 

Dude... just be yourself and the right girl will like you for you. Would you rather chase a stupid broad who you have to pretend to be someone else around to make "yours" only to find out you were never good enough anyways, or just find a decent chick that actually likes the real you?

Chicks don't have to do shit. I'm mediocre at best and I literally have to do nothing but stand there and drink and beer... and attractive, successful dudes will be like OMG CAN I HAZ YOUR NUMBER? Can you imagine how easy it is for those girls who are a 10? That's why women are evil and use men for whatever they want. I hear it.. I see it ALL the time.. "well.. I need him to take me here, and I need to get this done.. so I'll talk to to him and he can drive me around and buy me dinner and pay for me to get my health card renewed and get my hair done.. until I figure out what's going on with George and then I'll tell him it's not working out" And I'm on the other end of the phone like HOW do you people not feel bad doing this to another person? BITCHES... lol.

does it bother anyone else that girls can find dick and relationships at any turn they want?

 

and they don't even work for it? (the dudes come on them).

 

 

while guys have to go all-out-i-love-you on one chic, and maybe convince her to let her get dicked?

 

 

one-sided-one-sided. And guys make this one-sided duped contract a competition, and lambaste other dudes for not succeeding.

 

THE. GIRLS. ARE. #WINNING.  We are taking all the risk/rejection AND paying for dates lmfao. 

That's actually pretty accurate as a generalization..

LOL wtf

grimey, but WHI

sexy

 

 

Lol Xelle comes back and you ***s turn into hair stylist and shit.

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lmfao

 

omg..

 

Lol Xelle comes back and you ***s turn into hair stylist and shit.

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only those with very limited exposure to women haven't got opinions on women's appearance.

 

also i had xelle on msn for 5 years, if i wanted her attention i would have tried there

good point though only proves that this forum is so shit that even talking about hair styling is better than arguing with ghostz and blackhand

 

It's easily better..

As a post stylist, I say this hoe needs a perm.

Fuck dat bro.. perms for niggas.

 

 

 

 

 

Snakey you've grown up so much! Craziness!

 

 

snakey and u-aholic

to you both 

 

:*

 

Giselle nice hair color

Thanks I'm going navy blue next

The purple fades out to something like this though https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/181039_10150837427712583_973749665_n.jpg

 

 

Have you considered short hair? im guessing you hate it?

 

funky hair colors go well with short IMO

 

Yes. I think it's dykey. I like long and funky. Especially black or blonde (on white girls) with crazy colours in it. Or long and natural.

Shortest: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/185_8847257582_1076_n.jpg

 

 

that length could work, i like when i see relatively short hair on girls that are styled weird as fuck with gels and sprays

anyway length is not as important as awesome hair colors like purple and blue

 

Hmm random... like Rihanna, Miley Cyrus kinda shit? The guys I generally go for prefer long hair anyways. Plus I think my face just looks weird with short hair, and I am super short so long hair makes me look taller also. My boyfriend would kill me if I cut my hair shorter than shoulder length. I always say I'm going to shave my head as a joke and he gets mad LOL.

 

 

 

Snakey you've grown up so much! Craziness!

 

 

snakey and u-aholic

to you both 

 

:*

 

Giselle nice hair color

Thanks I'm going navy blue next

The purple fades out to something like this though https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/181039_10150837427712583_973749665_n.jpg

 

 

Have you considered short hair? im guessing you hate it?

 

funky hair colors go well with short IMO

 

Yes. I think it's dykey. I like long and funky. Especially black or blonde (on white girls) with crazy colours in it. Or long and natural.

Shortest: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/185_8847257582_1076_n.jpg

It looks fake. I call shenanigans.

You're so handsome Jimbo.. let me twiddle your twat.