Cell

We’ve been like 2 days without any new fuel for our roast and now Phil runs in with a petrol can and sets it back off.

GutterBox Edit: Wait no, GutterPass

I don’t think I’m done yet.

He went full systemwars on BBC news

Jerky I’m always around for a good ole’ Xbox beat down.

As bad as the last few days have been, there’s a chance it can get even worse with the EU delivering the verdict on the ABK merger in the next 2-3 weeks.

How is Xbox going to compete? We already know the answer to this, they’re going to buy the biggest publisher around, Activision Blizzard.

This may be some of the biggest ownage I’ve ever seen. MS has failed for years, actually its decades now, to catch up with PlayStation’s first party capability. After wearing that out they try and buy success instead through the largest publisher around but instead the CMA see’s through the deal and The buklshit attached to it and they get Teddy Tuna’d instead.

Actual footage of CMA calling M$ out: https://youtu.be/r3hTwsvJV_A

My wife wouldn’t let me put that in the living room. I could put my foot down and lay down the law but I kind of see where she is coming from.

The real cliff

Bruh when Microsoft is offering a prayer to the muckleshoot before a tech podcast you haven’t got a leg to stand on. GTFO.

Consider her first tweet in which she pretended to forget the word woman in reference to ‘people who menstruate’, how much of a bigot do you think that makes her?

LP what’s your take on JK Rowling. I’m largely coming into this blind although I know which way people swing.

TLHBO. Get some new memes dude.

Who the fuck wants a MGS2 remake more than 1 or 3? God you really are fucking retarded waste of oxygen.

Buy as many switches as you want, your country is a shithole and the majority of the world hates you. You’re going to lose a war to a neighbour who is a fraction of your size.

There’s at least three videos circulating today showing Russians beheading captured soldiers, two shows the beheaded dead bodies found by Ukrainians but one filmed by the Russians shows them beheading a restrained soldier. Add this to the torture, the castration video and god knows what else. These people are human garbage.

Is ‘Microsoft’ actually a combination of Xbox and PC through gamepass, probably Minecraft as well?

When I was in school calling someone a tranny would barely get you a telling off, imagine doing that now.

I'm only about 1-2 hours into the castle, played about 7 hours so far over 9 days, which shows you how much I get to play the puss 5 whilst having a child and working full time. I've gotten to grips massively with the combat after about an hour or so, and combining that with the treasure map I bought in the village (and hence all the fucking money I made from treasure, 50% I would of missed, feels like cheating), I'm finding it pretty easy. I'm on standard and have died about 3-4 times and for bullshit reasons rather than a boss kicking my ass. I found I took down the troll thing

Not high just tired, lmao. I read your post incorrectly as you giving the edge to RE4 because of the increased horror when you actually said RE2. I was like what the fuck do you mean.

Really? I'm not getting this at all. I found RE2 to be more horror focused, mainly because of the tighter, more enclosed environments and arguably bigger emphasis on gore. RE4 absolutely has that but the first hour of RE2 features cops getting chewed in half and shit. Also the tyrant chasing you around when you can only stun him, and the fact he's relentless about it. I'll add the caveat that I played that game through like 4 times and the latter 3 I had a infinite ammo submachine gun which I used to light zombies up for fun which wasn't exactly creating a 'horror' style of gameplay but I'm fi