Remij

Well, you know girls and their diaries... the imagination runs wild.

You don't have to tell me how important I am to you. It's all in your diary

Trust me... you're going to hear it. Since now I know that a Gerstmann 4/5 is not a good score for you. That excludes a LOT of games that you're allowed to like

So did you decide? Is it $60 on your PS4... or $1 Gamepass on your brother's Xbox??

It's better than that 3/5 you predicted... A WHOLE LOT better

Yes I AM celebrating MS conning you out of any money... ...I know how much a dollar means to you

It became about me because you couldn't address the topic. None of what you're saying matters because the topic isn't going to change. Gerstmann skull fucked you.... and I enjoyed the show GREATLY

I am. Glad to see you're on the mend. MS is ready to take their turn though. Which hole? ...they want to know.

You mean like you were reduced to blocking out the fact that Gerstmann bitch slapped you with this score Oh... we all noticed this thread became about me REAL fast...

I'm pretty sure it's the one who got fucked in the ass who loses their shit Gamepass for $1 and you're a statistic, or $60 on PS4... which is it going to be Jerry? Regardless, MS is bending you over and asking you "which hole bitch?"

That's right. I have complete creative control over yours

not you though... you like to partake

Translation: "Keep fucking me in my ass daddy"

Cause you have nothing to say Great. Enjoy the Xbox game... Phil's happy whichever way you decide to go about it

It's like you've done this before and you know what comes next I am about ready to pop..... bitch

I am performing. You're the one getting fucked in your ass... Glad to hear you've already settled on the title "butthurt".

^he doesn't know what to say MS is playing the people like you Jehurey. They know you're too cheap to buy a $60 game on PS when you can play it on Gamepass for $1. They literally designed this around conning people like you. You'll either pay full price for their game... or you'll be one the "many new subscribers" they announce in their reports. You're powerless to stop it. Bend over bitch

Yep. I'm ready to perform. Ready for you to bend over. And there you go... the shows about to begin... bitch

I'm waiting for you to bend over bitch

Translation: I'm so butthurt... this guy owned me for something I said. Jerry Gerstmann

That sucks. Sorry to hear that. Going through the trouble of doing a scummy thing just to play LM3 before you controller comes back still isn't acceptable. It's shit like that which is the reason why we pay so god damn much in the first place. Just hold off until it comes. LM3 ain't going nowhere.

I don't think Jeff thinks that... I know Jehurey thinks that though

You said he's give it a 2/5. You've been fucked too. You and Jehurey can take your 2/5 and 3/5 and go 5 star fuck yourselves

Better yet, just buy another pair of Joycons... you'll likely need those pieces of shit anyway when your other ones fuck up then you'll have another one to swap with.. and then when those ones fuck up, you can send them to get fixed, and so on and so on....