James Skywalker

Thanks for rerinding me.

I think if I was French and then rise, I’d prefer fries over rice.

I just had the craziest dream. Dreamt I was in a car made of wood. Then it fell apart on the highway because I found it. Then there were bears and wild dogs on the road that were looking for food. I think I was in my Speedo’s. Then I was explaining to a bunch of people how I was at this house before and there was a robbery and I picked up a $1000 dollar bill. The cops were talking to me on the grass when we were laying down and he was coming on to me. I guess because I was wearing a Speedo.  Then I walked away and I was at the Joker’s (Batman)  Playground and we were talking about his movies and shows and then girls were trying to use his equipment like a broom or fan. I gtfo because it was an airport and it was closing down or something. That’s when the wood car thing happened. I think I was being pulled by other people. The car could hold 2 people and looked like it was made from beach logs. I ended up back at the house where the robbery was and when I got inside I asked if there was a party here because I couldn’t believe what happened. Some really hot girl grabbed my ass and then I went in the next room and there was a huge hammock. A fat guy left and I said, “it should support us now”; then I woke up.

I choose wheat.

They’re gunna demo every lemming’s house?  

Spending happy days with the Fearns: 

Fuck - Tetris looks better than this.

1 minute ago, jehurey said:

Can you imagine if people found out that there are guys on this forum who are genuinely angry that VIRTUAL lesbians are stealing their VIRTUAL women in video games, and they're actually bitter about it.

 

That is almost a guaranteed ticket to never touching pussy for your entire life.

But I touched you through the Internet.

3 minutes ago, GeorgeW1000 said:

Watching this stream... I've come to the conclusion that TLOU2 is such a good game that I don't mind the progressive politics much. 

Have you seen battles in Seattle?

Sheathe your sheets: 

The 80’s, when there was no COVID-18: 

Fuck - now I got to ask my mommy for more money!

8 minutes ago, kaz BLackMage said:

fuck you james, nobody gives a shit about canada and you are a low life. 

I do live in the basement

6 minutes ago, kaz BLackMage said:

james, give it up nobody cares about canada

I care about Canada and I’m a somebody.

Since it’s Independence Day tomorrow does that mean all the Americans will be independent?

11 minutes ago, Spicalicious said:

Hi, I'm Bender wanna change your gender?

Is there a fee for males to become female?

I’m frying a steak, right now. Better than Bender’s: 

Driving is stupid. Walking is better.

I don’t work weekdays anyway so it doesn’t matter. Every day is Friday for me.

Eyes without a face? Everyone is walking around wearing a mask these days and all you can see is their eyes. The only way you recognize the person is the colour of their iris.

At level 42 you learn lessons in love.