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  1. think about it, with the small amount of money they made off the dwindling XBONE userbase, they were able to put an extra layer of polish on the superiour switch version. I would like to once again thank the lemmings for flushing their money down the toilet. We will now require an Ori 2 port (your only game for 2020 besides halo infinite, which will end up on PS5 anyways). Thank you Dynamite for working overtime these past few months to fund this for us. Please set your XBL to auto-renew so we can effortlessly steal whatever little meagre game offerings you have left.
  2. Worlds better on switch with better performance and GFX - WOW! You can tell MS really went out of their way to fuck over their few remaining XBONE users with this. I bet the execs are all laughing and playing this on Switch as we speak. Thank you for your XBL fees donation lemmings. We will put your hard-earned money to use!
  3. black guy is named Tyrone. Emo girl is named January.
  4. Same production scope as Xbox's 1st party 'fauxsclusives' and the best two from there (ori/cuphead)are best on Switch. yeah, like I said. this dips Xbone into 4th. When google stadia comes out, all it needs is one fucking exclusive and it technically beats Xbone in value as well. Bone is in 5th place.
  5. FF7 on cartridge for the first time. END OF AN ERROR! Welcome home!
  6. jesus, how in the hell can they afford this for all these games? they can pay 10m for exclusive rights to a niche game like control, but MS couldn't shell out 5m to finish the production of phantom dust?
  7. looks so good in handheld mode. Cuphead and Ori if you own a PS4, these are both console sellers for the Switch. Two of the best indies ever.
  8. The intro to this game is a straight up tearjerker. Thank you Nintendo for this masterpiece game. WOW, this is so damn good.
  9. lol @ the pretentious ass 8.0 throttling they're giving switch games. They don't want to hand out a 9 every week because it will take away the edginess of their shitty reviews. too bad so sad for GS, switch is putting out another AAA in 7 days with DQ11S.
  10. Switch taking us back to the pro-consumer days -LENGTHY Demoes for pretty much every major release -Championing physical retail releases -AAAE's and new exclusives every week -1st party support out the ass -The best new indie titles as exclusives or first release on Switch God bless this little system. Real Gamer certified #1 platform in the industry.
  11. https://www.metacritic.com/game/switch/untitled-goose-game one of those goofy ass indies everyone loves. does look like another surprise hit for Switch though. Wall laugh my ass off when this passes Queers5's MC
  12. they gave this shit the same score as zelda and astral chain? GS is unhinged.
  13. i wont notice any dips, i'll be too busy counting down the next weekly AAAE.
  14. GS with another lowball 8, scumbags. They've been trying all year to throttle switch releases. another phenomenal 88MC MEGA-BANGER.
  15. next week, DQ11SRGE - another AAA. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.... OF THE WORLD!!
  16. Dynamite's one of those nu-lemmings who only game on PC.
  17. that dude was the biggest xbox fan on the planet and has a gears of war tattoo across his forearm and even he bailed + hates Gears 5 feminist agenda crap. Dynamite is underestimating just how many fans xflop lost with their shitty streak of games + whored out multiplats. literally the hardest of the hardcore want nothing to do with xflop anymore after backing it for 15 years. Phil is a monster.
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