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Mad World needs a sequel.

I've never seen auto-aim an entire character's body. Lemcels probably need auto-aim when they're dropping turds.

Don't worry about it, because there will be more people playing Halo 5 soon. Microsoft has changed their own description of the game from "Only on Xbox One" to "Xbox One console exclusive" Which means that they are bringing Halo 5 to the PC. They just lost another exclusive.

Why would I want an average of shit? An average of many shitty websites is "shitty website" That's like saying that taking the opinions of 10 retarded people is a better way to diagnose a medical condition than me simply going to one normal doctor. Notice how the cows and sheep don't seem to need the lame fanboy review sites to feel good about their games.

Let's keep on listing the metacritic sites; Two different Xbox Achievement tracking websites are considered gaming review websites TrueAchievements XboxAchievements Wait a minute, they have a review from a fandom website, which is a Wikia website?

Wow, they're resorting to projection now. They didn't like me actually pointing out the review sites which is the basis of them clinging onto metacritic.

Let's look at the metacritic scores for this Tomb Raider: ImpulseGamer GameSpew XboxTavern.........................did I just fucking type XboxTAVERN???? App Trigger MondoXbox Video Chums............ SomosXbox....................SomosXBOX???? ......and you are calling the rest of us idiots????

The only person stupid enough to vote for metacritic was........................... you guessed it, Dynocrap.

When the Lemcels inevitably say "we weren't hyping this as a big deal on Xbox"

Holy shit, the game just straight-up flopped. I was just checking the metacritic scores. And the only gaming websites that have ANYTHING approaching actual credibility are GamingTrend and IGN scoring it a 9.0 And then there's other websites from former IGN/Gametrailers employees scoring it about an 8.5/8.0 And from there on out, the only credible websites are GameInformer with 7.5 and it just sinks lower and lower. Metacritic has turned into absolute garbage, look at these websites. SomosXbox???????? Dafuq is that? That's

Its a sequel to a game that was BRIEFLY an Xbox exclusive. Do you realize how pathetic that is. That's like trying to hang out with a guy because he's fucking your ex-girlfriend and you're hoping to smell her pussy on his dick. #lemcels

Drone attacks, not breaking the banks and watering down Glass-Steagall, and yes their policy on whistleblowers. There are plenty of Jon Stewart, John Oliver segments in which they skewer Obama for practically being a Republican on these issues.

They need to build the wall out of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, because these cucks sure as hell can't get over them.

It seems obvious that this guy wants to parade right-wing talking points..........and that talking only exists to insinuate that Barack Obama has favoritism towards Islam. Which isn't true. He's explained his logic plenty of times before:

Right on time

None of would be stupid enough to make predictions about CERTAIN MODES in Forza Horizon. LOL

Its obvious that Sony gave them some proper funding, and they must have assisted them with the motion capture and the facial capture, because I am seeing Sony first party games just have superior facial animations that remain a step above everybody else. Sony looks organized. They have helped raise Insomniac's profile here. Microsoft better start producing some better games. And Crackdown 3 better impress, and have ULTRA levels of polish. Or else, there are some real problems with Microsoft Gaming.

So another Dynocrap prediction ends up being completely wrong. You know what's going to happen..........in some thread in the near future, somebody is going to say something along the lines of "here goes Dyno and another one of his predictions that will turn out wrong" And Dyno will ATTEMPT to play stupid and pretend he doesn't know what they are talking about...........even though we are right here, clearly talking about that very thing. Dyno will do that little smiley to try and get out of it.

I like Ciri, I get that she must have some DNA relation to Geralt and that she is a perfect combination of half-Witcher, half-Witch There could be some magical event where a Wizard zapped her and combined her with some dark creature, and BAM, black Ciri background story is explained.

Nope. I said the were fantasy in the previous sentence. That was quick. LOL

LOL this is like the internet version of people freaking out over black football players kneeling. I don't give a shit what Ciri is. This Polish folklore product is for my entertainment..........it being Polish matters nothing to me, because I see it as a pure fantasy product. Its got dwarves, and witches, and elves. Like I'd give a shit about which fantasy people's skin color should be. "technically, the Scoi'a'tel harkens from the heavily wooded areas of the South, and their skin should be a lightly glazed tan"

Alright, so that means that Microsoft's exclusivity being removed allowed development to improve, now that they are expecting a real userbase of gamers to buy the game. Larger userbase = more money invested for development = graphics upgrade. Lemmings, you can thank the PS4 for that.