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Optimus Jim

System Warrior
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Optimus Jim last won the day on April 17

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About Optimus Jim

  • Birthday 1989-09-29

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    White Rock, Mars
  • Interests
    Soccer and fuckers
  • What are you playing
    My penis

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  1. I'll send you a state-of-the-art Pentium IV for $400. I'll surprise you with the other shit in it! :|D
  2. Not really. Their penis' are fairly small.
  3. I hope you turned off your engine, because it looked like you were biding your time.
  4. I'm feigning gaming. But I still have dark shades under my eyes.
  5. I wanted to fuck my phone so I turned it into a fleshlight.
  6. Not as bad as watching Days of our Lives. That's days gone.
  7. I'll upload Marvel to you, free of charge. Just don't tell the cops I did it. I don't want to go to jail and get raped by a black mail.
  8. Never had a panty party but I've had a pantry party.
  9. You’re not impartial. No one is. Throw me in a fucking meat grinder before I read an answer.
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