James Skywalker

I hate pretentious people *cough*

Was playing with my penis. Reached my climax fast and swallowed my pride. *cough*

dead

happiness happens. *cough*

that joke just happened real-time *cough* in my house. i thought it was pretty clever so I posted it. it's probably not original - everything already written but it was a good joke, nonetheless. *cough*

*cough* That joke is almost as good as my "I bought oranges today - Orange you great." *cough*

oh my god - is that a roll of money? are you using that to snort your cocaine? *cough*

Not playing anything anymore. I'm psychotic so I don't deserve to game.

you look like one of those black slaves you see in the history books. *cough*

*cough* Cell looks too normal.

you're nothing but a chum. *cough*

no - wave and say "hi".

White Power

atleast it didn't drive you to homosexuality. *puts head down in shame*

everyone witness this perfect photo of a peasant *COUGH *

Why don't we all do him a favour - and kill him in his sleep. * COUGH *

zwarrior, if you grew your beard you would look like the perfect terrorist (COUGH)

Kind of wish you fell off a cliff in that picture. haha *cough*

Mindwash, you are positively prime evil. *cough*

you make it sound so easy i wish i was young jeezy *COUGH*

Time to bring sexy back to this thread! Spoiler

Why did the black man freak out when he had diarrhea? Spoiler He thought he was melting. *COUGH*

*COUGH* I'm going to find you, IKE, and rape your daughter. There's nothing you can do to stop me from raping her. I will make her bleed. *COUGH*

You guys care what I'm doing, right? *COUGH* Well I'm playing Final Fantasy Eight and am on the end of disc three when you're given the choice to either continue to finish the disc and go onto disc 4 or you can travel the world doing sidequests. *COUGH* I'm currently stuck doing these sidequests, because they're hard, and I'm trying to 100% complete the game. *COUGH*

I'm already dead. It was fun but now I have to fight to survive.