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James Skywalker

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  1. James Skywalker
    Humans, not cows. Don’t let SystemWars fool you.
  2. James Skywalker
    It was said that you would destroy the Lakers, not join them! Return balance to Stanley, not leave it in darkness!
  3. James Skywalker
    We should all eat Bryers for breakfast to remember Bryant.
  4. James Skywalker
    I emptied a Sobe off my pier in rememberance of Kobe.
  5. James Skywalker
    Who said that? Ben & Jerry?
  6. James Skywalker
    No one noticed the Australian band Split Enz - You Got Me. Or my chocolate peanut butter eyes.
  7. James Skywalker
    I’m a good boy like James McAvoy.
  8. James Skywalker
    But the movies all lead up to the Mandalorian
  9. James Skywalker
    Has there ever been a Voidler less usemore than a human?
  10. James Skywalker
    I wish I could of killed the daughter myself. look - I’m eating Kobe and his daughter:
  11. James Skywalker
    Helicopters were designed to take out blacks. The helicopter decided to commit suicide because it realized who the passengers were.
  12. James Skywalker
    Konami is outstanding
  13. James Skywalker
    Why do anything?
  14. James Skywalker
    I heard Gravity was bad on the moon.
  15. James Skywalker
    Sex isn’t funny and shouldn’t be taken lightly.
  16. James Skywalker
    I stopped watching because he said he was just trying to just buy groceries but he was actually interested in filming her.
  17. James Skywalker
    But Lemmings are the most royal fans.
  18. James Skywalker
    I wanna be more Chinese, so I’m contracting the Corona virus.
  19. James Skywalker
    Xbox knocks my socks off
  20. James Skywalker
    You’re gunna try a tryst?
  21. James Skywalker
    I only play at the plate - I’m in the Major Leagues of Baseball.
  22. James Skywalker
    Why would a cow have to be ready because a turkey is coming?
  23. James Skywalker
    I tried drinking at Pub G, but the place is filled with goof’s so I got the fuck outta there.
  24. James Skywalker
    In the 90’s I worked for The Salvation Army so I was bagging baggy clothes to stores.
  25. James Skywalker
    Temperature doesn’t really have a sound.
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