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  1. Xbox fucking sucks. Imagine wasting years of your life defending that POS on the internet. It was an honour cow gods.
  2. ITT lems suddenly ok with remakes of old games.
  3. That wasn't asking you to describe another's man dick, that was asking you to describe what it's like to see another man fuck your girl while you sit next to them whispering motivational messages and making threads on SW about PlayStation.
  4. Uh huh. Out of the two of who us who do you think has seen more naked dudes with boners? I'm on zero.
  5. Yeah cool, tell me what's it like to watch another man's dick sliding in and out of your woman? Not interested in trying it personally but still.
  6. Jenny you were rampant on here back in the mid 2000s when most people on here were like 15 and you were a grown ass man pushing 30 or something. Most dudes on here your age were chill but you were on here losing your mind rowing with teenagers about Xbox. It was a straight up fact that you came on here to row with teenage boys. And the best part was you almost always got outwitted. If you're going to come at me with that shit you better make sure you're watertight fgt.
  7. What the absolute fuck are you talking about now. There's not a single female on this board so how is "coming here for men" an insult to anyone on here. God you really are in a battle with Mala for the lowest IQ lemming. Doofy tries but he can't quite match you two.
  8. Bitch shut the fuck up you sleep in a single bed next to a racing simulator. Fucking real life mill houses dad from the Simpsons.
  9. Plot twist, "long ball Larry" is actually a real life dude Ghostz girl scores the highest. Ghostz can only dream of straight up long stroking his girl as good as Larry can.
  10. Ghostz must be averaging a thread about PlayStation every two hours this last week. Rent free.
  11. Lmao fuck what my girl tells me to do I'm the one that doesn't want to decorate my house with my collection of virgin memorabilia. Safe in their sealed packaging just like your innocence.
  12. Nah we've all got video games. What you've got is a room in your house that if you ever managed to trick a woman into visiting your place she'd probably think that room is the last thing she was ever going to see.
  13. Says the guy with the virgin basement in his house.
  14. Lems not used to premium consoles after years spent on BargainBox
  15. Mala I was joking of course but seriously what type of dumb shit is this. Video game music? You'd have more look with P Diddy's greatest hits my man.
  16. I feel like whoever is editing this shit has worse ADD than I do. This whole thing has been like GAME, MULTIPLAT, PSPLUS, GAME, RANDOM CONTROLLER VID all at 1.5x speed.
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