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1 hour ago, Ramza said:

Get fucked you ugly woman. That's what you get for choosing a baby's handheld as your main platform.  

If you played less games and studied more, you could've been a straight A student.

- Mom

This is the first new release in ages that I want to play and it's marooned on the XFlop and PC where I'll never play it. 

I checked the credits and Mikami did executive produce it unlike EW2.  Come on physical Switch port. 

Booo. Give us BK3, not another bloody remake. Really disappointing if true.

1 minute ago, Ramza said:

I mean just thinking about SOTC with a stages selection screen made me burst laughing out loud uncontrollably.  

 

This guy who is always acting like games aren't artsy enough for me wants to kill the tone and atmosphere to save 5 minutes of his time.

 

This is literally what the SOTC open world debate comes down to, fuck you and your stages selection screen. I'm done arguing with peasants. 

Look, I'm distracted by the squirrel. At least  make lag time  between boss encounters shorter. Fuck that was boring.

4 minutes ago, Ramza said:

I'd send you money if I could.  

Bless you. I feel terrible for it. And it's been pouring here for weeks.

2 minutes ago, Ramza said:

RE wasn't good before REmake apparently

It was terrible. It was an ugly and cheesy and clunky Alone in the Dark clone. REmake gave it a world class atmosphere that still holds up to this day.

3 minutes ago, Ramza said:

Except RE2 is easily on the level of REmake despite coming out like 5 years earlier

It was just RE1 where you run around town. It was just as ugly and cheesy and clunky as RE1.  Thank God for REmake2.

You're looking back with childhood nostalgia. 

1 minute ago, Ramza said:

Why would I want to fight regular looking sized monster in a game where the entire control schemes and gameplay was designed to climb on the back of giants? Not to mention that is a million time cooler than any open world activities you can come with. Why would I lower myself to those activities when I just want to slay giants?

Expand the controls and give it good combat in order to give the game more quality content instead of cheaping out and padding it with one of the emptiest open worlds in gaming? 

Or just accept that the game is a boss rush and stop wasting the player's time with the filler  open world? 

3 minutes ago, sugarhigh said:

 

It's ok saucer, you can tell us where the squirrel touched you.

Synchronicity. I have a ton of squirrels, jays, crows, and other wildlife I feed, and an hour ago one of the squirrels shows up with a mangled eye and and I've been sitting here debating with myself if I should take it to the ridiculously overpriced vet down from my house. 

30 minutes ago, Ramza said:

That's just because you're gay and don't appreciate good art. 

 

PS1 spawned some of the best franchises of all time. Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Metal Gear Solid.

 

I'd love to see anyone make an argument that Symphony of the Night or Chrono Cross were ugly and crude games with no artistic values while simultaneously praise the bland, blocky 3D graphics of the N64 with their generic cereal mascots.  🤡

RE, SH, and MGS didn't get good until the next gen with REmake, SH2, and Snake Eater,  and SotN is 2D and Chrono Cross looked like this:

Hideous. 

26 minutes ago, Ramza said:

Lol, I know you don't pay games but we live in the era of bloated open world games.

 

Anyone asking for more worthless filler crap in an open world in 2023 is a Ubisoft type clown. 🤡

Why does open world optional content have to be shit? Were they shit in Fallout 1,2, and Vegas? You love those games. And if the dev team didn't have enough money or talent to do a decent open world, why go there to begin with? No More Heroes games would way better if it was structured like Mega Man where they have tightly scripted linear levels that you can play in any order you want.

The only thing Team Ico was ever good at was atmosphere. 

8 hours ago, TLHBO said:

If PS1 though PS4 have been nightmare gens then objectively no console has ever had a good gen.

PS1 3D games were ugly and crude. I skipped that entire gen. And the PS4 was f!at out bland. Jaguar bland almost. 

3 minutes ago, Ramza said:

Yes, adding little monsters to fight and copy and paste side activites a la Ubisoft is what SOTC needed to be good... Maybe some minigames a la Shenmue 3 for good measure.  

It was so empty it didn't even have that.

16 hours ago, Ramza said:

You also think Shadow of the Colossus is a terrible game.

It's not terrible, it's just half-baked like No More Heroes. It's a boss rush mode with an empty open world tacked on to pad its playtime. 

Sony. Garbage first party from the very beginning. I don't own a single game made by Sony. 

6 minutes ago, Goukosan said:

 

My side? Lmfao... Your dumbass is always so tribal. 

 

I'm not upset about this game in the slightest... So anyone who is on "my side" wouldn't be upset either..... Because we're not on the side of the few that are upset. 

 

 

Bbbut please be outraged 

I just got you to disavow ResetEra. That was hella easy. 

12 minutes ago, Substatic said:

 

The thread is about a video game and it's sales. Railroading it to whine like a little bitch about a handful of people another forum is degeneracy. 

Proofreading karma on the loose!!1

Railing the smelly brown kid HARTD!

1 hour ago, Goukosan said:

 

No one really cares about the top sellers on steam in general.  Once it a while that will get a little traction.. But in general no one cares. 

 

As far as this game it seems like No one is outraged..... Or cared about the "controversy" .... .... Ppppplease be outraged... Wait no one cares? Damn

The ResetEra commie spergs are so upset over JK saying bio sex is real that they have a standing ban on Hogwarts Legacy threads for the past to years.

Your teams's doing great.

Festivas Night #3: Comparison of the Hairlines

The last great game was Mirror's Edge.

Did something specific happen to cause it? Like a bad combination of drugs? How are you now? 

4 hours ago, Goukosan said:

 

You game more than that on the daily and you can't take a few hours to go to take your girl friend to see Avatar 2?.... Ohh wait... I get it now

Movies are passive entertainment, especially in a theater where you're expected not to talk. Sitting silently in a movie theater chair for 3:15 minutes would be torture for me. But lol @ you getting angry at TB for not liking it either and taking a shot at his sex life for it. You're a weird little guy.

17 hours ago, JonbX said:

The same reason everyone left. This forum never grew up. It grew down tbh.

This is by far the worst version of SystemWars. 

The only game I played this year was Arcues for a few hours. 

Gaming's becoming like Hollywood where everything's too similar and predictable. I wanna play Inscryption though.

The DNC and its propaganda press have you so programmed that you're sending angry tweets to Elon?

If the lefty press hadn't been throwing a temper tantrum over losing control of Twitter, none of you would have thought to care.

Dance, Fool, dance.