James Skywalker

My apologies - what are technologies?

Let me shake your hand!

Downloaded The Lighthouse. Good movie. Another time a movie gets a bad review but I still think it’s good.

I fell out of my light house and then started getting eaten by Seagulls in my dream.

Merry Chrisfuck!

We didn’t even have stockings this year. It’s like Christmas almost doesn’t exist anymore since I’m thirty.

$200 AppleTV Cue Stick for Pool Nothing from Santa

So are you, asshole.

You’re changing the subject. There were no dicks in that picture. And there were millions of views. Imagine how many single Jimmy’s were in that load all viewing my bathroom and then my stomach.

Kismet 1 and 2 are cool

I can’t post in the PhotoAlbum anymore. There was nothing wrong with what I did, admins. SK posted a pic of his semen on a woman - what’s the difference, you hypocrites? Fucking humbugs beguiling thinking they’re better or something.

Thanks for reading my palm. What does my future hold?

Anyone that isn't allergic to nuts eats nuts so a lot of us are nuts.

Down-load is easier than up-load. A capable lift is a gift.

Now everyone can see my family tree... my palm tree.

Nary Christmas, assholes.

It depends on who you are if you'd like it or not. James and Rey would definitely like it.

I had me for lunch: NSFW

I’m capable of putting capes on bulls.

Cats has a really low rating. It must be good.

Let's do art from the start. Grab materials from the local mall or mart with a kart, get lessons from Bart the professional fart and hark at the park but don't barf. Even if it's a rotten tart you got from the wharf from Zart.

Why don’t you move to a farm, raise sheep, and kill them?

Tips on Survival: 1. Food 2. How to escape a Super Nova

I was playing Halo at the grocery store: Master Nimbus