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  1. probably the worst gaming platform of all time. A dumping ground of cheap crap for peasants trying to run the latest game on their momma's Dell she bought them to type their homework.

     

    Always the lowest of the low, those who couldn't afford consoles, who didn't have the budget to buy new releases, always the bargain hunting SCHMUCKS play on steam.


    A cheap, shallow program made to make gaming as cheap and devalued as possible. A platform that routinely attracts scum, attracts broken shoestring budget games, porn games, racist games, anything unsightly and unwanted always pops up on steam.

     

    No curation.

    No exclusives.

    Just a dumping ground of shallow budget crap. gaming commodified to the lowest common denominator.  cheap. lifeless. poverty gaming.

     

    FUCK steam and anyone who's supported the conmen at valve over the years, fuck you to hell. You're killing gaming and killing developers.

  2. 5 minutes ago, DynamiteCop! said:

    I don't give a rats ass about software sales, this is hardware talk you side stepping bitch.

     

    March 2017 through August 2017 = 2,108,000 units sold WITH SHORTAGES

     

    March 2018 through August 2018 = 1,437,000 units sold WITH OPEN AVAILABILITY

     

    It's down 31% from where it was in 2017 for the same sales period, DOWN 31%

     

    :umad:

    92ab6967-70b9-4cf5-8181-9f6a3d0197d5-ori

    Here's some stats:

     

     

    Xflop dead last

    Switch # 1

     

    :rofl: 

  3. 43 minutes ago, DynamiteCop! said:

    There is an excuse, it's a weak piece of shit not worth the painstaking effort of trying to get AAA games running on it.

    RE2 on Switch would sell 2x the Xloaf version.

     

    There's really no need for these companies to make Xloaf versions at all, re-purpose those resources, those teams and the manpower behind Switch versions. Much more profit to be had.

     

    PC as well. No one likes PC. Why does PC get a version when likely 1/10th the people will buy it than on Switch?

     

    NO EXCUSES. We're #1. Prioritize US, the real gamers, the paying customers, the non-pirates, the non-Xloafers. :glad: 

  4. It all makes sense. SInce MS transitioned the Xbox into a mediocre PC companion device, all the games they make are targeted at the hermit demographic. recore. Halo wars 2. Super Lucky's tale. Sea of thieves. State of decay.

     

    this isn't just bottom of the barrel, lowest common denominator gaming - it's hermit gaming.

     

    Think about it, only hermits could enjoy trash like this. Who else is used to such a low standard of game?

  5. let's recap this week in games:

     

    spiderman releases

    dragon quest 11 releases {Xcluded}

    week long beta for cod bo4 on PS4

    judge eyes announced {Xcluded)

    catherine full body announced (Xcluded)

    resonance of fate remaster (Xcluded)

    katamari remaster announced (Switch exclusive)

    10 final fantasy ports announced (half are not on xbox one)

     

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    "im saving xbox"

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  6. Just now, Ike said:

    Jesus, Switch holds value alright. I just saw that the Super Mario Odyssey Switch bundle I bought at retail is now worth $500. :wow:

    collector's market is insane for this thing. +Nintendo's history + the immense popularity of the console. all of it adds up.

     

    where as the PS4 and especially the xbox one versions will end up ina. landfill, switch's versions will be cherished and preserved by collector's for decades.

     

    Switch :bow: 

  7. 30 minutes ago, DynamiteCop! said:

    Again the term exclusive doesn't negate games from existing, sure they're on PC but what does that matter? Who cares? Are they on PlayStation? Are they on Switch? No. They're on Microsoft's platforms and only Microsoft's platforms. The fact of the matter is the system has a fuck ton of games and there's more value here than Switch could ever provide. 

     

    You want to talk shit about Xbox? Well then sell yours, get rid of it this week and see how long you survive with the Switch as your only console. See how long you survive passing up Forza Horizon 4, Call of Duty Black Ops IIII, Battlefield V, Red Dead Redemption 2,  Resident Evil 2, Crackdown 3, Soul Calibur VI, Assassin's Creed Odyssey, Just Cause 4, Hitman 2, Metro Exodus, Shadow of the Tomb Raider, Fallout 76, Anthem, Dead or Alive 6, Ori and the Will of the Wisps, Cuphead: The Delicious Last Course all in just the next 6 months. 

     

    You've lost your shit, you've lost your shit over a glorified Wii U with a bunch of indie games and 7th generation ports. You've fucking cracked. 

    Nobody's cracked. You get 1/2 the games as PS4 and Switch is on a whole different level. No One gets our games. Our games are exclusives. Switch is one of a kind. It's a must own.

     

    Everything good on XDone is on PS4 or PC. It's the most irrelevant platform of all time and literally the worst of all time. I should probably sell it but EBgames would probably give me $80 for it. games on Xshit done are worth 1/2 of the PS4 versions on collector's market. No one wants them. 

     

    No I wouldn't miss it. it's sucked for years and it has no future beyond Gears 5 the feminist shit game starring a bulldyke marcus fenix replacement. :D the whole od MS are cucked SJW radicals trying to  brainwash their 3 remaining  fans.  No one I know owns an xbox. Everybody hates Xbox.

     

    Phil is a conman. Racing games suck. There's no point in owning an xbox one, it's a fucking brick. :D 

  8. you know bhytre is just baiting. I'm sure he plays on PS4 but is trying--for SW nostalgia sake--to rep the xbox for jokes. I was the same, somebody's gotta be green. but fuck, the console sucks so much ass it's just too hard this gen.

     

    JonB and Dyno I'm actually worried about. they have too much pride and are too stubborn to abandon the act.

     

    jump out guys, Xloaf is dead. :D 

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  9. 6 minutes ago, DynamiteCop! said:

    As if the term exclusive somehow negates games from existing. Fanboy twaddle. 

    everybody has managed exclusives except the Xcuck 1. funny how Phil is the only loser shit enough to not be able to secure ONE fucking game for his fans.

     

    He sold you out. you spent thousands on Xloaf and you're about to get flushed by the execs. :rofl: Remij is playing all your games. You have a $500 proprietary paperweight shitbox with no games. It's a joke. a fucking laugh out loud riot. Nothing but Forza for years. Super lucky tale. Sea of Shit. Suck of DeGay. :rofl: Holy fuck 

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