SlavicBull

It's motherfucking bulking season with the world shut down. I'm stacking up on almond butter, oats, meat, avocado's, whole milk ect.

I want to hit about 250 by the time this shit is done and then I'll cut with some ostarine for my all time peak build.

Gym is closed downstairs at my condo.

Luckily I have 2 45 lbs dumbells, and 25's. Along with some body weight training that's all I'll need. I'm bummed about no martial arts so for the first time ever I'm going to prioritize my build first.

When I get back to real training I'm going pick some chink sparring partners and fucking lay into them for their country causing me all this bullshit

manlet

Just now, DynamiteCop! said:

I don't even know who you are dude. 

 

I'm Black Hand, the savior of SW

1 minute ago, DynamiteCop! said:

I think the better question is in that 6-12 month window will all Switch games combined reach the rendering budget of a single game on either next-gen console?

 

I remember you telling me Switch sales would die off at 10 million

Your prediction making

1 minute ago, kaz said:

garbo thread. what a dumb ass poll is this. 

Kaz all day everyday

Well less than before I killed everyone

Launch windows are aproximately 6-12 months depending on when time of the year the console is launched.

Usually 6 months after it's first holiday

No way in fuck I'm going into that chatbox though

It's true that on top of all my other attributes, I'm a kind, just, noble man, even though I feel like I'm developing Cabin Fever which is turning me into actual bloodthirsty psychopath.

I'm gonna puke, smell you two gay depressed losers later.  I hope you have a wonderful life together in the chat box.

Be back later to check to see if there are better candidates later.  You sub human filth are like low hanging fruit.

The scum on the bottom of my shoe.

Get a fucking room you two

oh no wait you have one the chat box room

1 minute ago, kaz said:

you got me man, like i said I'm boring     

Are you depressed?  Don't tell me you're a happy man living in a chat box with Jimbo and Spicoli.

Kaz upset because he's the only other neckbeard rotting his life away in the chatbox with them.

Are you a Jimbo gonna get married?  Most men spend less time with their wives.

That chatbox is scary.

What even are you?

1 minute ago, Spicalicious said:

So are you in TO or not? put your money where your mouth is.

Hold on, let me hit the empty streets of Toronto and so I can get Corona virus and meet up with a pretend internet character and queer at his pretend gym who lives in the SW msg box 24 hours a day with Jimbo Jones. It must suck to be you so bad. Congrats on not killing youself.  Covid is going to get you though your health must be shot.

10 minutes ago, Spicalicious said:

well you were obviously lurking since you already know about the chat box happenings.  If you're still in TO I'd be more than happy to go bench you and twist you into a pretzel.

That's what I was told, you, fagging it up in the msg chat 24 hours a day with Jimbo for years.

And you're still going with the body builder shtick?You probably can't even get out of bed.

4 hours ago, lostfool said:

Yourself

That doesn't sound like much fun.

What's up?

1 minute ago, JONBpc said:

Dont bother.  Nothing can be more impressive than the slaughter that killed many cows today 

I heard No power or portablity

9 hours ago, Spicalicious said:

Are you with the same "dime piece" from pornhub?  Tell her I said hi!. 

How has life been fagging it up 24/7 with Jimbo is the chatbox for the last five years.Now it all makes sense.

5 hours ago, -GD- said:

Do you give him a blowjob every time he gives you one? I hope you aren’t being selfish. 

Oh so I'm gay now even though I posted pics with more chicks on my dick than anyone in SW history?

I thought we were bro's

I've been in isolation with my dime piece for over two weeks, only having constant blowjobs, video games and forums to post on (only reason I'm talking to you nerds again after years of retirement).  Going crazy in here.

Like a majestic caged beast, I'm watering at the mouth to devour my prey.

Volunteers sign up here, and when the time is right, I'm going choose the proper poster, and proper thread, and come down from the heavens and make an example out of you.

On 2020-03-17 at 12:00 AM, kokujin said:

your girl has 11 dicks in her a week and sucks 5 more dicks the second y'all argue. 

Why you guys bitter?

On 2020-03-01 at 9:53 PM, -GD- said:

Good stuff man. Using loops? Or are you creating your own notes/patterns?

GD, I'm a talented composer/producer type with little technical know how. I've used fruity loops and it's good for beats but the I find the quality of the voices are absolute shit and most of the time I try to bust out notes they are more like different pitches of the same note rather than different notes if that makes any sense. I hear new songs in my head constantly and I just usually play them on my keyboard and record on my cell phone so I don't forget them. I have so many original songs I'd like to do up properly Hans Zimmer/Junkie XL or Dre style.  Like if I was born in the 1800's I'd want to be a composer with an orchestra.

I don't like using loops I like creating original music and beats.

I have no idea where to start.

What programs should I use?

Something like this is a good example of the direction I want to move in.  All these fruity loop beats sound like binky bonky shit to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvH1NNKLwyI

Or hip hop beats like this I could sell on soundcloud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1stBS7BwIc