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The past 7 days have been brutal

It's so bad even the President of Microsoft was left seething

They finally thought they would have games

On 2023-04-18 at 1:09 AM, Tears of the Cows said:

Redfall is hyped by the same people who hyped Poorspoken, and it will score higher than that

Its funny seeing you go from hyping this AAA, to AA, to "higher than forspoken" as time goes on and you STILL got it wrong

On 2023-04-09 at 4:51 AM, Tears of the Cows said:

Redfall is equivalent to forspoken, and it will certainly be better than that.  

You sure about that?

On 2021-06-17 at 3:40 PM, DynamiteCop said:

Did you miss E3 or something? Also this is only what we know about...

 

Be gone you fucking limp dick retard.


Halo Infinite
Forza Horizon 5
Grounded
Scorn
Flight Simulator
Psychonauts 2
Age of Empires IV
Starfield
Redfall
State of Decay 3
Avowed
Project Mara
Fable
The Outer Worlds 2
Forza Motorsports
Perfect Dark
Deathloop
Hellblade II
Everwild
Gears 6
Untitled Coalition game
Elder Scrolls 6

Replaced 
Ghostwire Tokyo
Contraband
Indiana Jones
Forza Motorsport
Warhammer 40K
The Gunk
12 Minutes
S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2
The Ascent

Flops, vapourware and multiplats

6 hours ago, Goukosan said:

 

Your act is beyond pathetic now

Its all they can do because theres absolutely nothing good you can say about xbox.

The rest of the lemtards will do the same. They'll play it on Gamepass and tell us its actually pretty good all the while shitting on AAA games on rival systems, and they will just repeat the "xbox has all the games, ps has none" line and spam "tchbr" hoping that xbox gets a game some day, even if it takes another decade.

Theres nothing xtards can do but bait and pretend at this point. Xbox has absolutely nothing going for it.

What a pathetic flop. After iver a decade lemmings thought this was finally going to be the day, this was the day they would get an actual good """exclusive""" but no its even worse than the shovelware like bleeding edge and state of decay.

Remember there are legions of fanboys out there who want Microsoft to buy every publisher. This is the developers lowest scoring game by a mile and their first game under Microsoft, a company who hasnt manages to release a single good game in 2 gens.

Lets not forget Forza 5 - Xbox's final AAA exclusive all the way back in 2013.

Has an average rating of 79 and Gamespot gave it a 9. Coincidentally at the time the site was sponsored by Xbox with large "sponsored by xbox" banners on every page.

27 minutes ago, Casual said:

 

Eh Jeff has been pretty critical of a lot of Xbox stuff/Gamepass itself in recent times. I think a lot of his tastes bring him towards Xbox stuff in some cases - he tends to have a pretty different taste from media at large, but I dunno if he's a schill.

 

I would have said Grubb was a schill if anything, but even he has changed his tune a bit recently.

I remember Girthmann giving that Mark Ecko game a far higher score than the average (gs gave it its 2nd highest score on MC), which was strange because GS usually lowballed games. Around that time he was sporting Mark Ecko clothing in his video reviews

36 minutes ago, jehurey said:

I really do believe that Microsoft has paid gaming journalists.

 

If you've been paying attention to the past week, you are literally seeing their paid online influencers absolutely reveal themselves as shills.

 

Even sense some game reviews from 10 years ago, I get the sense that MS has had some prominent gaming journalists on their payroll.

 

You're going to see a whole bunch of 8/10 scores from journalists who only talk about the game during its release week, and then NEVER bring up the game again, because they don't actually like it and will never continue playing it after they've reviewed it. Because that's exactly what they did for Halo Infinite.

 

I think Jeff Gerstmann is a paid shill for XBox at this point.

Microsoft was caught using firms to shill online like a decade ago, that isnt even including their own employees who do it on company hours. You can see all the influencers and "consultants" on twitter strangely willing to fight to the death for them, and if you dig enough you find theres a financial link every time.

Its microsoft's MO, so it would actually be more shocking if they WEREN'T paying "journalists too".

Shit they do worse in some countries.

https://www.lioness.co/post/microsoft-is-using-illegal-bribes-in-the-middle-east-and-africa-why-is-the-sec-turning-a-blind-eye

Of course Microsoft lied, they've been lying non-stop since they were founded. Only retards and shills would ever trust Microsoft.

4/10 "bloodsuckingly painful"

Xbox'd

Microsoft'd

Talentless bums who don't know the first thing about videogames

When you've had no games for 12 years so you're forced to rush out this half-baked piece of shit Proof all devs are worse under microsoft.

That depends on what you want. Something that feels like a handheld gaming console, or something that feels like a computer.

With steamdeck if you wanted to use it as a computer also you would ideally want a monitor and keyboard/mouse.

Are you intending to play this at a desk? Or chilling on a couch?

7 hours ago, Goukosan said:

 

 

 

Surprise surprise same two simpletons are bothered that kids and families of all ages love the movie.

 

Im quoting my same response from last week as it applies again this week. 

 

 

Anyway.... Get over it or stay mad 

 

I'm just picturing the CEO enjoying his new yacht

The  irony Ms was so eager to hand out 10 year deals they got one of their own

2 hours ago, Goukosan said:

Update*

 

This flop of a movie that appealed to no one, had terrible word of mouth feedback from the audience has flopped HARD and crossed a billion in 26 days.... Pffft took it long enough. 

 

Biggest week 4 for an animated movie of all time.

 

And it only just launched in Japan and some other countries a few days ago.... Expect it to flop even harder as it approaches 1.5 billion. 

 

 

 

When Nintendo makes money

I dont get how you could be a famboy of xbox its had literally nothing worthwhile since the end of the 360 era. Leings want to pretend Gamepass is the answer, but these same shills stuck with xbox even before Gamepass was a thing. When jonb was telling us crackdown 3 and scalebound would save the XBO.

3 minutes ago, lynux3 said:

I'd love to see Microsoft and their fucked up OS fail. Welcome to Linux. 😎 

Desktop operating systems with an advertising ID and storefront full of spyware That shit wants to be Android so bad, just like how MS wanted xbox to be Wii when it was selling lile hotcakes, and how they wanted to be PS2 before that. This company just imitates whatever is leading albeit with an inferior product. Hilarious seeing them hype multiple desktops/workspaces for W11 as if that hadnt been around for years elsewhere.

Based Valve finally getting us out of the windows monopoly and making PC gaming truly open

She looks like the kind of person who puts her pronouns on her twitter bio.

58 minutes ago, jehurey said:

you guys were hyping a port of No More Heroes 3

 

Too bad you won't be able to do that with Bayo 3.

 

I'm a connoisseur of a platform that actually has games designed for it, instead of being left with trying to lower settings and configuring .ini files to get the game to remove EVEN MORE graphical settings in order to STILL NOT run at 30fps

"You guys"

No there was like only Ramza here who ever hyped a NMH3 port, there was no "you guys".

You say you want games designed for your system, but just look at how much of a blurry mess Witcher 3 is on Switch. Look at the state of Bayo 3 or NMH3, or some of those Take 2 games, or games which are just streaming only Games designed for Switch still look and run like shit. Witcher 3 looks, runs and plays worse on a system it was programmed for (Switch) than a system it wasn't (SteamDeck).

Tlou apparantly runs like shit on PC so now I wouldn't try running this on Deck. Oh well, there are thousands more games that run perfectly fine. So ehst if Steamdeck can't run it well? Switch certainly can't either thats why it has no port. If it did have a port it would look even worse. Just saying " deck cant run this lol" means nothing when Switch can't either.

When you think your so big you can force a G7 nation to bend to your will

Even IF Microsoft had a valid point (and they don't), you really think after they ran their mouths, any government would then throw their own regulator under the bus at the behest of a multi-trillion dollar corporation? How the fuck would that look? Like they undermined their own institutions and caved in to protect big tech. Microsoft shot themselves in the foot.

Honestly I think this is a landmark moment. Big tech has been under the watchful eyes of regulators and governments for years for being too big, I think Microsoft have now caused a tipping point and governments are going to be much tougher with them from here on out.

You could have just done the "we find the decision disappointing and will seek to appeal" pr line that every other company uses, but no, the dude legit went all out on Twitter running his mouth. I can't imagine Brad Smith will last much longer at Microsoft.

1 hour ago, Playstation Tablet said:

• Series S targets a 1600 x 900 TAA resolution
• Series S, targeting 900p 30 FPS (only mode),

Remember Liecrosoft said this would be a 1440/60 console

1 hour ago, MalaXmaS said:

TCHBFR

PS5 has no games.

This is all lemmings have left, straight up make-believe

2 hours ago, jehurey said:

Notice how all of the people who bought that thing...........they type and type and type words about them playing it.

 

And, this entire time, never actually want to SHOW us what it looks like running.

 

ooof, look at this. this is with the newest patch from a few days ago.

 

 

 

He turned everything down to low. There's almost no shadows, there's no form of global illumination. It looks desaturated because that piece of shit Chinese LCD screen makes it look that way. It looks like the PS3 version but with more foilage textures.

 

What's the point?

Good to hear the opinion of the graphics connoisseur who hyped up such greats as the Switch games Witcher 3, Baynoetta 3, and No More Heroes 3.