TLHBO

How is it on Xbox?

6 hours ago, FIREPOWER said:

Another review has just dropped ....

 

 

 

 The game is a disaster, kill yourselves lemshits.

 

 

 These two lemshit retards above arguing here with me here instead of playing their "game of the generation" says it all 

 

 

 

Fasttravel sim This shit looks like something from 2005.

17 hours ago, JonDnD said:

No, it because Sonys games are the same generic thing over and over again. Lets be real, you dont play them either. You dont play any games  You are more concerned about what i play than actually playing games. 

You say this as you have spent the decade playing 7/6/5 out of 10 flops like Starfield, Sea of Thieves, State of Decay and other entirely forgettable games.

Like I said, you've been trained like a dog. Imagine wasting your life on trash games to please a multi-trillion dollar corporation who doesn't give a fuck about you

Us normal gamers will continue to enjoy Sony's AAA masterpieces

3 hours ago, jehurey said:

oof, the starfield subreddit is having some fun....in a way, you could say

 

 

It really is your typical Bethesda jank

2 hours ago, jehurey said:

 

From what I've seen of the game thats what it looked like, and it made me think of the same. It was just fast travelling to some outpost on a barren planet. There was no need to explore because the game took you there, and looking out at one barren wasteland after another there wasn't much incentive to explore either.

The whole space thing is just a glorified loading screen.

This game definitely looks like a 7/10. Easily a skip for better games.

4 minutes ago, jehurey said:

Just three months ago:

 

 

Today:

 

 

Notice that the montage from June is almost all shots of being on a planet around Dawn or Sunset, so that there's heavy amounts of shadow and silhouetting.

 

And these shots are of the terrain during the middle of the day where everything is well-illuminated.

 

And apparently this game is not even exceeding 6GB of VRAM. So it was clearly designed around the Xbox Series S.

Everything I've seen so far has been a barren wasteland.

Its like someone looked at photos from one of the Mars rovers and said "that looks fun, lets design a game around it"

"What do you do?"

"Eh, walk around and look at rocks I guess"

All that hype and money and it ends up getting clapped by a fucking euronerd rpg in the same month

I bet Starfield players are second guessing their choice now.

Got to love how this clown pivots to hiding behind Nintendo everytime an Xbox game flops

He was so sure Flopfield would be GOTG and it ended up being an abomination not worth the download time.

Why can't lemmings ever take the L? Your games have all been miserable flops over the last 10 years lmao just accept they're bombs.

15 hours ago, sugarhigh said:

No, the Dreamcast is the definition of a cult classic. Like "most" people who owned one, I got it at a pawn shop after it was already dead. It's a nice system, but as a middle step between N64 and PS2 it was never going to succeed.

I enjoyed Dreamcast but this is true. Its discs held less data than Gamecube, it had one analogue stick and 2 less buttons than other controllers...it was going to suffer the moment the gen switched to PS2/GC/Xbox anyway.

I skimmed someone playing this just to see how bad it was. Every planet was a barren fucking wasteland You didnt even need to explore the planets the game just loaded you next to the objective, making the whole "planet jumping space exploration" thing just a loading screen to the next area.

Game looks

7 hours ago, JonDnD said:

The only game id pick over this on PS is TLOU3.

Thats because you're a dumb fucking fanboy who has been trained like a dog by ms to enjoy miserable 7 and under flops

15 hours ago, Hot Sauce said:

 

The mega-hyped AAA blockbuster didn't even score higher. The first Gamespot review for NMS was also a 7.

So it did, I forgot

See thats the trick lemmings do. They all pretend x is better than y, hoping people forget what scores the original got.

It seems they're running to aggregates with this one which are padded out by fansites.

They're actually going for it

They're actually going to compare a AAA title, the follow up to Fallout 4 and Elder Scrolls Skyrim, the game that was to save the Xbox brand itself.....to a fucking indie game

This is rock bottom for the xbox brand and its fanboys

"After 10 entire years of ZERO GAMES, my mega-hyped AAA 7/10 scoring blockbuster....well it scored higher than that indie game of yours from a few years back so there "

Lemmings, just kill yourselves

You pay it or you don't play online.

We warned you schmuks 20 years ago this would be the result, and it was the lemmings who made this a reality

See if they put 2 & 2 together and figure out what position they will be in with Gamepass if M$ ever gets that shit to take off.....oh who am I kidding they will never be able to piece it together

On 2023-08-17 at 10:10 PM, Mr. House said:

After Baldur's Gate 3 raised the bar so high, it's a pity 7/10 game at best.

This motherfucker He's psychic.

Has Ghostz finally killed himself? I figured this would be the flop that would push him over the edge.

Imagine trying to distract yourself playing this garbage while your bull bangs your gf in the other room Cuckstz

Finally a lemming "gets it". This is what we have been trying to tell you for years. This is why so many want xbox to fail, it's genuinely toxic fo the industry.

10 hours ago, Remij said:

Not even close.  This game will sell millions upon millions.

Ah that old lemming tactic of pretending to not know the sw definition of "flop" the moment an xbox game flops.

Starfield is cerrainly the biggest flop since Zelda:TP.

The fact that it wasn't even AA, and how much was at stake for the xbox brand....yeah I'd genuinely classify this as the biggest flop of all time.

Next Jon pretends he's having a good time with it and would rather play this than a real AAA on PS.

That Xbox effect

The Microsoft touch, the touch that brings death to any game and removes all hope.

This shit was hyped with religious fervor and it's been handed a floptastic 7 by the big sites. Only Microsoft could produce a flop this huge.

This was meant to save Xbox After 10 years of drought...

Speaking of which, unless Xbox produces an AAA exclusive in the next 2 months then its AAAe drought has officially lasted an entire DECADE 10 entire years of not a single AAAe, you could never imagine a brand this bad.

3 hours ago, MalaXmaS said:

It's not about understanding the concept of inflation.

It's about understanding the reason behind the price hike to $60 back in 2005.

It had nothing to do with inflation but rather game development increase, which was the introduction of the hd era.

Yeah I know Jerry you are very anxious to describe what inflation means but it has nothing to do with in this topic.

 

https://osgamers.com/frequently-asked-questions/when-did-games-go-from-50-to-60

So basically "it's ok when Microsoft does it "

You expect things to cost the same now as they did 18 years ago? With how bad inflation is in the 2020's?

4 hours ago, MalaXmaS said:

You should let your fanboy mode go away when looking at this issue.

The fucking irony here

Why even mention digital vs retail in your original post? It's the $70 that seems to bug you, not the digital vs retail being the same cost, or did you drop that once you realized m$ didn't have your best interests at heart.

The price of everything has gone up numbnuts so don't be surprised games are no exception.

They should have just scrapped the xflop version. People don't buy games on that platform anyway.

22 hours ago, Ramza said:

I skipped the best RPG ever made because I was intimidated by too many icons. - Jonb

 

 

JonB is what most people think of when they think of xbox fans, clueless simpletons with only just enough intelligence to function in life.