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16 hours ago, Tears of the Cows said:

Zelda will generate more than all of Sony first party this year combined 

10 hours ago, MalaXmaS said:

Zelda TOTK will destroy anything that Flopny has done this gen.

10 hours ago, bhytre said:

This cow trying to put Spiderman next to Zelda lmfao, as if they're on the same level to throw a jab at xflop  

Spiderman  

Lemmings hiding behind Nintendo

There are fanboys online who will try to convince you this is the best console on the market As the entire gaming community laughs at it.

Ad company who ties your xbox account to your windows account which data harvests you to target you with ads, and relentlessly tries to get you to install their phone app so they can link your devices.....wishes to make more ad money from games. Imagine my shock

Microsoft is terrible at releasing good products but their expertise lies in understanding how to make money from a product. They never understood how to make good games, but as a business making people pay a yearly subscription to play online, being at the forefront of putting microtransactions in games, and now finding ways to link devices and serve ads...it was well played.

Just now, Tears of the Cows said:

Couldn’t care less about Gamepass

Another rat flees the ship

1 hour ago, Tears of the Cows said:

Are you talking about your gamepass lineup for this month?

When you got no games to play so you're forced to have kids

1 hour ago, Tears of the Cows said:

No, find a post of me ever saying Xbox>switch. I’ll make a sig bet I never said it, but always said the opposite. 
 

go ahead, try to find it. I’ll be here making your sig.

Of course, you're stupid...but not THAT stupid.

You've done little more than shill xbox the last year, but you always had to leave yourself that escape route, so that when the ownage was getting too much for you then you could pivot back to Nintendo.

You're a pathetic little dick tucker

10 minutes ago, Tears of the Cows said:

I’ve been posting about TOTK and Switch for years. Show me a single time I said I prefer Xbox over Nintendo and I’ll take a perm ban.

You didn't shut up about xbox, then it died and you went into hiding and now you've come crawling back wanting to only talk about Nintendo because you know you get owned everytime xflop is mentioned.

Little dick tucker.....tucking that little dick

Xbox flopped so hard Ghostz doesn't want to talk about it anymore

We've been telling you this for years.

3 hours ago, jehurey said:

 

what they forget is that I am responding to over 60 posts of people being butthurt.

"Not interested but I'm going to make a thread celebrating it. Totally haven't been desperately waiting a year for this....no not at all"

But but its only a dollar!!!

Its getting worse all the time, you cant justify AAA GOTY quality games on hobopass so you either get bargin bin trash like this or unfinished turds like Redfall. It's over Lemmings, real gamers rejected Shamepass.

47 posts in 3 days

He's melting down so hard we're going to have to start evacuating people

Zelda best on PC....and he can't take it 47 posts of salty rage.

Mr "I'm too cool to post here on a Sunday afternoon and everyone is melting down but me" is sperging out with a whopping 46 posts because he can't handle the Switch's pride and joy being vastly superior on another platform

Now watch him try to keep up the charade where be pretends his life doesn't revolve around the forum.....as if anyone is ever going to believe him

13 minutes ago, Twinblade said:

UK’s CMA is the only holdout

The FTC is preparing to fight MS in court.

3 hours ago, jehurey said:

and his meltdown is continuing into sunday

 

all because he's too dumb to understand basic PC terminology

"Continuing into Sunday" wrong again, but you know that. Whenever you're wrong you just double down on the jerry-go-round. Learn how timezones work, along with PC hardware

You know Jeremy I think it's cute how you're trying to convince people you're "too cool" to be melting down here on a Saturday night. Everytime you join a thread it receives the "HOT" tag and we have all witnessed you doing the jerry-go-round for the entire night. Of all the things you can try and convince people of, trying to convince them you don't melt down on weekends and have a healthy forum/life balance is not one of them

What's next? Triple down on the jerry-go-round. Knock yourself out.

1 hour ago, jehurey said:

he was literally melting down during the middle of a Saturday night

 

and this moron doesn't know anything about PCs.

It's flabbergasting how someone who can pozt walls of texts and spam hundreds of smileys for 8 hours straight can accuse someone else of "melting down" because of one long post.

Its not surprising however that once again you deflect and avoid the point when you know you're wrong. You do this everytime, and no doubt you'll spend the next 8 hours going back and forth avoiding the point everytime because you can never admit to being wrong. Saying running an emulator = converting hardware into being a switch is a whole new level of retardation not seen up to this point on sw.com. You don't ever get to talk about PC hardware.

Also it was Sunday afternoon, not Saturday night. Wrong again yankee lmao.

Checkmate? I believe so.

It's not coincidental this comes out just after Redfail bombs and everyone starts talking about the lack of good games on Xbox. More Xbox propaganda "learn to settle for less, pleb".

8 hours ago, jehurey said:

Your PC gaming must be so bad you are converting that hardware over to be a Switch

 

Your PC is CONVERTED to a Switch.

This is the most retarded shit I've ever read on here.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/convert

The PC does not change shapre or form. The PC is still controlled by mouse/keyboard not joycons. The PC is still outputting at higher resolutions than Switch can muster.

Most importantly the underlying OS is still accessible to the PC. You can run rhe emulator in a window and still have full access to your desktop enviroment and a variety of applications and processes which the Switch can not run. The games are being emulated, if we were converting PC to a Switch then the games would be running natively.

Don't bother with a jerry-go-round there's no weasel room here. Quite simply you're wrong Jerry. You're trying to grasp at something because you know substatic is right, should have stuck with the "piracy" argument at least that had some legs.

1 hour ago, jehurey said:

LOL butthurt tag-teamers trying to help each other out

 

hilarious how after I started laughing at him........he upgraded his controller model name

People in glass houses Jeremy...

The Switch controller sucks. I'm sure that doesn't affect you though, because you bought the pro controller, because thats what happens with Nintendo, you aleays need to buy something to fix the purposeful design flaw. Shit controller, shit iterations of initial hardware. It's all part of being a Sheep.

Anyhoo, welcome back Lemij

Still pending jonb and dynaflop. They were all ready to come back and celebrate the ABK purchase but the triple rape combo of the last week means we're unlikely to see them now unless Starfield scores AAA

2 hours ago, Substatic said:

 

Why not just let me know what's wrong with it like a normal person?

Bcause there's nothing wrong with it.

I think he's trying to laugh at the idea of using a 3rd party controller to play Zelda...which is retarded since that pile or shit brick that comes with the Switch is an abomination of a controller.

https://yuzu-emu.org/entry/yuzu-progress-report-apr-2023/

They had a huge performance boost for their emulator, perfect timing