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It's safe to say JonB won't be logging in anytime soon

And their movies are terrible. Instead of say Jurassic World you get "Dinosaur Island", a Canadian film with a tenth of the budget and actors you've never heard of and will never hear of again. The only time they can show sometjing you've heard of is when it's 30 years old and cheap enough for them to put in their library.

I was ready to rip on this guy as being a shill and looking him up he wrote for an Xhox magazine for some years, and has connections to Activision/Blizzard so it's obvious where his passions lie. However I came across his linkedin and this guy has been working like 50 random jobs over the years, recently in care and fast food delivery. All his articles on that website are random junk too. Dude just seems like he's trying to earn a buck, its not surprising he doesnt want to rock the boat.

I noticed that too, even he knows having a handheld alone is dull. Thats why I'm glad PC/Steamdeck are 2 seperate devices. Costs a fortune sure but you don't feel any compromises. Nintendo's approach makes the most sense for the market, but you end up with a severely crippled home console because of it. Its why I never got a Switch, first Nintendo console I haven't owned.

Now look, jerry earned another "HOT" tag. They're like forum achievements to him. Achievement unlocked 50g "Get 2 forum users at the same time to ride the jerry-go-round"

Lol exactly. Most of us have a PC/PS as a primary platform, and the handheld is the side platform. The only people who have the handheld as their primary platform are sheep because....they have no choice. This is just Jerry once again trying to tell people how they must play their games. If someone wants to run a next-gen game at low settings/30fps then let them if they're happy with the tradeoff. This is no different to when he got buttblasted that Steamdeck stole the Switch's reputation as the handheld indie machine, so he made up some ridiculous rule where you're not allowed to

That's sugarhigh. If he wants to play it thats his choice, its a PC so you have choice. I don't even like TLOU numbskull so I won't be playing it eother way. Meanwhile your stance is still "I don't want to play a game that looks like 2013's TLOU......but I'll happily play Switch games that look like 2003's Manhunt"

More bad news for the lemmings Towards the end he says xbox is done for, it cant catch up, and then he cries sony is purposefully holding xbox down And he says making great games (as if he could ) wouldn't make a difference. Ghostz has been skullfucked Even king lemshit himself just threw in the towel.

Exactly. He's trying to say there's no point playing Tlou on a handheld because it looks terrible.....as he once proudly boasted about Doom and Witcher ports that looked and ran worse than the PC version on the lowest settings. He asks "whats the point" but funny he never asked that when he was playing ports on Switch. Then he uses the idea of ppaying indie games as an insult when previously he was gloating about how popular indie games were on Switch. Basically he's grasping at whatever he can. Sheep are used to handhelds being more powerful than Nintendo's, but this i

You know things are bad when even Ghostz gives up on it I wonder if he will come back and pretend to be a Sheep.

A Sheep graphics whoring again...

You should strip Google out of the site. Fuck them.

I remember sending it in, getting a different console back, and 1-2 weeks later it would break again Then "you know, things break" Peter Moore announces 360 was FUBAR and they would extend the warranty and suddenly the turn around time became 5 fucking weeks once you sent your console in as the repair centres were overwhelmed. I remember within the launch period as RROD problems were being reported, xbox fansites made up some conspiracy theory about "project lightflame" the idea being that Sony was paying third parties to go around making up false claims of hardware is

You just know somewhere out there jonb snd dynaflop are trying to convince people its actually "pretty fun" and way more interesting than Horizon or GoW I anticipate Mala making a thread stating exactly that 6 months from now.

Doubtful, I think its painfully obvious jerry gets more joy out of arguing with people online than he could ever get out of any videogame.

Comparing ylod to rrod Xretards have no shame. I bet ms loves having schmuks like as a fanbase.

Name all the games you were playing on 360 from 2006.

It really is as half-baked as they say it is I think in time we will look back at Gamespot's 4/10 as being "too high".

This shit doesn't even have animated cutscenes They cheaped out and used static cutscenes.....then increase the price to $70 and tell you it's because the of the technical scope of the game Only Microsoft could pull this shit, and the sad part is xtards bend over for them and justify it as always. If you were an anti-consumer business who loves milking morons, you couldn't ask for a more gullible audience than the Xbox audience.

Exectutive editor of IGN says this might be the final straw for Xbox

They should put that on the back of the boxart. It's kind of sad we look back at flops like Blinx, Brute Forcd, Sudeki, Advent Rising, Ryse, Dead Rising 3 etc, ...all of those would have fit right in with Microsoft's filler on Gamepass. The indie games on there are better than Microsofts own offerings

That's life on the xbox platform