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Most of you have got a great deal, seems like we don’t know what the hell we’re talking about over here with respect to US employment terms.

Awesome, is that normal though?

What the absolute fuck is that shit? In my current job I’m a contractor so I have the bare minimum legal time off and it still works out as nearly 30 days. In my old job I worked for a University and it was about 40 days off a year, and that’s nothing compared to if you’re a teacher in which case you get all the terms and summertime off (like 12 weeks?). Sometimes I think about spending a year in America or Canada to just experience something different but it sounds like if I did I would be stuck in work the whole time.

Get my fitness back, a few years ago I could run a marathon in 3 hours, I’d probably die if I tried to run at that pace now. Also, stop vaping again. I properly quit 3 years ago but the last few weeks I’ve basically relapsed on that shit.

In the UK we call Stella ‘wife-beater’.

Bruh why you gotta post this video wearing your Jim jams. Carlos is a clown but you’re not owning anyone posting videos from your bedroom in your Jim jams.

Me and my lemming friend used to get high and play forge mode for hours on Halo Reach back in my Uni days, was great fun. If only someone told Cuck Spencer to release complete games this might have interested people.

Didn’t realise you were a fallout mega fan.

OG cow since I joined 15 years ago. There’s a few more: Voidler, Quad Damage, Lynux and Suyminal. TLHBO used to switch allegiance back in the day but he’s been a cow for like 10 years, he’s got citizenship. Aza can fuck off, that silly dust eating communist probably can’t buy a PlayStation anymore in his shithole country. He can import a fake Chinese PlayStation 5 off wish.com all he wants. He’s not coming in the club.

Thanks for pointing this out my guy, none of us had noticed. In our daily threads continually shitposting Xbox for having no games we’re actually being ironic.

Whilst this is a good post jerky, the worst “video game executive” would surely be a hard title to wrestle away from Don Mattrick who literally styled the Xbox One into a home media device rather than a games console (a decision which failed multiple times before, see PSX) and set Xbox on this downard spiral of minimal first party content which has plagued Microsoft for about 10 years now. Phil has so far failed to turn things around after spending tens of billions but it was old Don who really fucked the lemmings hard to begin with.

This cunt is probably the skinniest he’s ever been after spending months running away from Ukrainians.

Kind of reminds me of Jimbo’s threads where he seemed to mainly just be talking to himself. Obviously there’s less penis/Labrador’s involved. You do you Chicano, we’re low on content so can’t exactly chase people off.

Its ironic that to solve there game drought problem, Microsoft spent 9 billion dollars on a company that takes like 10 years to release a game.

Checking the meta score after the review drop: Getting home from work and playing the first hour: Why the fuck am I ever going to need an Xbox.

Malakius get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. The day MS came out and praised the muckleshoot for filming a video on there ancient land was the day you never got to play that card again.

Remi....remi remi remi. What the fuck. We've been laughing at lemkids for like 10 years over this.

If they couldn’t hit it in 2020 when the world basically stayed at home jacking off and playing video games for the entire year what chance do they have now.

I remember enjoying CC as a teenager, I’m not sure if I would as much now. Advent children was garbage though. Never played Dirge of Cerberus.

No dude, Ramza hit the nail on the head with that post. There’s nothing good about what you’re looking for and it will not lead to you being happy, whatever that looks like.

Fuck sake was looking forward to this.

Jesus Christ Twinkie getting lit the fuck up out of nowhere ITT

Watched a few seconds but I stopped, clearly in alpha right now. Looks like vice city, although I bet this will actually have multiple locations you can fly between.

Maybe, but, unless there is a huge shift in consumer buying habits (people suddenly want Xbox’s over PlayStations), I’ve never quite believed MS want to keep CoD off PlayStation, I think they just want to control the money it makes on PlayStation. I can see them loading it on gamepass (if this goes through) and then trying to force Sony’s hand by trying to have them put Gamepass, at least in some form, on PlayStation, they’ve already been trying that for years anyway.

https://www.ign.com/articles/sony-pleased-with-xbox-activision-buyout-investigation-major-negative-implications-for-gamers ‘Major negative implications’ - because of a monopoly or because Phil Spencer ruins everything he touches by putting purple hairs in jobs instead of qualified people?