Mr. House

3 minutes ago, jehurey said:

I'm creating a second jonb, over here.

 

let the butthurt flow through you.

At first, I thought you said you had a second job.

Figures, you don't actually have any.

1 minute ago, SheepKilla said:

lmao why are people obsessed with the age of my games?  

 

That, or I randomly decided to play it after I found it in my Switch library, like a hidden candy cane in a stocking  

More like finding a discarded, half eaten candy cane with mold on it at the bottom of a garbage bin.  

3 minutes ago, Pureis said:

Why pay more when you can get the same thing for less? No harm just asking unless they make you jump through hoops tosave that money then yeah, just take the loss and not waste your time.

Tell that to Jerry whose best moment of the week was to use some coupons to save 30 cents on a box of cereals at the Grocery store.

1 minute ago, SheepKilla said:

low IQ gamers  

It took you 30 years to come to the conclusion that SMB3 might be worth a shot, genius.  

Sit your plebeian ass down.

1 minute ago, SheepKilla said:

 Maybe I'm playing old games because most modern games are mostly bad, or did that not cross your mind? My tastes are refined, I don't play whatever's "hip" and "current" - I play what's good. :reg:

REVOKED.  

Just now, SheepKilla said:

It's fun and I didn't play it  that's all I need

That's fine and all but your rights to criticize video games has been temporarily revoked, sorry to say.

We will give you the next 30 years to catch up and then we'll talk. 

Just now, SheepKilla said:

Catching up on games that didn't come out last month is unthinkable for adhd Cows. 

Catching up on games from 1988.   You've got a lot of work ahead of you, son.

Just now, SheepKilla said:

can't wait for the tears when I update it to "LA Noire" and "Syberia" 

WTF are you smoking? 

I had forgotten Nintendo have the audacity to charge money for their online 'service' now.  

4 minutes ago, Jon2B said:

Waggle ruined wii. I remember being excited to play metal slug collection only to be forced into using waggle to throw grenades. Wii sucked so fucking much.

The Wii was so bad, forcing waggle in games that didn't need it at all and while 360/PS3 was pushing HD gaming and graphics fidelity to new levels, the Wii was stuck with Gamecube like performance for the whole gen (well technically the Wii died before it even ended).

One of the worst console ever made, straight up. Not even worth collecting, just hope that some of it's best games will be released on non shit platforms and with removed motion controls. Like the possible NMH remasters. 

That looks like fucking ass. This type of generic pixel art direction needs to die in a fire dumpster. 

3 minutes ago, Jon2B said:

Don't forget your talking to Jerry.

Most full of shit poster in SW history. He's defending Wii's garbage motion controls has a way to appropriate the NMH series as games you should only play with motion controls. In case they get remastered for Switch so he can claim they have the best versions.

Even though both NMH1 (PS3 version) and NMH2 (Wii) played perfectly fine without them.   

29 minutes ago, jehurey said:

You attempts at masking your butthurt are fruitless. You don't know what you never tried.

 

I love how you try to exaggerate it by talking about excessive motions. lol

 

Get sixax-raped.

Sit your ass down, NMH2 was my favorite Wii game, and I did try it with the Wiimote. Classic control were more reliable so I played with that.

It's not about excessive motions but needless motions. Nothing fun in raising both arms to get a suplex. It doesn't feel like doing an actual suplex and adds nothing at all to the experience but needless motion gimmicks that stopped being a worthy novelty since 2007.

And jerking the controller to rise the battery meter was excessive and dumb.

Lol at defending this crap in 20-fucking-18. Goddamn. I just literally played a game that allow me to dual wield two lightsabers with 1:1 motion controls in a 3D space... and you're here praising having to raise your arms in the air to get a wrestling move in NMH. Shut the fuck up. 

5 minutes ago, jehurey said:

Nah, the game was one of the best use of the finishers, and the animation showing you where you need to motion was also cool in itself.

 

I'm not really concerned about your expanded butthurted views of the Wii controllers, its completely irrelevant to how the NMH games played. The controller worked exactly as intended for that game.

 

In fact, I am surprised that more games didn't allow for different contextual actions based on whether you had the controller pointing at an upwards angle, or a downwards angle like NMH did.

I'm not interested in your 2006 outdated gimmicks that adds nothing to the experience.  Anyone who says they enjoyed NMH because of waggle is full of fucking shit.

I played NMH2 with the Wii classic pro controller and it controlled much better that way. Get raped.

8 minutes ago, Remij_ said:

10/10

Just now, jehurey said:

Nah.

 

The motion finishers, body suplexes were quite satisfying.  The gameplay is really bare as it is, the motion finishers were easily the best part about it.

If by best you mean worst, then yeah I agree.

There's nothing satisfying about raising up your controllers to get a suplex. It's even worse now that we got actual 1:1 motion controls in a 3D virtual environment now.

Wii waggle action doesn't cut it anymore, hell, it never did in the first place. Just garbage.

Yo, I know I'm spamming this thread and Imma let you finish, but Beat Saber is one of the greatest music game of all time.

56 minutes ago, jehurey said:

Yet still not replicate the intended gameplay experience.

 

Exclusive is exclusive, baby.

 

You're not gonna see me complain if a touchpad-heavy game designed for PS4 doesn't come to the Switch.

The waggle suck ass. Who cares, I'll take normal controls over jerking the Wiimote up and down any day of the week.

42 minutes ago, SheepKilla said:

this is one of the dumbest concepts i ever heard for a game.

Almost as dumb as buying a new console to play Mario Bros 3 and Dark Souls.

19 minutes ago, bhytre said:

Just stick to your free-in-a-cereal-box VR games 

>>>> Halo. 

1 minute ago, Goukosan said:

isn't MCC still broken? 

Fuck if I know. Like I'd willingly play a Halo game in 2018. Don't insult me. 

3 minutes ago, Teh_Diplomat said:

The best part wasn't the awards show, it was the memes and awkward moments from the awards show. 

Gaymer of the year award. More like plebeian of the year. 

Just now, jehurey said:

LOL I love how he's genuinely jealous of games being Nintendo exclusive dating back to the Wii years.

 

NMH1 on the PS3 was an absolutel train wreck., and you don't even have the motion controls on top of that. LOL

Jealous of games I loved playing on my Wii. Wait, that makes no sense.

I know NMH1 PS3 was a shoddy port, that's why I don't want to remasters to be Switch only. PS4 hardware would give a bigger boost.

Fuck that garbage, commercial and mainstream echo chamber of dumpster fire.