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Suck-O'Nuts 2  flopped, THHBR! 😂

worst game of the year

77-79 Metacritic

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- Talked about delaying the game again, made the decision that it's a live game and wanted to get it out and continue to evolve the game from there

It's only been 7 years, take your time 343.

but yeah it's a live service game so you can totally launch it broken and fix it over the course of the next 6 years, like you did with Halo MCC.

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- Co-op will come in Season 2 (~3 months), Forge will come out in Season 2 (~6 months after launch), #1 priority is meeting quality and stability across all platforms, many technical complexities with Forge, for example

bungie put out forge on OG xbox hardware from 2001

But nice of them to admit that having to scale across PC, Xbox One, Xbox One X, Xbox Series S, and Xbox Series X is a nightmare for developers, even the good ones have trouble with it so i can imagine how hard it is for 343

anyways, guaranteed flop now. i change my prediction from low 80's to mid-to-high 70's range metacritic

staten's the emergency damage control guy they bring in to get broken, unshippable games into a state where they can finally be sold at retail, nothing beyond that in terms of quality,

Seeing his name on there, plus the delay, plus how bad the craig reveal was, it's really not looking good.

also the poll makes sense for the twitter community, COD is hard pass this year, plus all the controversey. the series is also hated by real gamers.

Halo is the only one that has hardcore gamer cred.

and BF6, while it looks like it's emerging as the frontrunner here, who could honestly support BF after BFV? It makes whatever Halo and COD have done in the past looks like child's play. The devs are downright evil.

I can't in good faith get behind either of these 3 titles. All 3 have entered my boycott list. The developers are all suspect.

I'll take my money and spend it elsewhere, like on real shooters:

have we even seen 1 shred of campaign footage for halo infinite?

Is this not worrying to anyone else?

We know COD will have a shit campaign like every year. BF has already set expectations that it will be MP-only. 

Halo has the most to lose. A bad campaign will really disappoint people where as for the other two it means very little.

19 hours ago, GeorgeW1000 said:

Hipsters were part of the alt right actually 

no way, they were proto-leftists. Big environmentalists, wore old clothes, most were closet gay or very effeminate and all borrowed from lesbian/gay fashion trends.

now can they bring back ridge racer 

I don't believe it, the game scored terribly and is renown for being shyte. I guess it found its home on PeeC where freeware time-wasting experiences like this can thrive.

if 9 didn't overspend on dreamcast games this month it would have been a day one

looks incredible

AAA

goes without saying, all real hardcore gamers were waiting for PS5 physical copy and we were going to pay full price for it to own it our collections, and play it extensively.

X-Thots on the other hand have no collector's scene, and will try the game out only for free, for 5 minutes on gamepass.

If you care about or value gaming at all, xbox is not your first choice.

SEA OF EXCLUSIVES

Footage: *Here's a game not even on the fucking console*

Only one, schmuck, scumfuck, shitass, scud-sucking bastard of a brand could try and pull this with a straight face.

You Bastard Box grifter, Phil Spencer asshole. you must be stopped

You can't make this shit up:

those lyrics, that fucking disclaimer on the bottom, holy shit

50 minutes ago, -GD-X said:

is warzone that bad?

 

cold war you mean? Yeah it was awful. 3 hour campaign, shit MP, and was forgotten in weeks.

The whole rape fiasco + WW2 + a historically inaccurate WW2 + BF2042 actually looking decent + Halo

Fat cats at activision are sweating this year. Keep in mind it's almost September and they're down-right HIDING this piece of shit like a bad habit. Still no reveal. Game comes out in 8 weeks LMAO

7 minutes ago, -GD-X said:

damn, first xbox...now cod! you've come a long way, bro! 

i play every year with my friends from highschool, and Cold War MP was one NOBODY ever played more than a few hours. It was just skipped entirely for warzone. that was literally like lighting $100 on fire for me. I think a lot of people feel the same and will be sticking to warzone only from here on out.

they're in for a rude awakening this year., combined with a ww2 setting. yikes

18 hours ago, madmaltese said:

Keen but also been craving a Motorsport of GT title more atm for some reason. 

probably because there's been 5 of these junk racers in the past 6 years? 

Didn't Horizon 4 just come out?  I honestly remember it being the last hyped xbox game, that and maybe gears 5.

welp looks like battlefield has it in the bag this year. this game looks like a complete disaster. the good news is for activision that COD proper is dead, all anyone will care about for this game is what weapons it'll add to warzone.

Warzone, being free has destroyed the value proposition of COD's yearly $70 release. Cold War was the last one for me, this franchise is officially dead.

BOYCOTT

absolute bloodbath

Unimpressive. 😔

they should just remove the crouch button entirely. There's no stopping teabagging if crouch functions in the game. Put crouch on a 10 second delay at least so these toxic lemmings can't commit microaggressions against F2M transfolks. not every man has a penis and testicles.

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I didn't spot Halo Infinite's bots teabagging, though - and that, 343 told me, is very much a deliberate choice.

I asked 343 if it was tempted to have the AI teabag human players they killed to make them even more human. No, is the short answer. Here's the long answer:

"Bots are primarily a part of Halo Infinite to help players learn and experiment with the multiplayer experience. We want players to feel comfortable making mistakes against bots, because making mistakes means you're improving and working on skills you haven't mastered yet.

"We never want to punish learning, especially not by having bots engage in behaviours that a player could feel is exclusionary. For that reason, we don't have explicit programming that tells the bots to teabag or taunt you in any way."

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-08-11-why-halo-infinites-bots-wont-teabag-you

that game is. straight up JSRF clone goddamn  

https://www.gematsu.com/2021/08/bomb-rush-cyberfunk-adds-switch-version-other-platforms-to-launch-a-week-later

SWITCH LAUNCH EXCLUSIVE!

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Team Reptile will release Bomb Rush Cyberfunk for Switch as a timed console exclusive alongside its previously announced PC (Steam) version in 2022, the developer announced. “Other platforms,” which were not specified, will launch a week later.

...for one whole week!

Seriously nintendo, have we sunk so low? 1 week exclusivity? 1 WEEK?

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